Take the absurdity of FLCL and Excel Saga and crank it up to Eleven, you still haven't come close to Cromartie High School.
Story - 10/10
It's odd giving the story of Cromartie a Ten out of Ten when the story is, well, vague at best. While the over arching story is that of Takashi Kamiyama entering a new school for delinquents, despite being a completely upstanding citizen, each episode goes off on a tangent.
The episodes seem to break down into one of a few different plots. Their rivalry with surrounding schools for delinquents, and Maeda's subsequent kidnapping and torture by said delinquents. Hayashida's desire to create a school baseball team and make it to Koshien. Kamiyama's hobby as a joke card writer and his competition (unbeknownst to him) with Destrade High's Yamanouchi. And in a large number of the episodes, Mechazawa and how he is, well, different than the other students.
There are also a few episodes that focus on the minor students at Cromartie and their backgrounds. Such as Takenouchi's toughness, and penchant for motion sickness, Hokuto's attempts to take over every school in the district, and Maeda having no friends.
One aspect of the show I really enjoyed was their constant references to rock music. Outside of Freddie, an odd classmate of theirs, they name episodes and DVDs after songs and albums (love that they named one after a Little Feat album as they such an under appreciated band) and uses quotes from songs in their conversations. I also would take a guess that Kamiyama's comedy card pseudonym "Honey Boy" is a nod to Garth Hudson of "The Band."
Somehow what they created ends up being a pretty interesting and very comical story, that despite it's constant turns, is pretty easy to follow.
Animation - 7/10
The animation feels like what you get from a show like Sealab 2021. While that show took an old series and repurposed the animation to fit their new show, Cromartie on the other hand uses all original animation, but tries to make it look like an old 70's high school anime.
The characters themselves aren't very detailed, but they don't have to be in this type of series, as they focus on substance (the comedy) over the style (the art.) I also enjoyed their use of camera moves and simple slide animation, it really added to the timing.
Sound - 7/10
While there is a Frank Zappa-esc soundtrack out for Cromartie, very few of the songs are actually heard in the anime, because if they really were from Zappa half the show would be taken up by a single song.
The majority of music in the series is heard in the opening and closing, which are both just O.K. The opening is an acoustic Japanese song that doesn't really fit the series and the closing a pretty good jam band style song. There are two little pieces that are only a few seconds long, the teaser song and Freddie's little guitar riff, that are good, but the only thing that stands out is the Mechazawa song somewhere around episode Twenty.
Making up for the lack of good music are the voice actors in the English version. While our main character, Kamiyama, has a pretty normal voice, everyone else is extremely over the top and entertaining, well except Freddie, he has doesn't talk. They really made sure to bring parody into every aspect of the series they could.
Characters - 10/10
Despite the characters being parodies of the typical anime (or Manga) high school delinquents, they are actually pretty well developed. Each delinquent gives the outward appearance of being all about fighting, but they all have a little something else that makes them a unique character.
The main character, Kamiyama, is at first out of place at Cromartie. He's not a punk or fighter like everyone around him, in fact he's kind of a dork, but somehow he ends up being their leader. He's generally the brightest of the bunch, coming up with plans and leading the charge, but then again he's also the first to completely forget what they’re supposed to be doing.
Hayshida is surprisingly caring and supportive of his friends. Takenouchi is tough but prone to motion sickness. Gorilla is a stand up guy, he may have a carless side but he also posses an honest nature, or at least thats what the fish mongers think. And Freddie, well Freddie may or may not be the singer for a legendary rock and roll band.
Then there's Mechazawa. He's a bit different from the other students, in that he wears his shirt open instead of always having it buttoned up.
Overall - 9/10
Every episode is completely senseless, but makes complete sense. You're not watching Cromartie to follow a riveting story, you're watching for a good time and a laugh, and those will be constant. Having each episode clock in at only eleven minutes you'll never get bored, as they pack in the random jokes and ridiculous plots, and then you're on to the next episode full of new absurdity.
