deideiblueeyez

Hello, yes.

Dude, let me tell you all about me :) Because I love sharing info ... PERSONAL INFO .__. ANYWAYS!!

I gots teh autismz! Seriously though, I have Asperger's Syndrome. But I'm usually polite with strangers on the internets, as the kids say, unless they're unapologetically rude or blatantly trolling. I hate trolls. Do something meaningful for humanity, for f%ck's sake. Anyway, yeah, Asperger's. Pretty much "high functioning" but.. I doubt I even need to give you warnings for my behavior, because you really can't see it on here; if you were to stalk me and see me in my "natural habitat" you'd get the big picture. Or if you were reach me through a chatroom, you'd probably see it shine through a bit, though your instinct would probably be:

"She is so rude/random/crazy/rude/silly/annoying/random/rude/weird." 

I'm on DeviantArt as deideiblueeyez
I'm on FanFiction.net as deideiblueeyez
I'm on Kongregate.com as MissMarionette 
I'm on GoodReads.com as Talyn Juice 

 I'm also 17. A Virgo

I am a proud Naruto fan, but I'm not one of those people who will say it has no flaws. It has lots of them, but I just love the characters so much! :O

My most favorite character in the whole wide world comes from Naruto, and it's Deidara :3 And I love the Akatsuki too ^__^ 

Basically if an anime or manga has really cool, suave, darkly sexy (usually without meaning to be) villains I'm into it.

Most characters I immediately fall in love with usually have these characteristics:

For guys: Glasses; red hair (usually spiky); puppet masters or those who dabble with dolls; evil scientists/doctors; long blond hair; beards or cool mustaches; slicked back hair (with glasses it's an automatic win for me)

For girls: Very cute and shy girls with short haircuts; little girls with lolita dresses..

Okay, I just realized that I think I'm a Lolicon. I just loooove little girls in dresses. They're so adorable and sweet looking! D'aaawww. 

There is something wrong with me...

And now! as of 1/29/2012, Deidara's death can now be seen and heard in TWO languages! Japanese and English... Deidara R.I.P. I loved you, man, you awesome blond bombshell crazy-ass-diamond, you.... T__T

As of 3/24/13 ... I like the Bleach manga. I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD EVER UTTER THOSE WORDS!!

I know I'm setting myself up for major-ass disappointment, I know..

OH! AND I'M A DUB FAN! WHAT NOW, BITCHES?!
 
I'm not some snooty person who thinks just because Japanese is the "original" language for the anime, the English version can never, ever hold a candle to it. Yeah usually English voice actors are recycled, but... Seriously, there are two voices for every female character in Japanese: Deep, rich, sexy succubus and high-pitched parakeet squawker. NEVER. AGAIN! 

If you look to your right of the screen you'll see an astonishing number of anime under "Won't Watch". I'm VERY picky about the anime I watch, and even anime I end up do liking I don't really finish most of the time. And another reason why it's so high is that I have immediately put "Won't Watch" on all Sports and Mecha anime (except Gurren Lagann), as well as every single Movie or DVD Special for the other anime that I don't want to watch. It adds up, is what I'm saying, LOL

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Interests/Hobbies/Likes:

Reading
Writing
Drawing
Singing
Dancing
Thinking
Being Alone
Learning
Laughing
Cracking Jokes
Watching Anime
Reading Manga
Astrology/Zodiac
Photography
Chatting Online
Surfing the Web
Fanfiction
Psychology
Dark Things (Gothic things, whatever..)
Debating Things
Proving People Wrong ;D
Stand-Up Comedians (George Carlin, Louis CK, Patton Oswalt, Jim Gaffigan, Lewis Black, Steve Byrne)
Adding and Editing Entries On Tv-Tropes.com
Appreciating art on deviantart.com
Reading articles on Cracked.com
Earning badges on Kongregate
Clocking in all the books I've read on GoodReads.com 
History 
Fashion (Victorian, Lolita, Goth, Punk.. I just love drawing peoples' clothes)
 

