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thebarfscarf

  • USA
  • Joined Jan 21, 2013
  • ? / M

I like my anime the same as my women - dark and deep and a little bit disturbing. Nothing makes me happier than experiencing real feelings of love or hatred for a fictional character. I like to feel unnerved by the material I consume. Got any reccomendations you don't see on my list? Hit me up!

Since I'm not a sanctimonious little prick like animefreak17a, I'm not ashamed to admit that I illegally torrent ALL the anime I watch, instead of waiting for it to come out on DVD like some 1995 chump. In fact, people who DON'T torrent are the scum of the earth. The fact that I don't pay for them does NOT mean I am not a "true anime fan." It merely means that my desire to experience exceeds my financial situation. 

I like hanging out in the park, feeding poisoned bread to the birds and going for long, drunken drives in city bike lanes. My other hobbies (besides anime and tentacle porn, obviously) include collecting underwear secretly from women that I work with (either by stealing them from their lockers when they aren't looking or breaking into their homes while they're sleeping) and singing Neil Sedaka songs to myself while standing naked in front of a mirror. I've been told I look exactly like Robert Picardo, but with longer hair and a bigger...nose. I aspire to one day be the God of the Universe, just like my hero, BargainBob, who trolls the comment sections of Rollingstone.com. I will one day possess all of your souls and be able to harvest their energy to strengthen my lifeforce. As a professional scientist, I believe this will help me to transcend humanity and become God of the Universe. Upon achieving my Godhood, I will keep all of you puny humans as pets in my giant universal stable, where you will be grassfed. 

Also, Bloodraven5 tried to lure me into a dark alley with promises of hershy's kisses and funny stories about dinosaurs hanging out together. He's afraid I'll confront him for it. That's why he blocked me from commenting. He doesn't want the world to know that he is a kidnapper. 

Also, Twisted Sister is, like, the BEST BAND EVER!!!!!! ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!

I have recently managed to grow a hemmroid on my butt, close to the hole. I named the hemmroid "Animefreak17a."

Life on anime

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plssignmeinthisbs says...

XD Animefreak17a, Your Profile Pic Has Hes Name In It, Says "Animefreak17a Has No Butthole (Thats Why He's So Full Of Crap)

Sep 29, 2016
plssignmeinthisbs says...

Holy Shit, Why Do You Hate Animefreak17a So Much What Did He Do

Your Ok Not To Answer Me If You Don't Want To kek

Sep 28, 2016
sothis says...

Ah, if there's a similar comment this person made to you, I'd like to see it, as he/she would get the same message from me. Still, that doesn't make the reply any more allowed on the site. If you see something like that in the future, please report it and I can take action. 

Jun 21, 2016
sothis says...

Hi,

"Animefreak17a is an angry little pissant with bad taste in EVERYTHING. I pity his family. "

Bullying/name calling/generally harassing others isn't allowed on Anime-Planet. Please refrain from leaving comments like this again.

Jun 17, 2016
LichtundSchatten says...

Finally, somebody who agrees. 

Dec 25, 2015