I just started watching ep. 189 of Naruto Shippuden on Hulu. The team donned cat ears and is off after a Ninja Cat! I would think of this just as an embarrassing plot device, but I have been struck by a fear more terrible than any other I have had.
Millions of fan girls writing yaoi fan fics about furry Naruto and furry Sasuke are now finally proven correct. This is now official canon. I think the fabric of the universe broke.