Hey you! Let's be honest odds are you're going to stop reading this like it's a cake (assuming the cake has a short message) but if you are reading it must have been some cake that had an exceptional... I'm getting off track. Anyways to be original in the way I display who I iz I will give you random facts about myself which hopefully explain enough. Yay!
1) I have an inability to speak to people for prolonged periods of time.
2) When a situation becomes awkward I either talk about random/inappropriate things or shut the hell up.
3) This one time I danced for a video.
4) My attention span is... hey look there's a spider! That really wasn't a joke as there really is a spider on my desk... *squish*
5) Duracell batteries are far superrior to Energizer!
6) Icky things are icky.
7) This one time in high school I yelled and everyone looked at me (not because I yelled but because they never heard me speak before).
8) 90% of the time I don't speak and 10% of the time you don't know what I'm speaking about. Pandas.
9) If you can endure horrid amounts of randomness then I dare you to talk to me! Double dare? I remember watching that show, those suckers didn't know what to do half the time. I wanted to drop kick them, oh wait! Talk to meh or else the bunny gets it!
10) I'm atheist.
11) I haven't counted this high in a while.
12) Daydreaming is my hobby, but people don't like it when you daydream when they're talking to you (so only do it when there requires minimal responses).
13) I think thirteen is enough for you to get the general idea. Oh, I'm not a serial killer but they fascinate me.
Nippa! I mean bai bai!