Cromartie high school is one of those anime's, in fact, one of those shows that only comes around once in a life time. I myself rarely find Japanese comedy appealing due to cultural differences, however, this anime breaks through those barriers delivering something that is truly unique and brilliant.
Based on a 1980’s Japanese manga, this anime is a parody of yankii, or juvenile delinquents. Cromartie is especially known for it's badass students. The classrooms are filled with badasses who, being badass, follow no ones rules but the own. However there is one man among the plethora of thugs who doesn't belong: the incredibly un-thuggish Takashi Kamiyama. Kamiyama is an above average (intellectually speaking) student who applied to this school of delinquents. He is the main character and plot revolves mostly around him and the friends he makes at Cromartie, going about their daily lives in high school.
The catch, of course, is that this school is anything but normal. There is no faculty and no women (no, Maeda’s mother does not count). There’s a man in a class who looks like Freddy Mercury. A gorilla. And last, but not least, Mecka-zawa, the robot. Seriously.
Each episode seems, and pretty much is, completely disconnected from the last. To put it bluntly continuity is this anime's bitch. However, this is done on purpose and is a part of Cromartie High School's comedic tactics. Example: in one episode the robot is completely destroyed then in the next episode he is magically whole again, without any mention as to how. Once and awhile the show will make mention of this lack of continuity, however, more often than not, the event is left hanging, adding to the show’s WTF factor.
Each episode seems to revolve around two things. First is a main character developing well... character. Second is a slice of life moment such as a song stuck in your head or playing sports, aka everyday activities. Of course each of these scenarios are taken to new extremes like "a guy is trying to tell us his name but we got distracted because an meteor hit the school and aliens came out" extremes. Each episode the characters argue, and while, on one side (the minority) the characters will convey extremely well rounded ideologies, on the other side (the majority) those ideas are construed over completely ridiculous notions. Kind of like real life politics. If your brain hasn’t fried yet and you can breach through the insanity, there is a moral lesson to be had at the end of each episode.
This anime is truly unique in the way that its comedy is delivered. It will poke fun at it's own lack of continuity, plot (and plot holes), even it's jokes. It often utilizes non-sequiturs and will even break the fourth wall here and there. Its randomness is on par with shows like FLCL and Hyate the Combat Butler. In one scene the characters will be having a prolific conversation about life and two seconds later someone will be hit with a fish! The randomness and plot holes may be confusing at times but the over the top reactions and hilarious situations will have milk shooting out your nose indefinitely.
I find the animation in Cromartie High School, while, not as grand and visually pleasing as others, completely appropriate for this anime. Each character is easily distinguishable, even the background characters have unique faces. Not once did I think "man, that guy looks just like that chick over there, minus the neon blue hair". In fact the art work follows closely with the original manga, the character designs look almost exactly alike. The angles and shots of this anime are also very unique. Characters’ faces sometimes morph and the angles at which characters are seen isn't like the typical anime. Often times the animation even looks like South Park but like South Park this only helps accentuate the anime as a comedy.
As far as the sound goes, other than the fact that the into and outro are surprisingly catchy, this anime has average sound. The backdrops do an adequate job of implying exaggeration and the music helps set the mood. However like the animation the sound fits the anime's personality but there is nothing masterful about it. There is never a point where the music clashes with the scenario and is never annoying or unbearable. Now that I’ve said that, the voice acting for this anime is amazing. Especially the English dub. That’s right. English. Dubbed. Not only does each of the voices match the character flawlessly, but the mouths are even in sync. Thats right people, an English dub where the animation is actually in sync with the voice acting. That alone should give this anime an 8.5.
This is where this anime really, REALLY, REALLY, shines. All of the characters mesh together beautifully, as if they were a well-rehearsed symphony. Not only does each one of them make you laugh, but even though they are profoundly different (I mean ones a gorilla) you can't help but like them all.