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Dislikes/Hates/Annoyances/Fears:

-The Sun
-Velociraptors
-Getting wet (no swimming for me :l )
-Sudden loud noises
-People touching my head or my neck in any way without warning
-Velvet (ugh I hate the feel of it ... It makes my tongue feel funny thinking about it)
-Child abusers/Pedophiles
-Extreme temperatures
-12, 14, and 23-year old boys (Those are the times when they're the biggest assholes in their entire lives)
-People who waste everyone else's time by not doing what should be done
-People who don't consider the "enemy"'s point of view (It's not all black and white)
-Being lazy
-Not drawing well
-Terrible manga scanlations
-People who use the word "faggot" and "retard" as insults
-The French language
-The Mormon, Scientology, and Jehovah's Witness faiths (not the people, just the faiths)
- People who think all Muslims are violent and evil (I know a few Muslims; they DON'T want to f*ck up the USA)
-People who want to visit Japan without knowing barely anything about it (JAPANESE MOTHERF*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!)
-Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown, One Direction,
-Being depressed
-My future
-Math (F*CK YOU ALGEBRA II)
-Irresponsible teachers 
-Not being able to draw realistically anymore (T__T)
-Not being able to improve my drawing skills
-My tablet losing Wi-Fi connection IN MY OWN HOUSE! 
-Having my grandparents buy me cool stuff and then end up not using it at all (I'm sorry, Grandpa T__T )
-Nagging
-My siblings not listening/Kids in general who don't behave/...Kids 

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Favorite Naruto Characters:

1. Deidara
2. Sasori
3. Sakura
4. Gaara
5. Hinata
6. Itachi
7. Pain
8. Hidan
9. Kakashi
10. Kakuzu
11. Tobi (Not Madara, good Tobi ^3^)
12. Kabuto
13. Orochimaru
14. Konan
15. Suigetsu

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GIFS!!!!!!! I don't usually put stuff like this on my profiles, ever.. but I just have the sudden urge to do so ^__^

 Part the sand, Moses!!

 TOADY O_O

 USE THE FORCE, GAARA!!!!!

HAND JIVES!

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My most favorite genres and usually about all I watch are: Seinen, Psychological, Shonen-Ai/Yaoi, Mature, Shojo, and Horror.. It's "scary" I guess, but it's WAY less scary than something live-action. I just can't take it!

I pretty much avoid anything having to do with Sports, Sci-Fi, Comedy, Mecha, and Magical Girl. The other I have not mentioned I either don't care or I haven't seen enough animes with that being the main focus for me to come to a conclusion..

I also hate slow-paced things...I like things to start up pretty quickly, like within the first 3 episodes. First episode gets the show going?  Awesome! 

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And for the record, here's the quick list of favorite anime:

Naruto
Naruto Shippuden
Monster
Rin: Daughters of Mnemosyne
Basilisk
Clannad
NANA
Hetalia


Manga:

Skip Beat!
Deadman Wonderland
Naruto
NANA
Gakuen Alice
LIFE
GANTZ 
Mars
Zankoku na Kami ga Shihai Suru 
Berserk
Annarasumanara 

Oh! And for the record.. Before you go and say "this anime/manga SUCKS" or "this is the WORST ANIME/MANGA ever!!!" think about this:

There are HUNDREDS, perhaps THOUSANDS of animes and mangas that don't even make it outside the borders of Japan. They aren't even available online or in a black market dealership with pirated copies of these things (those types of businesses are out there.. trust me >_> .. Actually, don't. I don't even know xD ). Why? Because they're so F*CKING BAD that anyone who saw it would immediately commit suicide (that's probably only a tiny exaggeration x_X ) . The anime and manga that are actually uploaded online or dubbed or translated? Those ones actually are decent enough and worth spending countless hours doing just that. Even if they technically are "bad", they're good enough that they can be seen by human eyes for more than 10 seconds. There is a group of people who actually like it. Good enough. Better than NO ONE liking it.

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