MILD SPOILERS AHEAD
WebToon Anime only ever made sense in hindsight.
Back when Tower of God was airing I expressed my excitement for what could have been a landmark turning point for both the WebToon and anime markets. I stand by everything I said, and there are undoubtedly good results achieved with this venture. A quick search on Google Trends would reveal that interest in WebToons and Manhwa skyrocketed with the release of ToG. If the goal was to create commercially successful products that brought WebToons mainstream prevalence, the production committees at Crunchyroll certainly succeeded. But despite the corporate success, it's difficult to view this partnership without some degree of cynicism; the flagship adaptations themselves have left a weak first impression. At best, they were middling half-measures that somewhat managed to hint at greater things to come; at worst, they did disgraceful disservice to the source material being promoted. And that brings us to where we are today. ToG was a flawed, but promising, adaptation that oozed with potential. But God of High School was all style with no substance, and today's case study, Noblesse, possesses neither. At the very least the sheer lunacy of GoHS was capable at provoking a vitriolic response from me. But soulless unambition confines this husk of a show to an arguably worse fate - indifference. Here's how. This review contains mild spoilers, but skip ahead to my Tl;Dr if you'd like to go in blind.
Noblesse is built around a powerful entity living amongst men.
After an 820-year slumber, the mysterious Raizel awakens, à la Rip Van Winkle. He is a member of the Nobles, a secluded race charged with protecting mankind from afar. Finding himself far from home, Raizel decides to live a peaceful life in modern-day South Korea. The show is split into two arcs, both of which are concerned with factions alerted to his "Awakening." His incredible abilities are rarely put on display, instead serving as the impetus for power struggles and internal politics. These conflicts and Raizel's new way of life are what the show utilises to explore certain ideas. But before we take that deep dive, there is something that needs to be addressed. For those of you who don't know, Noblesse the Anime does not share the same chronological beginning as the original webcomic. A 2016 prequel, Noblesse: Awakening, is the canonical start of our story, and the anime decided to continue where that OVA left off. Personally I didn't see a need to catch that prequel, given that the anime was never advertised as a follow-up. Way I see it, the existence of the source material or other adaptations doesn't absolve this individual instalment of meeting fundamental story objectives. My beliefs aside, I'm not one to tell you whether the OVA is necessary viewing or not, but I believe there is merit in making observations off the anime alone. And the show does attempt to make the best out of its 13 episodes, isolating a specific time period in order to deliver a narrative and thematic context one could understand as an entry point into the franchise. It's all just not very good.
The anime's message carries noble intentions, but lacks meaning.
Noblesse emphasizes the importance of setting aside our differences. All of us may come from various backgrounds, or possess unique traits. But no single member of mankind holds greater value than any other individual, nor is anyone entitled to unjustly take that value from someone else for personal gain. You and I are different, but you and I are the same, and should be treated as such. Throughout the series, there's this healthy lifestyle being promoted, showing how wonderful it is to live in peace and harmony with those around us. This is contrasted with the true enemy of Noblesse: systemically-corrupt organizations which represent dehumanization at its ugliest extreme. Be it greedy, soulless monsters or authority figures driven to irrationality, the antagonists of Noblesse abuse their powers at the expense of others. It's up to our boy Raizel and his crew to stand up for the little guy and maintain the balance. It's a solid message, and one that is certainly welcome in our politically-charged landscape. Let's not draw lines in the sand or discriminate, but go the distance to understand and love others instead. Let's join forces against systemic oppression, let's band together against the evils threatening to break us. The Noblesse OP sums up this idea through an emotionally-stirring refrain: "So why does everybody hurt each other?" These sweet sentiments sound an awful lot like propaganda, but there's no need to worry about things getting too preachy. Because while being thematically framed as propaganda,
Noblesse undermines its own points by not saying much of anything at all.
