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I ♥ Quotes

20 SEP
2010

It's true.  I adore them, and the funnier, the better (though admittedly, I haven't been doing it for very long).  I'll drop everything to add my favorites to my list, and since today is a special day for me, my present to you is giving you my collection of quotes from various manga and anime sources.  On the other hand, it might show my depravity and warped sense of humor.  But if anyone has any to contribute, then I'm happy to take them.  =D

2x2 Shinobuden

Shinobu: Hold on tight!  If you let go, you have a 100% chance of dying!

Death Note

L: If I sit like a normal person, my investigative abilities would be half as effective.

~

Misa: I can't even imagine a world without Light!

L: Yes, it would be quite dark.

Defense Devil

Bichula: But she called me an angel even though I'm a devil!

~

Kucabara: ...nah, everyone in the royal house has a middle name as well.  My full name is 'Mephisto Barto Dertov Reffert Lark Kucabara.

~

"I thought he had some sort of secret technique up his sleeves during the Salamander Hell and Wall of Despair battles, but now I'm certain - he's the most incompetent of the incompetent!  I'll eliminate him!"

Fairy Tail

Happy: If Natsu's the 'Salamander', I want to be the 'Catmander'.

Gakuen Alice

Hotaru: Sakura, aside from being an idiot, you're still an idiot.

Gokuraku Seishun Hockey Club

"You can tell us that, but no-one will let us play them since they all found out we had a bear as our goalie."

~

Natsumi: OK, since we're doing a haunted house after all, let's take advantage of the old rumor that a female teacher who died on her 30th birthday after blind dating unsuccessfully 100 times haunts this classroom and use that as our theme!

Kaichou wa Maid-sama!

Usui: Ayuzawa...didn't you promise me you wouldn't do anything reckless?

Ayuzawa: Yeah, that's why I didn't chase him.

Usui: And you don't see any problem with going into the boys' bathroom?

Liar Game

Fukunaga: I don't have high hopes for you, so please just try to avoid doing something especially stupid!

Ludwig Revolution

Little Red Riding Hood: Yes, I will make sure to shoot down Prince Stupid for you, under the code-name of this year's top nominated professional killer, "Little Red".

Naruto/Naruto Shippuden

Kakashi: Morning people!  Today, I got lost on the road of life!

~

"I can hear the frog song...chinchiro, chinchiro, chinchirorin....."

Noblesse

Frankenstein: Of course, this ramen is the fruit of my research.  Optimal water temperature and without even a 0.01 ML error in water volume...

Nurarihyon no Mago

Awashima: ...if you treat me like a woman, a world of pain is coming your way!

Kurotabou: WHAT?  Oh...it's true, you are a woman.  My apologies!

~

Nurarihyon: Rikuo, it feels great to look down from above...down on Kyoto, that is!

 

Ouran High School Host Club

Nekozawa: I have some wonderful news for Haninozuka-kun.  Congratulations!  This time, our princess of curses has chosen you as the lucky sacrifice!

Petshop of Horrors

Count D: Now T-chan, I'm warning you, don't eat the nice policeman.

~

Count D: He could have at least handcuffed him for me.

~

"Come now, Milford.  That boy's not your dinner.  He's the count's guest.  You remember how mad the count was the last time you ate his guest, don't you?"

~

Punk A: Wait a minute!  This ain't no girl!  He's a guy, man!

Punk B: Well, he kinda looks like a girl.  That's good enough for me.

Rurouni Kenshin

Misao: I, Misao Makimachi, see no compelling reason to give villains like you my name!

Soul Eater

Sid: Chrona doesn't seem to know how to interact with zombies...nowadays, there are lots of kids who don't.

Wolf's Rain

Quent: Don't drive while drunk, and don't drink while driving.  In fact, why even get the car?  Skip it and save your money for more booze.

comments

default avatar RosePrincessMay
Sep 19, 2013

the gakuen Alice one is hilarious!! which chapter is that from?

Sianeka avatar Sianeka
May 27, 2013

here's a new quote suggestion for you:

From Gargantia on the Verdurous Planet, the robot AI translator for pilot Ensign Ledo (AI is known as "Chamber" the Pilot Support Enlightenment Interface System) translating comments from the native named Amy who is being taken hostage

"Those were statements regarding reproduction with one's mother, as well as sanctified excrement.""

(From episode 1)

griffioen avatar griffioen
Jun 4, 2011

what a great quotes, especially the one from death note with misa, I love that one

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