After having finished the first season of this cringey ecchi harem, I decided to continue the drunk weekend with the sequel. With a name like Samurai Bride, I had certain high expectations of this sequel, hopes that it would improve on the original. I'd heard that his one was somehow worse than the original, so I'd find out for myself. I could only find a good version of this in Japanese, which I didn't want to watch, due to my hate of Rie Kugimiya's voice and the unfortunate reliance on having to read subtitles. Things got worse, as I 'd lost my marbles earlier in the week and had started my drunk weekend a day too early, thus booze was running out. The only hope, was for this anime to be good enough to not require alcohol to get through it. If one thought Hyakka Ryouran couldn't get any worse, they started a slutty maid cafe...
This review builds on the original review of the first season and many things remain the same, so I won't point those things out here. Instead, I expect for you to have watched the first season and/or read my review of it. Which is here by the way. I'll also add that I generally dislike the ecchi-harem genre, especially due to the unjustified nudity and the usual lack of plot, particularly where a conclusion to the harem is concerned.AnimationThe animation remains the same as before. I watched this in 720p because a reasonable 1080p version was tricky to find. Still showed the same quality though. Please see review of season one for further details. Or else, I'd literally just copy and paste it here. Look I'll make it easier for ya, just click here. SoundThe sound mostly remains the same as before. Of course the intro and outro sequences are a bit different. I found both the intro and outro music better than the season one outro music. Heck, I was rather tempted to get the soundtrack for this anime. While this is actually available in both English and Japanese, I was unable to find a satisfactory version in English, so I decided to take the bullet and watch it in Japanese with subtitles. Once again, I cringed every time Yukimura talked. And I got annoyed at some of the high pitched Japanese voices. But that's just anime I guess. On the plus side, at least David Matranga's voice can retain some dignity by me not hearing it here. For the rest of the sound, please see the original review. Of if in future, you'd prefer me to literally copy and paste the section in, because it doesn't differ in this second season of the same anime, let me know in the comments. Overall, the sound improved in this season.CharactersThese remain mostly the same. So once again please see the original review or let me know if I should just copy and paste the old sections in here. That said, there are new additions to the character roster and a few new abilities.
The lot of them appear to be more gullible than before, especially Jubei. Jubei had lost her powers after the end of season one. Matabei apparently now has the ability to sniff stuff out like a dog. Yukimura also seems to act like more of a mean bitch. Though it might just be Rie Kugimiya's type-casted voice, but damn she's mean to the likes of Kanetsugu. She is also the mastermind behind the maid cafe and deals with the numbers and managements.
Yukimura also has a pet monkey Sasuke that she is reunited with. I hate that fucking monkey, it's the most perverted character in the anime and it's an animal! Think it's a guy? Well even the f***ing monkey kisses Muneakira and becomes a slutty girl with monkey ears and a tail. This monkey is also popular among customers in the maid cafe. I hated the BS from the dog in Gantz, so I won't forgive the monkey here.
Kanetsugu gets treated even more like a dog, heck worse. She goes from being the annoying dunce to being the victim and getting bullied by the scumbag monkey. Heck I really empathised with Kanetsugu here. Gisen returns and is up to her usual sneaky, seductive antics. Incidentally, Muneakira's taste in mens clothing has improved since he wears boxers. Like Jubei, she seems to have lost some of her powers.
A new character is the busty Keiji Maeda, perverted master of chi who is barely wearing any clothing. She seems to be a delinquent, nomadically riding her motorbike around Japan and groping other chicks breasts. This character is lesbian, which would be fine in any other anime, but here it mean sexualy harassment and the fact she can't stand men, results in her treating Muneakira like dirt, not just in a tsundere way. Could have been an interesting character if they did it right.
Thevillains are four dark samurai who awaken during the first episode. They are failry powerful and come in various forms. Mushashi Miyamoto is the one that stands out the most, the short pink-haried girl literally becomes friends with the protagonists and is a regular customer to the cafe. Mataemon Araki is the scantily clad dark samurai who is more aggressive and likes to fight a lot. Inshun Houzouin is the child-like one, who appears to sometimes wear a muzzle. Kojirou Sasaki is the one with the wierd markings above her eyebrows and usually wears a blind-fold which allows her to hypnotise victims.
StoryHalf a year after the events of the original, Muneakira returns to the dojo, only to find that it has been transformed into a maid cafe due to financial difficulties. Not only that, but Yoshihiko Yagyuu who had his ass kicked at the end of the first season, was officially recognised as the saviour of great Japan, much to the dismay of the protagonists. Jubei remains unable to transform into a master samurai after the events of season one and Muneakira's powers of a general are sealed by newly awakened dark samurai in the first episode. Already rather disappointing. Worse than the first season if I do say so myself. Though the disappearance of Jubei and Muneakira's power being sealed seemed like an interesting turn of events. Except for the fact that its a load of bollocks since Muneakira still has the ability to make new master samurai. The plot is even more predictable than the first season, anything with Kanetsugu ends up going badly for her and upping the popularity of the slut-monkey (I apologise for the language, I really hate the monkey). They even take an entire eisode to have a friendly competition between the protagonists and antagonists.
But the real promise of the story came from the titular samurai bride. Each general can only have one and these are one step-better than master samurai. And without spoiling anything, to make a Samurai Bride a harem must be 'concluded.' That alone was promising and if there was a conclusion to the harem, I'd be willing to give it major praise. Once again, the second half of the anime is more serious and versed in the rather predictable story. Heck, there is literally no continuation of story, despite the returning cast of characters. It's like a terrible movie sequel, where once again the world is in danger from a completely new threat that was somehow there all along and only the protagonists can save it, for the umpteenth time. The idea of 'Chi' being the power behind the master samurai was introduced, despite no mention of it in season one. It did get pretty epic and thrilling towards the end, but it was mixed with predictable turn of events and cheesy BS. They even mess with the plot mechanic of character deaths like only a bad anime can, so expect plot armour. All I can say about the harem/romance aspect is that it concludes just like every other generic harem-ecchi. A disappointment, since it looked like they were really trying to make this story good.ConclusionI can now understand why a lot of people thought this was worse than the first season. More bullshit, more filler, even people who like harem ecchi seemed to dislike this. I was actually bored for some of this season, as opposed to the first one where I drunkenly paid attention and shouted at shocking events. But on the plus side, the story ended up being better and weighs out the negatives to make this just as good as the first season. Or bad, depending on how one looks at it. This is one of those animes where the second half is so much better and people would unfortunately not see it, due to dropping it within the early episodes. Once again, I'd only recommend this for harem-ecchi fans as one of the better animes in the genre, if only for the animation style and the actual storyline bubbling away and bursting through during the halfway point. Otherwise, I'm glad I never have to watch this again. Good riddance.Family-friendliness Rating: 5/5 Nudity and typical harem-ecchi BS and yet more dodgy scenes (lower is better)Overall Rating: 4/10 (higher is better)