Now, I'm going to be demonstrating how this series is lacking in the execution of its intended message. The following three points covered here aren't necessary to every story of this nature. Rather, they're here to highlight how the thematic storytelling fails to be convincing. Firstly, let's address Raizel and others of his kind. Noblesse implies countless differences between Nobles and humans, but doesn't give much for the audience to work with. For a show featuring Nobles for a significant chunk of the runtime, we sure know next-to-nothing about them, aside from their incredible powers and boomer mannerisms. Why is their society so secluded from the outside world? Why are they supposedly incompatible with the humans they once protected? How does their society, ideologies and way of life differ from ours? Are there negative repercussions should our worlds collide? I'd like to think there are answers to these fascinating questions, but I just can't find them within this adaptation. The difference matters to the message, showing that anybody can see eye-to-eye and seek common ground. But there is no context, and as a result there's no real conflict between either party, rendering any commentary on this subject meaningless. Granted, it may not be fair to look from this perspective; even though the script seems like it would tackle this topic, neither of the show's two arcs really attempt to address this issue. So let's go ahead and talk about those instead; specifically, how they fail to portray moral ambiguity. Good and Evil are two ends of a spectrum, with the show's cast clumped together on either end. Bad people are capable of doing good things, and they can't simply abandon their flawed nature at the drop of a hat. But very rarely does the show burden itself with positioning our characters in the middle; there is no moral grey area. Noblesse chooses to play these concepts as straight as possible, watering-down the conversation to its most basic principles. For example, take the villains from the Union, some of whom are cold-blooded murderers who ingest pills that turn them into literal monsters, horrifyingly disfigured and dehumanized. There's no doubt in everyone's mind that Raizel would obliterate such cruel killers without a second thought. But the very moment one of the antagonists reveals some sign of humanity, their lives are immediately spared, and they suddenly become capable of doing no wrong. These moral questions are made to be as simple as possible, offering no substance in stating the obvious. What happens if you're on the bad end of the spectrum, and are finding it hard to work towards that harmonious middle ground? Well, Noblesse just throws up its hands in the air and adds nothing else to the subject. Those reformed characters from the Union are magically OK with their new social standings and doing good deeds, because that's how rehabilitation and life works, apparently. The third example I'd like to point out is the show's assessment of what unity means. Raizel and his growing group of besties enjoy a quaint suburban life, but rarely do we see them make connections with normal human folk. Within Raizel's household, peeps from various backgrounds do interact with each other. But there's no real attempt at understanding each other, nor is there an apparent need to. There's no difficulty faced, nor adjustments made, nor compromises agreed upon. Similar to my first point, there is no conflict, and it's hard to care. Everyone's just happy chilling at home and at their workplace, instantly bonding without putting in any effort. Two teenage students who had grown acquainted with Raizel's crew almost served as the human core of the group, only to unceremoniously disappear entirely from the narrative, because Noblesse decided that it was a good time to throw in exposition about random in-world politics. Closest we get to mutual understanding between different groups of people is one line of exposition, which I believe embodies a lot of the issues I have with Noblesse's thematic half-measures. Raizel's butler, Frankenstein, clues one of the main characters in on a brief history of Nobles and humans, back in Episode 2. In describing the relationship between both races, Frankie claimed that humans were weak and solely dependent on the Nobles to survive. Now that Raizel has opened his horizons to see human life up-close, he clearly knows that hypothesis isn't true and realises how his native society's misconceptions are false. But that's just it, there was never any intention to convince the audience otherwise. Of course humans are not helpless, how could they be anything but? Noblesse prides itself in making digestible, weak arguments, expecting a pat on the back and thunderous applause. It hints at a greater conversation, but drains all nuance from it, to the point where most potential meaning is lost. I must apologize if you felt that you didn't really gain anything from this long-ass paragraph, because I know that feeling too. It's the experience I had with this show;
Noblesse is ultimately a show about nothing.
