Quotes from The Wise Ass:
- What is the sound of one hoof clopping?
- People who live in glass houses, should close the friggin curtains!
- If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it use LifeAlert?
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't prevent him from peeing in it.
- If you can't get mohamed to the mountain, dump his body in the valley instead.
- You can't smell the forest through the sneeze.
- If you give a man a fish he will stink for a day, but if you teach a man to fish he will stink for a lifetime.
- The Rolling Stones gather Kate Moss.
- It ain't over till the fat lady sits on you.
- Playing it low-key in a house with high locks makes opening doors very difficult.
- Grammar nazis hate "j00"s.
- You can lead a moron to conclusions, but you can't make him think.
- When eggs get laid, do they wear condoms?
- Cream always rises to the top .....just like pondscum.
- Having sex in the desert is like eating hotdogs on the beach, you always wind up with sand in your buns.
- Why is it that having some awe makes something great, while being full of awe makes something terrible?
- The "best turd ever!" ....is still a piece of sh~.
- Wise Asses have ample Wise Cracks.
- Like a spider-web on a fly-swatter.
- Never judge a brook by it's clover.
- Yo meme is so old, it was written in hieroglyphs!
- Yo meme is so fat, it fills four image boards!
- Yo meme is so skinny, people wonder whether it's a capital "i" or a lowercase "L"!
- Yo meme is so dumb, even myspace said "you're too dumb for us"!
- Yo meme is so slutty, it sends twats instead of tweets!
- Yo meme is so white, you have to hit CTRL+A to see it!
- Yo meme is so old, it calls the gopher protocol a whippersnapper!
- Yo meme is so blind, it needs a seeing ASCII dog!
Life on anime
- 45 Minutes
- 3 Hours
- 4 Days
- 3 Weeks
- 4 Months
- 0 Years
I'm not a fan of these characters