Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned - Reviews

Alt title: Yami no Teio: Kyuuketsuki Dracula

Thrawn's avatar
May 31, 2014

Everything: Check this out.

Taken out of context and based on this alone: 10/10

Taken in context: 10/10

Two creeps and a guy in the window unseen watching Dracula eat a hamburger: 10/10

Dracula eating a hamburger: 10/10

You just saw the movie, which is a bunch of shit leading to Dracula eating a hamburger, where it should have ended but it went on for 20 more minutes. What it did after Dracula ate his hamburger, I have no idea. I lost interest because I sat through 50 odd minutes to watch a few seconds of Dracula eating a burger. Sure there were wheelchair fights, a guy fighting a guy in a wheelchair, dancing and some other shit but damn, if the movie was just Dracula sitting in a restaurant eating his meal, that would be a 10/10.

In all seriousness, Dracula is eating a hamburger.

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
10/10 overall