Critiquing Noblesse for what it attempts to do is marginally more interesting than what it actually is. A vast majority of Noblesse comes across as… a school-based SOL. That's right, this story is played straight to be a slice-of-life. This cast of powerful idiots are either commuting to school or playing House at Raizel's. Bursts of serious exposition regarding investigations or politics are often quickly interrupted by long stretches of repetitive comedy sketches. Cutting out all the times Raizel and his bros get called "hot" by every minor girl in the high school cohort would end up halving the season's episode count. Episode 7, the all-time low for the series, sees one of Raizel's fellow Noble getting crushed on by a student, followed by Raizel's chummy friends playing a basketball match. What makes these unfunny skits all the more annoying are the copy/pasted cast of characters. People might find Noblesse's non-personalities entertaining, and I'd be inclined to agree if everyone wasn't a carbon copy of one another. Noblesse's crew of genetically-superior expository devices are the literary equivalent of "Hey Man, Can I Copy Your Homework?" Eccentricity is fun in small doses, but cramming in this cast of stock characters sucks any life or chemistry to be had in the group dynamic. This means that scenes play out exactly the same, because all of the characters in them are exactly the same. The VAs soft-spoken, stoic delivery makes this issue worse, as half the damn characters sound painfully indistinguishable from one another. Every good guy's vocal inflection is equally polite and devoid of all personality. It has been annoying to hear a huge chunk of the cast members talking like they're all auditioning for roles in a fujoshi-bait butler anime. Of course, I mean no offence to those who find pleasure in those sorts of things; if those BL shows are to your fancy, you could do far better than this bland bunch of refugees in a PTSD halfway house. You could also settle for more in the visuals department; Production I.G. phoned in their work with all the brilliant aesthetic of a 2010s Man of Action cartoon. Lighting is fine, but backgrounds and character designs leave much to be desired. The show goes as far as to reskin their characters' supernatural abilities as much as possible, and the same goes for the repetitive backdrops of drab city skylines and stiff forests. Action sequences themselves are serviceable, but feel clumsy and unsmooth due to poor cuts or underexposed settings. The soundtrack is unmemorable, but I quite liked the opening and ending songs. The fact that the ED's K-Pop manages to be the best part of half of these anime episodes is pretty damning of the show's quality.
"The most destructive criticism is indifference." E.W. Howe. I'd like to think I've done my best to find something worth caring about in this show, but it appears that Noblesse seems less interested in its own story than I am. The series' subtext is watered-down to merely stating the obvious, with holes distracting from any positive takeaways. It's a pandering script that fails to pander effectively, and an action show that feels like it barely has any to deliver. Noblesse is at times not a show with supernatural combat, but a stiff, unfunny SOL that's one sexual awakening away from turning into BL. Visuals are unappealing, music is unmemorable. Noblesse makes mistakes in almost every regard, but it's no trainwreck. And that's a damn shame, because at least it's fun to see things go off-the-rails with trashy shows. Instead, all I'm left with after Noblesse, is sheer indifference. 3/10~
STRAY RAMBLINGS (SPOILERS):
- Out of the 12 eps we got (let's be honest, Ep 7 was a fkin OVA,) I only had a good time with one, Ep 8. Up till that point we barely had any info about who the Nobles are or where they were from, so the visit to Lukedonia was a refreshing change of scenery. We also had Young Frankenstein, who was the only fun character in the show…
- …Until he wasn't. The episode immediately following saw the novelty of the flashback wear off, and the show's only strong character along with it. YF all but disappeared between episodes, and all we were left with was boring ol' Frankie. I was disconnected from the rest of the episode, because the arc made zero sense! How does the Big Bad Bully of Lukedonia go from declaring his lifelong hatred for Nobles in one episode, to subservient servitude with zero complaints under a member of said Nobles? And what's more confusing is that the Blood Pact thing only happened at the end of Ep 9, which still leaves the question of what happened to YF during this time unanswered. This scene could have been a massive moment for the series, as Raizel and YF set aside their differences with their union. But again, the show just expects us to shut up and accept what's offered.
- So remember how the Union hacker and the schoolboy hacker had this "Aneki" relationship, only for it to disappear with the memory wipe and never addressed again? God, this show was such a waste of time.
- Rael really got his ass confined for 10 years over getting rejected. Fs in chat maybe, IDC.
- Crunchyroll, Sony, Whomever I Need to Talk to: Please give your WebToon adaptations more episodes. Each of them needed more time to tell compelling stories, and all three fell short of that. Well, maybe more eps wouldn't have saved this script, but still.
- BEST GIRL: No one really deserves this award, but I'll offer it to Young Frankenstein for being such a badass chad. Genuinely fun on-screen presence. Plus he's practically shipped with Raizel for life, and he definitely wears the pants in that relationship. YF, FTW.
