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Quotes from The Wise Ass:

  • What is the sound of one hoof clopping?
  • People who live in glass houses, should close the friggin curtains!
  • If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it use LifeAlert?
  • You can lead a horse to water, but you can't prevent him from peeing in it.
  • If you can't get mohamed to the mountain, dump his body in the valley instead.
  • You can't smell the forest through the sneeze.
  • If you give a man a fish he will stink for a day, but if you teach a man to fish he will stink for a lifetime.
  • The Rolling Stones gather Kate Moss.
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sits on you.
  • Playing it low-key in a house with high locks makes opening doors very difficult.
  • Grammar nazis hate "j00"s.
  • You can lead a moron to conclusions, but you can't make him think.
  • When eggs get laid, do they wear condoms?
  • Cream always rises to the top .....just like pondscum.
  • Having sex in the desert is like eating hotdogs on the beach, you always wind up with sand in your buns.
  • Why is it that having some awe makes something great, while being full of awe makes something terrible?
  • The "best turd ever!" ....is still a piece of sh~.
  • Wise Asses have ample Wise Cracks.
  • Like a spider-web on a fly-swatter.

  • Yo meme is so old, it was written in hieroglyphs!
  • Yo meme is so fat, it fills four image boards!
  • Yo meme is so skinny, people wonder whether it's a capital "i" or a lowercase "L"!
  • Yo meme is so dumb, even myspace said "you're too dumb for us"!
  • Yo meme is so slutty, it sends twats instead of tweets!
  • Yo meme is so white, you have to hit CTRL+A to see it!
  • Yo meme is so old, it calls the gopher protocol a whippersnapper!
  • Yo meme is so blind, it needs a seeing ASCII dog!

my life spent on anime

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Member Since:

October 31, 2007

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User Stats:

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musicaficta avatar musicaficta


Sep 21, 2010

Eh, I don't care how you got your "quotes," I just like how sassy they are!  The one I gave you was something a friend of mine used to say.  She also would say, "If the shoe fits, buy it in every color."

musicaficta avatar musicaficta

Great Profile!

Sep 19, 2010

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...when you throw it hard.  =D Great profile.  I love collecting amusing quotes - I have a list mostly from manga, but also from anime.

chihinoke22 avatar chihinoke22

Great Profile!

Aug 16, 2010

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE!!!! nuf said

default avatar PumpKinsciSsOrs

Thanks! ^_^

Dec 29, 2009
Roman avatar Roman


Dec 28, 2009

Hello. Would you mind telling me how you friended yourself?

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