It's true. I adore them, and the funnier, the better (though admittedly, I haven't been doing it for very long). I'll drop everything to add my favorites to my list, and since today is a special day for me, my present to you is giving you my collection of quotes from various manga and anime sources. On the other hand, it might show my depravity and warped sense of humor. But if anyone has any to contribute, then I'm happy to take them. =D
Shinobu: Hold on tight! If you let go, you have a 100% chance of dying!
L: If I sit like a normal person, my investigative abilities would be half as effective.
Misa: I can't even imagine a world without Light!
L: Yes, it would be quite dark.
Bichula: But she called me an angel even though I'm a devil!
Kucabara: ...nah, everyone in the royal house has a middle name as well. My full name is 'Mephisto Barto Dertov Reffert Lark Kucabara.
"I thought he had some sort of secret technique up his sleeves during the Salamander Hell and Wall of Despair battles, but now I'm certain - he's the most incompetent of the incompetent! I'll eliminate him!"
Happy: If Natsu's the 'Salamander', I want to be the 'Catmander'.
Hotaru: Sakura, aside from being an idiot, you're still an idiot.
Gokuraku Seishun Hockey Club
"You can tell us that, but no-one will let us play them since they all found out we had a bear as our goalie."
Natsumi: OK, since we're doing a haunted house after all, let's take advantage of the old rumor that a female teacher who died on her 30th birthday after blind dating unsuccessfully 100 times haunts this classroom and use that as our theme!
Kaichou wa Maid-sama!
Usui: Ayuzawa...didn't you promise me you wouldn't do anything reckless?
Ayuzawa: Yeah, that's why I didn't chase him.
Usui: And you don't see any problem with going into the boys' bathroom?
Fukunaga: I don't have high hopes for you, so please just try to avoid doing something especially stupid!
Little Red Riding Hood: Yes, I will make sure to shoot down Prince Stupid for you, under the code-name of this year's top nominated professional killer, "Little Red".
Kakashi: Morning people! Today, I got lost on the road of life!
"I can hear the frog song...chinchiro, chinchiro, chinchirorin....."
Frankenstein: Of course, this ramen is the fruit of my research. Optimal water temperature and without even a 0.01 ML error in water volume...
Nurarihyon no Mago
Awashima: ...if you treat me like a woman, a world of pain is coming your way!
Kurotabou: WHAT? Oh...it's true, you are a woman. My apologies!
Nurarihyon: Rikuo, it feels great to look down from above...down on Kyoto, that is!
Ouran High School Host Club
Nekozawa: I have some wonderful news for Haninozuka-kun. Congratulations! This time, our princess of curses has chosen you as the lucky sacrifice!
Petshop of Horrors
Count D: Now T-chan, I'm warning you, don't eat the nice policeman.
Count D: He could have at least handcuffed him for me.
"Come now, Milford. That boy's not your dinner. He's the count's guest. You remember how mad the count was the last time you ate his guest, don't you?"
Punk A: Wait a minute! This ain't no girl! He's a guy, man!
Punk B: Well, he kinda looks like a girl. That's good enough for me.
Misao: I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give villains like you my name!
Sid: Chrona doesn't seem to know how to interact with zombies...nowadays, there are lots of kids who don't.
Quent: Don't drive while drunk, and don't drink while driving. In fact, why even get the car? Skip it and save your money for more booze.