Takashi Kamiyama, whom I introduced earlier, is the main character. Although he is introduced as an above average student he doesn't often play the part. He instead acts, if not as stupid, stupider than many of the other characters in the show. From time to time, however, there will be glimpses, tiny, tiny glimpses, of his brilliance.
Shinjiro Hayashida, Kamiyama's first friend at Cromartie, and perhaps the stupidest of all the main characters, wears a purple mohawk and will often say and do things that, even in a school of delinquents, seem dim.
Akira Maeda talks allot of smack but never really seems to back it up (he often gets kidnapped and held hostage). Although he asserts himself often and appears to be the only person with common sense, he is frequently ignored and disrespected.
Their interactions with one another are distinctive to each character. Each character has his own little catch phrase type dealio, and while some are over done (I'm talking about you, Takanuchi) it seems so abnormal, comedically speaking, it's hilarious. As the series progresses the characters learn about each other and themselves and, while they never really change throughout the series, I wouldn't have it any other way.
I would recommend this anime to almost anyone. The laughs are endless, the story, although seemingly non-existent, is engaging. The characters are unique, edgy, fun and will have you loving each of them. My only complaint is that each episode is only ten minutes long. If you really hate non-sequiturs and random stupidity mixed together with profound philosophy then this anime may not be for you. However even if that’s the case I would still urge you to give this anime a shot. Who knows it may inspire you to make your school or work place more spontaneous, although, maybe just not that spontaneous.
Cromartie High School is easily one of the funniest anime ever. It's extremely goofy and self-aware, even using it's cheap animation budget to it's advantage. Episodes are short but crammed full of stories that go just about everywhere and nowhere at the same time. When your most timid characters are a gorilla, Freddy (Mercury?), and a robot who doesn't know he's a robot; you know that you have a great cast. And this cast truly comes alive with the stellar english voice cast, truly talented folks working there. Give this show a try if you like silly off-the-wall comedy. It's pure gold.
does my rating make sense? who gives a fuck
Cromartie High School is a surreal comedy anime with an over dramatic art style. What appeals to me, besides the aforementioned selling point, is its behaviour to question its own humour and then disregard it until episodes later. I don’t have much to say besides it’s a good clean show that I’d feel comfortable showing my kids. Here’s a drinking game my friend made for when you watch it! (Some minor spoilers,)
Take a drink at the intro song cause “Hey, it's the intro song.”
Take a drink whenever Kamiyama wins solely by virtue of being the main character.
Take a drink whenever Hayashida’s hair moves for no apparent reason.
Take a drink whenever Maeda gets kidnapped and no one cares.
Take a drink whenever anyone dances around the fact that Mechazawa is a rooooooo-bust character.
Take a drink whenever the word “delinquents” is said, at any time.
Take a drink whenever Freddy doesn't say anything but everyone reacts as if he did.
Take a drink at the outro song cause “Hey, it's the outro song.”
"Cromartie High School" offers a unique spin on the traditional high school anime genre, blending absurd humor with a cast of delinquents who are as endearing as they are intimidating. Set in the notorious Cromartie High, known for its unruly students, the series follows Takashi Kamiyama, an average student who enrolls at Cromartie for reasons even he's not sure of. What unfolds is a hilariously surreal journey through high school life, where robots, gorillas, and a Freddie Mercury look-alike are just part of the everyday curriculum. Despite its seemingly chaotic premise, "Cromartie High School" cleverly satirizes both the slice-of-life and action genres, delivering a comedy that's as thoughtful as it is outrageous.
Areas for Improvement
Conclusion "Cromartie High School" is a standout comedy that dares to be different, offering a hilarious and surreal take on the high school experience. Its strength lies in its absurdity and the remarkable chemistry among its eclectic cast of characters. While the series may not provide a deep narrative or complex character development, it succeeds in delivering a genuinely entertaining and memorable comedic experience. For those in search of a laugh and a break from the conventional, "Cromartie High School" proves that sometimes, the most nonsensical journeys are the most enjoyable ones.