Craig: J?... you here, You hadn't showed up to work for weeks, Daren was beginning to worry so he called me to.... (Craig finds JWB on the floor out cold) JOSEPH?? What happened? (Craig looks at the view planner and is shocked to see what he's planning on reviewing till JWB starts waking up), JWB... Can you hear me?
JWB: Yes Craig my Taxi Guy, I apologise I passed out after I thought that I heard news that there is another season of Earth Defence Club.
Craig: Well... I'm afraid that them Rumors are true, And it is on your Review planner.
JWB: No... It can't be.... What them fools in japan done?!.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Greetings Fanboys and Fangirls everywhere... I'm not gonna enjoys todays review... So way back last year in 2016, I reviewed and Anime show that didn't really suit well for me, Cute High Earth Defense Club Love! if you recall my old review on it, I Criticised that it was a Joke, Everything in the stupid show was all written as a joke with no good set up or punchline, Now back when I did the review I didn't go into much detail with it because I didn't have a laptop and... I did the Review on Crunchyroll, But now that I have a Review page I can do more... While I was trying to find the Production info on this stupid show, I did find the Reception on Wikipedia, In a review of the first three episodes Dan Barnett of UK-Anime Network gave the series 7 out of 10 claiming that: "Cute High Earth Defence Club Love is a series that has the potential to be a bit of a breakout hit if it plays its cards right. (Not sure if the Card where ever right with me) Ian Wolf writing for Anime UK News gave the first two episodes a rating of 9 out of 10 saying: "Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! has so far proven itself to be a highly entertaining show, mainly because of the knowing parody it contains. The series mocks all of the normal magical girl tropes, whether it is the poses, the lines that are spouted, the transformations, or the attacks. The only real difference is the fact that you have male characters instead of female ones." He also stated comparisons to shows such as Ouran High School Host Club, a romantic comedy manga which also parodies romantic manga; and Free! in which he compares the similar fan-bases, namely fujoshi, saying: "Let's be honest, we all knew that as soon as the concept of five attractive boys akin to magical girls was revealed that every fujoshi and fudanshi was preparing to write quite a lot fan fiction." so to many Reviews for the anime have been generally positive. so I'm probably on my own, But on my first review I was able to get some sweet comments by Eric Miranda who claimed that it's a mocked-anime that I don't want to get into. This is the reason I rather watch Sailor Moon, Wedding Peach, Mermaid Melody and the Precure series instead. I have to agree with Eric on this, Sure some of them Animes are silly but they work in a way that's good, How ever Katrin Wei stated that Parody. Harem. All I can say. It is NOT MADE for the male audience, but for the fujoushi (girls who love yaoi). and also mentions that Shirayuki Hime/Cure Princess has hots for Zaou (after much spying and stalking if you saw the updates), though unknown when we will have a new (fictional) mod. Sure I'm open to anyone's opinions to be fare, There where some interesting Ideas in it like it's copying Sailor Moon like trying to be one up with Crystal, How ever, They made the Magical Boy Anime a Parody, And it seemed like it's on the same unfunny levels as the Stupid Scary Movie series, They really wanted to make the show like it's no big deal, from what I heard A lot of effort is put into these Animes, I may have to share Robyn's opinions from Anime America of this being a missed opportunity, I still have nightmares from episode 7 of the first season That Man with the Female face... Will someone please kill me?! But enough of talking about the First season time to see into the Second season called Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! LOVE! Oh sweet merciful crap where do I begin.
the first episode feels like a Rehash of the first episode from the first season, But instead of copying the same thing from the first episode, they have them all in the same bathroom, But lets talk about the characters Yumoto Hakone is one of the main 5 of the Earth Defence Club, This little basted was voiced by Kazutomi Yamamoto some of you might recall him as Fan episode 12 from Is This a Zombie (Why are you asking me a question like that?), Mimic Yoshida from Blood Lad, Min-su from Yona of the Dawn, Kio Asuno from Mobile Suit Gundam AGE and... yes Mochizuki from Another. En Yufuin and Atsushi Kinugawa (the only two of the 5 I tolerated) where voiced by Yūichirō Umehara and Kōtarō Nishiyama, Io Naruko is voiced by Yūsuke Shirai (Not much is known about him on the Wikipedia), Ryuu Zaou is voiced by Toshiki Masuda (who was Ryōga in a couple of Yu-Gi-Oh! Zexal seasons and Tendo Ushiwaka from Magical Warfare) and... Wombat this Damn pink Wombat is voiced Mugihito whose been in quite a lot, He is usually the Japanese voice of Patrick Stewart and Ben Kingsley when it comes to dubbing live action movies (Which is quite a shock to me), Let's just say that I have a part time Hatred for Wombats because of this Anime, I would talk about the former villains and there voice actors, including the Evil fish, But Kinshiro Kusatsu, Ibushi Arima & Akoya Gero are only in the first episode of this second season flying off somewhere (Mr. Herriman: I have a theory that they are going to another country to try and find some real Females to bring back and try and Repopulate the Human Race on that world.) But instead we get new villains... Twins named Akihiko Beppu & Haruhiko Beppuwho are part of a Music group called VEPPer, And boy do they look a like and... this is awkward, and here's something I never talked about on the first Season review, like some Magical Girl Animes This also has the Monster of the Week in it, But... how the way these Animes are released, I'd say Monster of the four weekly, The Designs of some of the Creatures are... some to not write home about but... they are, a bit cheesy by my point of view as if monster already