Busty, shallow Koko and Mika are two famous celebrities whose lives are anything but normal. Even a typical vacation day to the beach can mean potential disaster for the pair, as sinister forces want to get their hands on the butt-kicking beauties for their own reasons. Luckily for Koko and Mika, their breasts manage to help them out in any situation, whether vibrating when danger is afoot, or blowing up to an immense size to serve as air bags in a car crash!
This has got to be one of the saddest excuses for an anime I've ever seen in my entire life that I literally bite my tongue for calling it an anime. Sadly though, and here is a bit of akn known fact about me, once I start a show I do everything in my power to watch the whole thing first before judging. *takes deep breathe* First let me get this out the way... if something like, I don't know busty women, with a storyline that doesn't even make any sort of sense is written down on paper, it should be shredded immediately, then bang your head 20 times on a marble table while promising yourself to never make crap like this into anything more than a mere dream gone bad. *Phew* Now that that's out of my system, lets get to the actual review shall we. Story: I nearly barfed as I sat in my bed trying to digest this "anime" storyline. I did get the gist of it but my brain hurts too much to try to explain things. Moving on... Animation: I love voluptuous women as much as the next guy, but seriously this was the only that this show had going for it. Of course I think that the animators seriously did do a decent job, even though there were some drawbacks in production value. To be honest though everything seemed really cheesy in a sense that I got this nostalgic feeling of "it's been done already" every single episode that I watched. I think the animators did just what they intended but it didn't come out the way they wanted viewers to see it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Sound: Surprisingly I like the sounds from this show, which is surprising coming from this piece of crap. The soundtrack was a bit laid back, but the explosions, shots and other worldly sounds weren't too bad. I wasn't expecting too much from the voice actors but I was a bit surprised that they had a team that did a pretty decent job. Although it didn't help this show at all to be blunt. Characters: Ok let me first start by saying that I love women and all of their fine glory in every shape, way and form. Don't believe me you can ask one of my closest friends who knows me more than my family does. Anyway, Koko and Mika are a pair of hotties who also kick major arse whereever they go. They are seemingly stalked by some noob who's name I forget at this point and the shite hits the fan as my brain just imploded thinking about the everyone else that was brought out in this show. I felt little connection to any of the characters outside of a minor remembrance of some old eechi manga I borrowed from a friend a while back. Overall: I DO NOT recommend this piece of crap to anyone with half a brain. If you're watching this, drop it asap as your brain will feel like deep fried mush after watching this trash. If you;re curious then feel free, but I'll leave that up to you. Well dear friends that's all for now, I'll be back with another review, hopefully nothing like this show will pop up on me again. Oh and by the way, you'll have more fun gouging your eyes out than watching this piece of crap.
Um… this one was pretty much seems really more like Hentai without the sex. The episodes are really short but just seem really really stupid. I don’t understand what exactly the ‘gag’ part is in this. All I see is two girls with large breasts doing a bunch of jumping and crawling around, with one acting like she’s jerking someone off as she is shaking a bottle of Champaign. This is not funny! It’s just sick and wrong looking. The animation looks cheep but I can tell they did put a lot of work into it, even if it does seem like they shouldn’t of. Everything looks pretty plastic and toyish, the girls look like Brats dolls with large eyes and big heads. Their lips are way too puckered and make them look like they had a lot of plastic surgery. The movement is somewhat alright, I didn’t notice to much problems with that. Music and their voices seem like they were best for a porno. In fact, if you are old enough, close your eyes and just listen to it and think what they are doing. Ya… It’s just not my thing to have my shows full of that stuff.
It's both really easy and really difficult to claim that something is either "the best" or "the worst" of something. It's really easy in the sense anyone can hyperbolically claim something is "the best" or "the worst" based on their personal preferences and/or depending on their love or hate of said thing. It can also be really difficult from a critical standpoint, since things can be good and bad for different things, and you can always call something worse. Usually, most titles in any form of media have SOMETHING redeemable about them, even if they're really easy to hate or make fun of when it comes to their flaws. Personally, i very rarely call something "the best" or "the worst", even if i absolutely hate it or love it. But in this case, i have to make an exception. Abunai Sisters: Koko & Mika is one of the worst anime I've ever seen, and it comes in swinging hard, making itself an easy candidate for "Worst Anime of All Time" Abunai Sisters is a short 10 episode OVA released in 2009, barely lasting ~30 minutes total. It barely sold over 250 copies of the DVD. Considering that the first 500 copies to be pre-ordered came with bonuses such as figurines, discounts, and even shout-outs to those first 500 to have pre-ordered, it comes off as extra sad that almost no one ordered this thing. But its easy to see why no one did. If it wasn't for the fact that owning a copy is one of the most embarrassing things to have in your library. And to make it more insulting, this was produced by PRODUCTION I.G. of all companies. These are the guys who released Eden of the East, FLCL, and the Ghost in the Shell franchise, and a plethora of other high quality of animation both before and after Abunai Sisters. Did someone at the company lose a bet? Or have a stoke or get an injury to the head? Only two episodes of this how managed to make it to television, and for a while, those two episodes where the only thing you could get your hands on. Thankfully (or woefully, depending on your view), all the episodes were uploaded on torrent sites. Unfortunately, for some reason, the uploaded uploaded them with the voices pitched up, so the voices become literally unbearable. There does exist a copy of the entire series on YouTube with their voices normalized though, if you're a masochist. When it comes to plot, there is no plot. It's about two large breasted bimbos who happened to be some sort of secret agents and they both get into antics where the two bad guys, a large headed woman reminiscent of Yubaba from Spirited Away, and her lackey try to either kill them or steal their "Boobie Stone". That's right, the "Boobie Stone". The "Boobie Stone" keeps them young as well as giving them "Boobie Powers", which save them from danger, and the bad guys want the power of the "Boobie Stone" for themselves. And that's the entire joke. I can't believe i typed that out. The animation is awful. It's barely reaches the PS1 era of CGI cutscene. Even weirder is that the animation is definitely motion captured, which means that people put time and effort into this OVA. There are so many other anime projects that should have got the time, money, and effort thrown at them, that it makes me wonder why this series was even considered in the first place. There is no Japanese dub. You read right, there is no Japanese dub, only the English dub. Considering that this is one of the worst English dubs I've ever heard, with the voices being a mix of nails on a chalkboard, wailing cats, and a bad case of tinnitus, i don't see how a Japanese dub could have been any better. Taking a rusty knife to the eardrums would mean you wouldn't have to hear it anymore and would give you a sigh of relief. What little music there is is as grating as the voice acting, with the theme painfully drilling itself into your mind, wishing you had some aspirin. You might think to torrent this for a laugh with friends, but don't bother. There are plenty of So-Bad-It's-Good anime out there that i would be a shame to spend the time torrenting this and watching it with your friends. If you dare, you can find copies of it floating around. The one positive thing i can say about it is that the story behind it is slightly more interesting than the series itself. Which is not saying much because it's not that interesting to begin with.
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