And we're through with this show, good riddance. Really wasn't looking forward to covering this mess. I guess you can call me a WebToon completionist from now on, here's hoping I finally find more nice things to say about the state of these subpar adaptations. If you happen to like my verbose rants, feel free to check out my other reviews for seasons past and present. Have a Happy New Year, peace~
This is a big pet peeve of mine. I absolutely despise when anime series start at some random point in the story and expect you to have read the manga (webcomic in this case) to understand. I read a good 300 chapters a couple years ago or so and was excited to see an animated adaptation after having watched the OVA (which left a lot to be desired, but thats the point of OVAs at times). I was so disappointed to find that after all the hype, they just throw you in the story skipping like 100 or so chapters (i think). It has been so long since I've read the webtoon and I honestly don't remember much so it was just an all around confusing experience.
Plus you have this well known and loved manhwa that you built serious hype for and when it's released...the animation is bad??? The comic had more movement that this show. You could feel how their hair would move and bodies would move from the artist, but in motion they are stiff and awkward. If they weren't going to release a quality adaptation, they shouldn't have done it. I hope all the webtoons that were adapted this year get a better chance later. They all paled in comparison to their original webcomics, but this one had to be the worst.
damn!!!! This anime is great . u have to watch the OVA to get the series but that is worth doing. Superb story telling, proper paces, good jokes here and there and the best things are the fight scenes with the awesome details.. dont mind the other ppl but I would highly recommend watching this series. The animationb is top class despite being released during corona. The character r all top notch with no useless characters kept for fanservice and such(dan machi yes ,you)!
3S review no. 12 (short simple and salty/sweet/spicy)
Man this show is a really awkward one to judge. Mainly for two reasons, first one being that it is a weird show and the second one being that I.G. really fucked it up with the adaptation. The show’s director’s best work is Kuroko’s basketball, so I don’t know if he tried to approach this show in a similar fashion, low and slow till some tension is built up, then go big with some major suspense moments, but it didn’t work out at all.
So, here is a rough draft of the story. There are some superhuman beings that live for centuries, they are called Nobles, they are super strong and supposedly they are like gods, that protect the weak human race. Yet for some reason most of them are a bunch of cunts that don’t really give a shit about humans and I have yet to see them do anything else other than leisurly spending their boring ass lifes in the place they reside, the Lukedonia. Btw, at some point the main cast visits Lukedonia with an airplane(!), so what I thought was kind of higher plane of a place, or a sacred hidden realm or something, is just a place that they visited with an airplane of all things. Also the Nobles have patrols and guards around the place, protecting them from… I don’t have the slightest idea actually who can be a threat to them actually or why. Anyway, amongst all Nobles, there is an even greater being, that (to my understanding) acts as an equalizer, that keeps all the Nobles united and well-behaved, he is called the Noblesse. But some shenanigans happened centuries ago in Lukedonia, Noblesse was deemed a traitor and now, years later he is found in Japan, living a peaceful life with the company of his loyal servant, the acquaintance of some human students and two more nobles and some modified humans that join in the gang gradually. Now, the first major hiccup here is, that the show doesn’t start from the beginning of the source material. There is a 30 minute OVA made years ago, that show the start of the story. In those 30 minutes there is the same amount of material that was adopted in this season. So if you don’t watch that first, you don’t really have a clue about what’s going on in the show, the result is mind boggling confusion. Then again even if you watch it you still miss way to many stuff, its like watching a recap of the first season of a show then watching the second season without having ever watched the first one. That was a god-awful decision by the studio, and probably the reason that will turn most people away from watching the show before they even finish the first episode.
Now that being said, the story isn’t that strong anyway. Pace is a bit slow, but that’s the type of show it is guess, events move slowly, and action is scarce, and when there is action it’s nothing to write home about. I watched the show already and I still don’t know where the story is going, is there some goal? Is there a major threat? Is there a reason that stuff happen in the show? Or is it just keep going to be an episodic daily lives show of some superhumans leisurely spending their days along with some humans that are gonna die way before they even get a gray hair. I don’t know and I feel that after 13 episodes I should have at least a hint about that. So even though story telling is at least somewhat intriguing, the story itself really isn’t and thus far barely managed to keep me engaged for this season, let alone convince me to watch the next ones. Especially after the 13th episode, you come to realize that story is even worse that you imagined initially. Skip the italics if you don’t want to read the spoiler. So, turns out that Noblesse wasn’t really a traitor, we all knew that though, it was pretty obvious that he didn’t kill the previous lord and everyone saw that coming. What actually happened is revealed, the previous Lord of the Nobles decided to kill himself because… well no reason really. He just wanted to let the younger generations come to play. Brilliant. Simply brilliant. And he wasn’t the only bright one, other clan leaders as well followed his example. Magnificent. Astounding. I am speechless. Then someone decided to spread the rumor that Noblesse was the traitor because… well because. No reason actually. Then the other noble that knew the truth, decided to let the rumor be because… well just because. No reason really. Everything is mindbogglingly stupid and unreasonable. Bonus points here, for the memory of the previous Lord, father of the current lord, appearing in a white long dress for whatever reason.
