Хай русским и русскоговорящим =)
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.[points to self]
I'm 19 years old guy named Slava(or Slavka - choose for yourself).You can also find me in skype by the name of sovok007.
I'm epic,sarcastic,cynical,cruel,heartless,fool - still everybody loves me. Also being lucky and lazy is my speciality.
my preferences :
-games:depends on game
From all non-anime shows the most i love Scrubs [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrubs_(TV_series)],i'm not a fan,i just LOVE this show ^^For you,animelovers who don't seem to like tv shows,I recommend this show for the characters who you'll grow to love,and for tons of humour.
And for all the Scrubs fans here're my most fav quotes from Scrubs :
Dr.Cox : Okay, think of what little patience I have as... oh, I don't know... your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal Kevin, who just wanted to be friends... well, he dropped by, and he brought a copy of "About Last Night" and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and woo hoo hoo, it was gone forever - just like my patience is now.
J.D.: Go ahead, insult me like you always do.
Janitor: Too easy. When you least expect it...
[to JD] Janitor: You seem unhappy. I like that.
Dr. Cox: [in response to something J.D. just said] Oh, my God! I care so little, I almost passed out!
Turk: This is the reason why your headache didn't go away: That's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. [points to self]
Turk: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
J.D.: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?
J.D.: [thinking] Why don't I ever listen to me?
Elliot: Hm! Can't believe Chuck gave up stripping to become a city councilman!
Carla: Same job, different outfit.
J.D.: [thinking] Then he said something I never expected to hear.
Janitor: I don't like you.
J.D.: [thinking] Not that I totally expected that.
Jordan: I don't dislike you, I nothing you.
J.D.: That's special.
Dr. Cox: Who're you?
Janitor: Just a man with a saw.
J.D.: [after slamming his hand in the hinged counter] Aaaah! My 'me time' hand!
Janitor: Hey, Idiot.
[J.D. turns around]
Janitor: Heh. I said idiot and you turned around.
Lisa: [after kissing J.D] Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time?
J.D.: Actually, it's a roll of quarters. [takes out roll of quarters]
J.D.: Laundry day.
J.D.: [internal] I think childbirth has been way too romanticized. [cut to a 1950s era informational film with JD and the soon-to-be parents]
J.D.: You'll fart, poop, pee, and scream, all in front of ten complete strangers, all of whom are staring intently at your vagina, which, by the way, has an 80 per cent chance of tearing.
Pregnant Wife: [to her husband] You do it.
Todd: [to J.D., about Elliot] So, what are her breasts like?
Elliot: Todd, I'm right here.
Todd: Oh, sorry... So, what are your breast like?
J.D.: Dr. Kelso. The doc here has been telling me that you have some great stories. I wouldn't mind hearing one sometime.
Dr. Kelso: Oh what the hell. Back in '68 I don't like you. The end
Todd: I have to go, there's a breast reduction on the fourth floor... I'm gonna go try and stop it.
[after sleeping with a widow] J.D.: There are a lot of ways to grieve, but last time I checked, wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them.
Dr. Cox: Shower shorts, newbie?
J.D.: For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.
J.D.: Dr. Cox...
Dr. Cox: Newbie, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't 'See ya' then the third word will be 'Oh my god. My crotch. You've punched me in my crotch.'.
J.D.: See ya.
Dr. Cox: Oh and [Whistles]
Dr. Cox: Lassie, in response to the bestiality rumors circulating about you, I have decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name, and instead I am going to refer to you as whatever famous dog I can think of. I have gone with Lassie because of course it satisfies the criteria of being both a girl's and a dog's name, thus helping you to ease into the transition
J.D.: I was just running kissing drills.
Dr. Cox: Oh, that is completely normal then.
Dr. Kelso: Hey Ace, your TTP patient coded, I pronounced it.
J.D.: He died?
Dr. Kelso: I certainly hope so otherwise that autopsy is going to be a bitch.
Todd: The Todd appreciates hot, regardless of gender.
Dr. Cox: [walking quickly through the cafeteria] I'm invisible, I'm invisible, I'm invisible...
Elliot: Oh, Dr. Cox?
Dr. Cox: Awww, dammmit!
Dr. Cox: Oh, my God! I just gagged and vomited at the same time. I gavomited.
Carla: Who put my stapler on the floor? [as she bends over to pick it up, Todd peeks from the corner]
Todd: [sing-song] Thong! [Carla slaps him]
Todd: Face five. Oh, yeah!
[about the tattoo on his ass that says 'Johnny']
Dr. Kelso: And Johnny's got a tattoo on his left cheek that says 'Bobbie'.
Brian Dancer: ...I bet he doesn't regret that at all.
Dr. Cox: I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
Dr. Cox: By the by, this moment is so great that I would cheat on that other moment with it, marry it, and raise a family of tiny little moments.
Dr. Cox: [explaining he doesn't care it's JD's last week of residency] I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week. Let's see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everythingj every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [turns away, then turns back]
Dr. Cox: Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
J.D.: Hugh Jackman is Wolverine! How dare he!
And thats the end cause nothing is better than Hugh Jackman joke by Cox )
More quotes here : http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0285403/quotes
You think you're the one who's right?Well,you're not.Get the idea from vid below :
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