My name is Ratchet573 and I review anime. It's kind of my thing. With nearly two hundred reviews on a variety of anime, you're bound to find my ramblings. I like a bit of everything and try to review critically but fairly, developing my writing and my craft in order to be a better, more entertaining, helpful, and balanced critic than I have been previously. Despite my love for mostly serious shows, my opposite, Hatchet375 watches weird, cutesy, moe or girly shows and reviews them in a manner that I don't condone, but cannot stop. He enjoys watching teenaged girls make out and peruses way too many image boards.
My name is Hatchet375 and Ratchet's a fucking idiot. Everyone knows anime is just Japan's way of making sad people sadder, but at least they're sad and horny which is better than being sad and flacid. Watching anime for the story is like watching porn for the acting. Or the story.