I like my anime the same as my women - dark and deep and a little bit disturbing. Nothing makes me happier than experiencing real feelings of love or hatred for a fictional character. I like to feel unnerved by the material I consume. Got any reccomendations you don't see on my list? Hit me up!
Since I'm not a sanctimonious little prick like animefreak17a, I'm not ashamed to admit that I illegally torrent ALL the anime I watch, instead of waiting for it to come out on DVD like some 1995 chump. In fact, people who DON'T torrent are the scum of the earth. The fact that I don't pay for them does NOT mean I am not a "true anime fan." It merely means that my desire to experience exceeds my financial situation.
I like hanging out in the park, feeding poisoned bread to the birds and going for long, drunken drives in city bike lanes. My other hobbies (besides anime and tentacle porn, obviously) include collecting underwear secretly from women that I work with (either by stealing them from their lockers when they aren't looking or breaking into their homes while they're sleeping) and singing Neil Sedaka songs to myself while standing naked in front of a mirror. I've been told I look exactly like Robert Picardo, but with longer hair and a bigger...nose. I aspire to one day be the God of the Universe, just like my hero, BargainBob, who trolls the comment sections of Rollingstone.com. I will one day possess all of your souls and be able to harvest their energy to strengthen my lifeforce. As a professional scientist, I believe this will help me to transcend humanity and become God of the Universe. Upon achieving my Godhood, I will keep all of you puny humans as pets in my giant universal stable, where you will be grassfed.
Also, Bloodraven5 tried to lure me into a dark alley with promises of hershy's kisses and funny stories about dinosaurs hanging out together. He's afraid I'll confront him for it. That's why he blocked me from commenting. He doesn't want the world to know that he is a kidnapper.
Also, Twisted Sister is, like, the BEST BAND EVER!!!!!! ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!
On another note, here is the opening crawl for the new Star Wars movie:
THE FORCE AWAKENS
Luke Skywalker has vanished. In his absence, the sinister FIRST ORDER has risen from the ashes of the Empire and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi, has been destroyed.
With the support of the REPUBLIC, General Leia Organa leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find her brother Luke and gain his help in restoring peace and justice to the galaxy.
Leia has sent her most daring pilot on a secret mission to Jakku, where an old ally has discovered a clue to Luke’s whereabouts….