know this Stupid anime is a Parody... CAN I GO BACK TO REVIEWING PRETTY CURE MOVIES? And that's not all in the this season the Monster... got even sillier like a Giant Black Football with Arms and legs, And Hourglass that reversed there powers to nothing Yey (But that would be sort lived), But they do get a Costume upgrade like Sailor Moon and a couple of Pretty Cure seasons (Max Heart & Yes PreCure 5) And... HAHAHAHAAAA HAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAA They look even more Radicalise then in the first season, Did they take parts of maid costumes to half-Assly make them costumes, They are not even trying anymore are they? Can some please Kill me so I wont have to watch this Please? (Linkara: I would but my Magic Gun can't work on Review Pages on Facebook so sorry. Phelous: I would but is seems these Damn Dingo Picture movies won't harm your Review Page, I tried Goodtimes and Golden Film movies but no, Now if you don't mind, I'm off to be an enemy of LoveLive. JWB: What did μ's do to you? Phelous: Oh it's not μ's, It's Aqours group that are my Enemies HAhahaa! Bennett the Sage: Sorry but I can't, Mark's using my Murder weapon to clear out some Old Animes that might be a pain in my Ass someday. Cinema Snob: I would love to kill you, All I have to do is create a Super virus that will overload your systems with Porn levels that will cause your PC and your PS4 to Explode like an Atomic Bomb killing you in the Process HAHAHAHAAA! JWB: Cinema Snob.... That's overkill don't you think? Cinema Snob: True, But I like to make this stuff up as I go along. Nostalgia Critic: Love to but I can't trying to kill you would be like shooting my own Camera... But I'll keep it in mind someday. JWB: Thanks Critic. Todd in the Shadows:... One day.... ONE DAY... You are going down for making my Review show look like a joke, And Turning me into a Monster. Nostalgia Chick: I'm not sure how wanting someone to kill you is a good idea, That would be asking to be murdered, Which is a bit lazy. ChaosD1: MURDER DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!!, Also I like to watch you suffer through these weird Animes. JWB: You SONOVA........ Oancitizen: My research show that you might over come this show if you just compare it with other shows, But keep that in mind in the future. AngryJoe: Ahh don't listen to them guys that want to kill you , I have faith that this shit show besides the Magical Boys in this are still the same idiot as the first season. JWB: I have to agree with you there Joe.) When I say that the Monster are getting really silly, They really mean it and the way they are creating them is... Weird, the Twins sing a song that's really bland and they throw there pet Chipmonk Dadacha (possibly the same kind of Animal Aliens that are part of a intergalactic TV show watching everything we do) at the targets face... Which is pretty damn creepy and weird, In face the third character that I can tolerate whose not part of the 5 is Gōra Hakone guess who is? the older brother of Yamoto and he is voiced by Tomokazu Sugita (who was Renkotsu in Inuyasha, Over from Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Kyon from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Chrono Harlaown from Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Strikers and most interestingly Clerk Sugita from Lucky Star which Kyon was in by the way) but once in a while the guy would do something a bit random and would probably confuse me, But I m starting to enjoy this when they are suffering for a change like in Episode 8 where the power goes out before New Year and some of the programing on the TV is missed. Oh and by the way the Twin Villains are Galaxy Idols so they are kinda famous around the Planet of Male Humans, And this is gonna get even more awkward when episode 9 is a Valentines Day Episode... When I seen only 7 episodes listed on Wikipedia, I was hoping that the show was cancelled but no, This episode will get even more awkward when Yumoto tries to make the four sempai's he's with to confess that they love girls while not seeing that there no girls in there... Just END, END ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNND!!!!!! And then in episode 10, where the gang go to Binan Land.... (Sighs) Okay, I may have to apologise to Coco and Nats from Pretty Cure All Stars DX2 on this one, At least there Theme Park has a lot to offer in Rides and they have a Rainbow Jewel there, While Binan Land is falling apart Plus Gōra Hakone was and probably is also a Magical Boy with a Big Battle Axe... as Maximum Gora... Ohh dear lord, Episode 11 and... Gora goes missing, Guess I wonder where he's gone? (In truth he's been kidnaped) and here's some interesting news and something I didn't see Dadacha as it turns out is the brother of Zundar that green hedgehog from the first season, And I loving how the Earth Defence Club are getting there Asses kicked the punishment I was hoping to do on them, Till the Conquest Club comes in out of no where. and I finally reached episode 12 so I can finish this madness, While I was enjoying Yumoto going into sadness when Gora was going away... Holy shit, the little guy might be immolating Sailor Mon but the power levels are way higher then then what I seen in the past, But in the end the Twins become a famous Musical Duo and the guys we are forced to be with hang out at the Bathroom again, while the Dead guy is in a position of like he's trying to say HELP ME!!! I feel your pain JWB, The End
To sum up, Yeah this is just as weird and stupid as the first season, but a bit watered down, This feels like they where trying to make it, but along the way it rolled back to square one, still has the same problems in the first season so there's nothing to talk about, Not much Character Development happened and... yeah it's still Beyond Shit, and I'm sorry for the fans of this show if you don't feel that way, But this is just my own opinion, And Let's hope to god I would never have to come back to this odd Franchise.
Squidward: Err Mister Barker sir, We may have a Problem with that. (Squidward holds up a Manga copy of Cute High Earth Conquest Club Love!)
?????: Season 3????? or a potential Movie???????
JWB: HAHAHAHAA OOhhh dear lord I hope not!?