Resident Evil 4D Executor - Reviews

Alt title: Biohazard 4D Executer

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Deago's avatar
Jun 18, 2023

Prepare yourself for a spine-chilling experience, as this horrifying masterpiece will undoubtedly leave you questioning the very nature of cheesy nonsense. It's a veritable feast of vintage, poorly crafted American zombie film vibes—a true symphony of delight that will make you cringe with every bone-chilling moment.

Within its fleeting 15 minutes, this gem of a movie treats us to a delightful spectacle of disgusting red rotten meat. Ah, the aroma of decay and putrefaction fills the air as worms wriggle and writhe in every nook and cranny. And fear not, for the creators have gone above and beyond to ensure we are treated to the most peculiar camera angles, zooming in on the most disturbing 'Things' you can possibly imagine. What a delight for the senses!

But let us not overlook the ingenious strategy employed by the movie, heavily relying on the 'shock factor' to scare its unsuspecting viewers. Oh, the brilliance! For instead of eliciting fear, it serves only to disgust.

Biohazard, or as some may know it, Resident Evil. A franchise that has captured the hearts of many since their childhood days. And fear not, dear fans, for within this horror-infested delight, you shall find the predictable nature and overused cliches that have become the trademark of the series. It's like a warm embrace from an old friend, but with a touch of weariness and a sense of deja vu.

I implore you to stay far, far away from this cinematic creation unless, of course, you have an insatiable desire to witness people being torn apart in graphics so dated they may as well be relics of the ancient PS1/PS2 era. Oh, what a treat it shall be, to revel in the glory of early gaming technology while cringing at the sight of old, shitty graphics.

Embrace the horror, my friends, if you dare. For Biohazard 4D-Executer is a testament to the beauty of repulsive visuals and predictable storytelling that will leave you with a feeling of both disgust and nostalgic longing for the days of yore.

0.1/10 story
1.1/10 animation
0.1/10 sound
0.1/10 characters
1.1/10 overall