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Diabolik Lovers

Dec 13, 2013

Vile shitbags draining the blood of a young, helpless, maiden against her consent in ever-escalating, creepy sadistic ways. I've seen a hefty load of shitty anime in my days, but this... this is on par with Funny Pets, one of my most hated shows ever. In all seriousness, this has to be one of the most vile, disgusting, repulsive and humanity-slapping series I've had the unholy misfortune of watching while lacking anything redeemable or anything that might qualify as a guilty pleasure for that one specific trait. Not so bad it's good, no so bad it's hilarious, not so bad it's bad, but so bad that it makes... See full review

0.5/10 story
3/10 animation
3/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
0.5/10 overall

Mujaki no Rakuen

Feb 2, 2015

A few things to get out of the way before we begin: 1. This was part of DTAB. 2. This was nominated by Brad. 3. Fuck you Brad. 4. Seriously, fuck you for picking this out of your loli fetish porn stash. 5. To the government watchdogs, I direct your attention to the guy who said we should watch this, and I quote without removing two names of people who watched this and far less sorrid shows about giant tits, milk squirting out of said tits and giant ass mammories that get sucked on for... See full review

1/10 story
5/10 animation
5/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

Kennel Tokorozawa

Mar 1, 2016

Story This shit is about dog boners.  But I kid, it's only about a dog who wants to bone his totally legal age owner, if 17 is legal in Japan because I don't know what the legal age of... shit man, whatever it is in your country, it's probably... prob... Shit, what the fuck. The fuck is all this? I'll tell you what it is. It's just like the OVA. I don't know what to tell you. I mean, just look at the cover. You see that shit? You would think she's like... 12 or something. 14? I don't know, but younger than she actually is. And that dog is probably older than her when you convert dog years to... See full review

2/10 story
4/10 animation
9/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
2/10 overall

D-Frag!

Jul 19, 2014

Story: You know how much I- Stop, hold it. Hold it, stop the review. Cool. Think of this as a disclaimer from the editor, who is also the writer. To be frank, read the manga. Not just because it's longer, but because it's funnier, more entertaining and the anime cuts out some of the jokes and gags. For those who read it, it's just not as good as the manga but is still a good adaptation and has a few easter eggs to be found with a cameo or two. To those who haven't watched it, it will be entertaining with some pacing issues. Again, read the manga. Back to the review, paused for your... See full review

7.5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
7.5/10 sound
9/10 characters
8/10 overall

Manyuu Hiken-chou

Jun 17, 2012

Story: When it starts up, you get a face full of light. Unless you're watching it properly, uncensored, and it's titties in it's tittirific glory. That's right, this shit's about tits, boobs, mammaries, nipples, magic of the titty kind, titty ninja's and a world governed by breast size. That right there, the titty magic and world boob government, are some of the best fucking concepts of this generation. Straight up it tells you the plot is about tits so any further showings of tits, cleavage, groping, molestation or sexual depraved deviency is all for the sake of plot. But the plot is shit, so why does... See full review

4/10 story
10/10 animation
7/10 sound
6/10 characters
4/10 overall

The Qwaser Of Stigmata

May 14, 2012

For the Buddy Group, you guys are the best!
Story: Boobs. The plot revolves around sucking the milk out of innocent virgins. Already it's a load of illogical perverted shit and it gets shittier as it goes on. To it's credit, it integrates sucking on quivering nipples as an essential plot point. And the sexual assault of young women. Pure deviency for sure, but give it credit for being completely shameless. But alas, I'm neglecting the plot plot, which revolves around finding a macguffin, a "Theotokos of Tsarytsin" (Quoted from the Anime Entry). After watching it, I think I know what it is... See full review

2/10 story
10/10 animation
5/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Snow White with the Red Hair

Dec 25, 2018

Story: I'll bring you up to speed. There's a girl named Red, or Shiro-Shirayuki or just simply Red, who is a herbalist, one of them medicine workers in the olden days who work in apocthearies. Not really a doctor or an alchemist even though the last one is different- But a herbalist, who deals in... herbs. Literally. She's rocking a shop, being all nice, kind and perfect and everybody loves her. Then some douche named Prince Douche goes all "Shit son, her sexy red hair is so sexy, I gotta have it. She gon be my conc! Ubine." Then he sends a goon to tell her to dress nicely for a time, or... See full review