The strongest aspect of the show is supposedly the characters. They ain’t amazing or anything, but at least they are there. They are kind of interesting, there is some development, even if its basic like from evil to good, or from selfish to caring for others, at least it’s there. The relationships between them result to stuff happening in the show so it ain’t half bad. The protagonist is stoic, barely speaks so it makes you wanna find out about him and try to read what is on his mind, yet this interest is kind of artificial, and works with every silent character, on top of that, when you finally get to see him act he just one shots everything without breaking a sweat. So that’s pretty boring. The most interesting character is his servant, Frankenstein and his relationship with the Nobles. The relationship and the bonds they have with their human friends could also be interesting, but after every major event (fights etc) they erase their memory, so there goes that…
Animation is mediocre, lots of cg backgrounds, not lots of movement, but at least the models look crisp and when there is action they seem to move a bit more, still not much. I’m not really fond of the character design though at all. It’s typical for these kind of shows for some reason, that include vampires, immortal beings etc, the figures are long, thin and supposedly gorgeous looking. I never liked that style nor I understand who does it appeal to.
Sound is pretty unmemorable. But it didn’t seem to annoy me at least. Opening and endings were ok but equally unmemorable. Voice acting is ok, no one stands out and they all talk in the slow, cold, calm, manner you expect from the characters.
So, is it worth a watch? No, definitely not. It’s not that its awful per se, but it’s not really that interesting or good of a story, or well told for that manner. The selling part of the show that would be its characters, kind of got ruined by the decision of the studio to not start over, so you get to rush into them making you confused and uninterested. On top of that the technical department is lacking as well. So, there is actually not a single selling point for the show. If for any reason you still find it kind of interesting you are probably better off reading the source material, or looking for another similar show that was treated better from the studio.
The label says vampires, but there are not vampires, they are nobles. They don’t drink blood, they drink tea. That’s the difference! The series revolves around watching poker face ikemen MC sip tea while starring into void … and bunch of super humans fighting with their magical powers. MC on average says one or two lines at most per episode to peasants and occasionally saves the day with his hack super powers. This webtoon adaptation supposedly skips a lot content, practically the first arc at least that is what I’ve read from other people. I can say one thing only I don’t read webtoons. I don’t care, but webtoon adaptations are pretty bad as so is this one at least story-wise. It’s relatively uneventful fighting series, where things happen in order to get into some fights. The first arc is mysterious organization employing super humans. An organization, which mysteriously plays no role in the next arc at all. It doesn’t show even on the radar so to speak of. The main plot line of second arc could be “the downside of monarchy”. The answer is the monarch, if you have great one everything is great. If you have one driven by daddy issues, you have problem. Did I say, there is high school, because that is what immortal beings are doing after waking up from several centuries long slumber. They go to a high-school. To be fair, it’s excused by the fact, that Frankenstein is headmaster of the school. That is another thing. There is Frankenstein loosely based on the famous character, I would say probably my favourite character given some reveals of his past . Second favourite would be Seira, because there is obvious lack of female characters especially in the beginning and she is cool. I mean stoic. The issues get resolved and all return back to the school, the end.
Overall, the series had its cool moments, but at the end of the day it’s mostly boring slice-of-noble-life with occasional fights. There were episodes I did enjoy, but towards the last episode I was glad it ended and I can check that watched box and let it be forgotten. I don’t recommend the series.
 In this take the monster he created is himself. I like how he took upon himself to rebel against the superhuman nobles by improving himself to match their powers.