- The day I was born, the nurses wept, for they knew they would never see a child such as I again.
- In the 8th grade, I was invited to participate in a Legion of Doom think-tank.
- My hobbies include: experiments in controlling the weather, creating my own minions, knife-throwing, and poetry.
- I was introduced to anime by a wise old sage over a campfire.
- My fashion sense is unparalleled.
- I have received multiple awards from the IRS on account of the beauty and prose of my tax returns.
- I am she who loves all things in the world. When I'm in the mood.
- I am the only person to climb Mt. Everest in a t-shirt and shorts.
- I have jumped a shark without being pulled by a speed boat.
- I'm the most modest person that ever was or ever will be.
Life on anime
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