StoryI’ve lost track of the number of shows I have been tortured with since
starting the Chii/Kira watching club (aka the” misery loves company”
crowd), and it’s really not getting any better. Subjecting ourselves to
titles we wouldn’t normally watch and praying for the slim chance of
finding a rare gem, it usually becomes nothing but a show to make you
appreciate just how satisfying the real good stuff is. However, when it
comes to Super GALS I should expect the worst after the “bwahaha” disclaimer uttered by my partner in crime.
Do trendy teenagers make you cringe? Were you one of the un-popular
kids in school? If you answered yes to either of these, you will *hate*
Super GALS.
Simple as that. Focussing on a trio of girls who value fashion above
anything else and follow trends like oblivious sheep, the series gives
an insight into what the cool kids get up to. Featuring a crash course
in the lingo, with awesome phrases such as “uber” and “GL” (or good
looking for normal people who don’t feel the need to txt spk), you find
yourself in an annoying lesson learning how to become a GAL. Now, I’m
still not sure what a “GAL” is exactly, but I’m pretty sure it means
chasing after boys, wearing the shortest skirt possible, slacking off
in school and acting like a general ditz.
My main problem with this show is probably due to the fact that I'm not
part of the target audience. Although shown through the medium of
animation, something usually reserved for younger males, I would lean
more to Super GALS being for the “Bratz” demographic – for those who don’t know what Bratz
are, be thankful for small mercies. Instead of the usual geeky otaku,
this series will amuse the simple minded 6-12 year old female who will
idolise the prissy protagonist, Ran. Aiming to please parents by
instilling a sense of right and wrong, it feels like the writers failed
miserably by shamelessly pronouncing education to be a pointless
endeavour.
The “story” of Super GALS reminds me of teenage magazine,
Just Seventeen’s, problem pages. Tackling life changing issues, such as
which boy to date, or getting a part time job to pay for a manicure,
the trite fluff doesn’t dare to address anything more mature than a
trip to the water park. It is a shame really, as the show had a lot of
potential. Had it taken a more tongue-in-cheek approach to the feeble
minded protagonists, then the viewer may have been rewarded with some
chucklesome moments. Instead, my will to live is slowly saps away as
Ran and the GALS invoke many face-palming moments.AnimationBold and brash, there is something quirky about the animation style
used in Super GALS – it perfectly matches the fashion victim highschool
girl theme of the show. As far from cutting edge as you can get, the
older characters look more serious and feature typical designs from the
turn of the century. Although the main cast look much younger than
their apparent sixteen years of age they are extremely trendy, wearing
bright colours and drenched in leopard, tiger and zebra designs. Shame
the art department didn’t spend as much time working on the fluidity of
movement. Amongst the list of overly repetitive scenes, Ran boxing out
some shapes in a dance-off is possibly one of the funniest, and at the
same time gratingly annoying, things seen in anime.SoundHe’s always there inside me, me, me, me.
Aside from the seriously questionable lyrics, the opening and ending
tracks are pretty dire. Dabbling with the Japanese love for Ska, the
opening track is an upbeat ditty, which is in stark contrast to the
vomit inducing lullaby that will put you to sleep at the end. The
incidental music was surprisingly what I love, exploding with campy
eurobeats and it is a blast back to the Move riffs in Initial D. Although I know this is certainly not to everyone’s tastes, it helped to bump up the audio score for me.
Unfortunately, the voice acting makes me question how certain seiyuu
still have a career; although they fit the characters, the high-pitched
and whiny noise that spewed forth from my speakers made me want to hurt
people. Going against my better judgement, a switch to the dubbed
version was infinitely worse than my already low expectations. Just
imagine some, like, stereotyped Valley girls, who ,like, completely
love to get their, like, nails done, and you’re on the money. Although
the script differs from the original, some of the “get lost fart
catcher”-type comments are utterly hilarious, and the name
pronunciations are smile-worthy: Ran becomes Ron, and Mami turns into
Mommy. After the talk of various torture techniques at Guantanamo,
perhaps the GALS dub could be a new addition to the cruel repertoire.CharactersYou know that constantly perky person that you just want to punch in
the face? That would be Kotobuki Ran. Somehow, she magnetically
attracts people; girls want to be her and boys want to bed her, even
though she is extremely high maintenance bitch who uses her friends to
help with homework. Of her two followers, Aya lacks the bolshie
precociousness of her peers, which is probably why she is the most
likable of the trio. Very shy and actually concerned about schoolwork,
it seems like she is dragged into some awkward situations by the leader
of the GAL pack. A rundown on the rest of the pitiful cast highlights
that even variety cannot save this car-crash anime.OverallSumming up Super GALS, I would call it the bigger, sluttier sister of Kodomo no Omocha;
it is almost like Sana grew up and became a tart. One episode goes as
far as featuring Ran proclaiming that anyone who wants to be her
boyfriend can “come have a go” in the Date Ran Competition. Giving out
the message that beauty is superior to brains and fashion more revered
than an education, the series highlights what is so wrong with the
world at the moment: Paris Hilton.
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