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Quotes from The Wise Ass:

  • What is the sound of one hoof clopping?
  • People who live in glass houses, should close the friggin curtains!
  • If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it use LifeAlert?
  • You can lead a horse to water, but you can't prevent him from peeing in it.
  • If you can't get mohamed to the mountain, dump his body in the valley instead.
  • You can't smell the forest through the sneeze.
  • If you give a man a fish he will stink for a day, but if you teach a man to fish he will stink for a lifetime.
  • The Rolling Stones gather Kate Moss.
  • It ain't over till the fat lady sits on you.
  • Playing it low-key in a house with high locks makes opening doors very difficult.
  • Grammar nazis hate "j00"s.
  • You can lead a moron to conclusions, but you can't make him think.
  • When eggs get laid, do they wear condoms?
  • Cream always rises to the top .....just like pondscum.
  • Having sex in the desert is like eating hotdogs on the beach, you always wind up with sand in your buns.
  • Why is it that having some awe makes something great, while being full of awe makes something terrible?
  • The "best turd ever!" ....is still a piece of sh~.
  • Wise Asses have ample Wise Cracks.
  • Like a spider-web on a fly-swatter.
  • Never judge a brook by it's clover.

  • Yo meme is so old, it was written in hieroglyphs!
  • Yo meme is so fat, it fills four image boards!
  • Yo meme is so skinny, people wonder whether it's a capital "i" or a lowercase "L"!
  • Yo meme is so dumb, even myspace said "you're too dumb for us"!
  • Yo meme is so slutty, it sends twats instead of tweets!
  • Yo meme is so white, you have to hit CTRL+A to see it!
  • Yo meme is so old, it calls the gopher protocol a whippersnapper!
  • Yo meme is so blind, it needs a seeing ASCII dog!

my life spent on anime

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  • 0 Hours
  • 1 Day
  • 3 Weeks
  • 4 Months
  • 0 Years

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Member Since:

October 31, 2007

Last Visited:

2 hours ago

User Stats:

38 / Male

296 recommendations

Anime Ratings

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total anime ratings: 424

Manga Ratings

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total manga ratings: 1,111


Sianeka avatar Sianeka

Thanks! ^_^

Nov 19, 2013

Thank you for ALL your help to me!

Sianeka avatar Sianeka

You Rock!

Nov 19, 2013

You -do- rock!

Sianeka avatar Sianeka


Nov 19, 2013

You are my site guru!  Thank you so much for taking the time to answer my questions.  I wish I could add you to my <3 People list!

default avatar BraveKaiLancer

Great Anime List!

Nov 10, 2013

Hi where are you watching Brave Express Might Gaine?

Sianeka avatar Sianeka

Thanks! ^_^

Oct 9, 2013

You are always helping me (and others, but lots of times, ME) out. For this, I humbly thank you sooooo much.

I love the Garfield wise man cartoon on your profile page!

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