Next-level waifus, tons of suffering and this never-ever-seen resurrection thing. All in a single pack!
Whatever, here's my honest opinion. Spoilers ahead.
Re:zero is a serie that generated a huge fan-base from no where and everyone seemed to be in a huge hype train of "I hope this anime has a plot at some point". Lets get started:
Whatch this if:
- You like shonens and waifus.
- You like magnifiedly stupid main characters.
- You like seeing whale torture for 2 whole chapters
- You don't mind things happening for no reason and unclosed plot parts.
Don't watch this if:
- The rest of the review is full of reasons to not watch this.
Plot
It looks like the author wrote down the actual anime trends (2016) and some animes he liked and copy pasted parts of them to mix them like if this was the "formula to success". And somehow, it worked.
Typical shounen genere, cliffhangers, main character diving into a phantasy world, maids, neko-girls, waifu stereotypes, medieval swordsmans, some time travel or resurrection/resets, more cliffhangers, a "normal" dumb/retarded otaku as main character aaand done.
The story doesn't follow a structure or a goal, he appears in this new world and... well... things happen, because of reasons. And the resons are usually forced dramatism and suffering.
- First plot: they need to recover Emilia's medal without dieing.
- Second: Roswaal's mansion characters being introduced while there's no main goal at all.
- Third: The royal selection seems to be where the story was leading us all this time, but it ends being pointless since it doesn't even conclude.
- Fourth: Bad crazy guys appear and we have to kill a whale because reasons. Most of this part is Subaru dieing all the time without advance in the plot, until Rem confesses his love and he becomes a supersayan. Then they proceed to bully whales for 2 or 3 caps.
It never explains the most important points of the story: why did subaru enter this world, why does he this reset thing, who is the witch and how is this related to Emilia and Puck. It priorizes throwing in more new characters and anime fetishes.
The only thing that concludes is that Subaru kind of saved his waifu and she loves him.
Characters
They are totally flat, and I'm not talking about their chests.
You can easily notice that each one of them is a very stereotypical character copypasted from some other anime with close to zero depth.
Even the main character which is the deepest and most important, has a very irregular progression through the story and he doesn't even really change that much.
Conclusion
At the end there is no message or lesson, the whole story is a big repetitive cliché about conquisting the girl, a girl thaat doesn't even have personality. Well, I like Emilia since all we know about her is that she is always trying to be nice to everyone and she may be the only character who colud be a role model or something, but she is swallow as fuck and there is zero intention of making her more than a standard waifu. Come on, at least Rem is a bit deeper as a character even if that's not much.
My real grades for this anime should be:
Cliffhangers: 10/10
Main character: 2/10
Harem and waifus: 10/10
Script: 1/10
Fillers: 9/10
Forced blood and suffering: 8/10
Flaws and plot holes:
From the first chapter, I watched the anime thinking it had potential; expecting a greater plot to develop at some point. But I kept watching and nothing began. More subplots, more pointless characters and more exagerated blood.
The problem is not about the plot and character development being not clearly spelled-out (which is a lot of the time just ignored), there's plenity of time in 25 chapters to get a way more consistent story, but the anime wastes most of it's time in unnecessary sub-plots and fillers that don't bring anything interesting to it.
Main Story:
- How and why did Subaru get transported to this world?
- This whole "THERE WAS A BAD WITCH" thing. We will never know who was her, what were her intentions, was she as bad as pleople say ...
- Why Emilia introduced her as Satella at the first chapter? Why was subaru "cursed" by the witch? Why does he ressurrect? (The anime gives some hints about this questions, but not real answers)
- Subaru is sloth? Subaru is pride? The whale is gluttony? Puck is wrath? What's the point about this sins thing anyway. Same for that thing about "we have many types of magic, like pokemons, subaru has shadow magic" that leads nowhere.
- The royal selection looked like the main plot for the second half of the seaon, but it ended up pointless and uncompleted.
- We don't know anything about Emilia's past/origin.
- Filler chapters. The plot advances very slowly, it is a 25 chapters anime, but all his plot could be fit in less than ten. Most of the episodes are not relevant to the story ... I could tolerate it if the anime had no potential or no plot to explain, but it just keeps adding shallow characters instead of adding depth to the ones we already have; keeps adding mysteries and plot flaws that will never be resolved, instead of responding to the ones we already have.
More flaws: Unnecessary/uncomplete characters:
- Wilhelm: he is just filler material, what the fuck. "Hello I'm a badass widower old swordsman that hates whales" is pretty much all we have from him, this could be summarized in a sentence but we do get many chapters and thousands of flashbacks about this "I'm a knight with a reason to fight" character. Doesn't add anything to the story, just a reason to kill whales and have "epic battles".
- Beatrice and Roswaal were introduced but we did never know much about their past / never aported anything relevant to the story. Why do Roswaal support Emilia anyway?¿?
- Elsa "Gut Slicer". Why did she appear in the first chapters and then vanished for no reason? Left with a "see you soon", never came back. Whatever.
- Felt. She joins the royal selection because... Magic? :D
- Puck: why does he call Emilia her daughter? Who is Puck? You can theorize about it, but it's not clear.
- Subaru: he just changes all the time from being a complete piece of trash to a goddamn fucking boss pussydestroyer. Because he decides it. And the reason for his harem to fall in love with him is just because he is the main character, doesn't go deeper than that.
We could keep going for hours talking about flaws but w/e.
Recomendations:
If you like this "resurrection thing", read the manga All you need is kill: it is what re:zero tried to be. The film adaptation is "The Edge Of Tomorrow" if you can't read, but it isn't that good.
If you like the drama in re:zero, read Oyasumi Punpun: Not a happy story, and what a masterpiece. Subaru would feel his life is great after reading punpun.
To avoid recomending only mangas, some anime:
Steins;gate has time-travel, suffering and some save your waifu simulator. The first ten episodes are pretty damn boring but then it gets pretty damn good.
Made in abyss: suffering and friendship in a fantasy world. It's cool but starts slow.
PS: all of this review is based based on my opinion and my shit taste. If you are reading this, thanks for reading or scrolling to this point :)