8/10 story
8/10 animation
8/10 sound
9/10 characters
8.4/10 overall

Brothers Conflict

Oct 14, 2013

Story: I'll admit that I'm not qualified to review this based on story, or "plot", considering that I paid attention to it as much as one would watch dishes dry (No dishwasher), which is to say I sometimes go at it with a cloth and wipe them suckers clean but other times, I just leave it while I go do other shit while keeping an eye on it still. Bad analogy really, but my point is is that it's shit, the story is shit, the characters are shit, the events are shit, the music is actually quite nice, especially when it steps into some jazz, that little brat is shit, that squirrel is shit, generally... See full review

2/10 story
5.5/10 animation
7.5/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

Funny Pets 2

Sep 19, 2011

Story: How the hell did this shit get a second season? The first was supposedly kid-friendly but turned out to be a violent sadistic shitfest but sources tell me that this was on some late night porn show. Or a dirty, innuendo, sleazy boob fest that caters to the demented and criminal-minded. Origin aside, it's the same as before but with more violence, more sexual content, more creepy ass Moon and more retarded hijinks. A few examples as the review goes on but one involves a frog, musical sperm or offspring from some offscreen Frog/MP3 player action. And that first episode. Oh god. Fucking nightmares... See full review

1/10 story
1/10 animation
0.1/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
0.5/10 overall

Tokyo Magnitude 8.0

Dec 25, 2017

Story/Characters: You know what I hate reviewing? Good shit, because you can't riff on good shit or drop fuck bombs like The Boondock Saints. This is one of those shows. It isn't deep on plot nor does it do anything too outlandish or 2012 with the whole "Earthquake pwning Tokyo and surrounding districts" but that's a given for the disaster scenario and in it's in favour respectively. What it does well, is being a good survival show that feels real while maintaining a mix of quasi-adventure/journey type shit and horrifically sad and stunning. It's like... earthquakes and shit. Hence the title... See full review

8/10 story
9/10 animation
9/10 sound
9/10 characters
9.5/10 overall

Bikini Warriors

Feb 5, 2016

Story It is about a group of buxom, nubile, female warrior vixens who are scantily clad. Do you want more? Hm. I guess it's technically about a Fighter, sexy Paladin, best Magician and dark elf... warrior/mage hybrid, I guess. She isn't really a magic knight as she- wait, she might be classified as one because since she's using magic, she can't wear heavy armor and I guess her armor is light enough and revealing enough to not interfere with her magic while still using a sword. Yeah, guess she is a mage knight of sorts, or the equivalent of a dual-class hybrid, not specializing in either and could have... See full review

10/10 story
10/10 animation
?/10 sound
10/10 characters
10/10 overall

Tenkuu Danzai Skelter Heaven

May 28, 2014

Story: What the shit is this fuck. I do not even fucking know. I don't even know where to begin on this buffalo dump. The "plot"? The inconsistency? The random ass "Fanservice" moments? The animation? The sound? The characters I don't give a rat's fuzzy ass about? The "romantic vomit-inducing subplot"? EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SHIT IS FUCKING SHIT. EVERY. FUCKING. THING- Fucking A... let me start again, with sanity. Who made this agai- Idea Factory Shit. You know what else they shat out? School City... See full review

1/10 story
0.5/10 animation
2/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

Heaven's Lost Property

Dec 25, 2012

Secret Santa Rec Story: I have to admit, I didn't expect much plot for this one. I thought it'd be all panties, boobies, fan-service and jiggly mammaries but it's actually that with some plot sprinkled throughout. Well, more plot than I expected but the perversion factor met my expectations and once again triumphs over plot. But before we get to the goodies, plots. It's decent and I was intrigued. By the big titty angeloid, angel + droid, you know that shit's good and she's like a blank slate, all non-human in terms of emotion and stuff. Doll like and when mixed with a perverted master it would equal... See full review

6/10 story
8/10 animation
7/10 sound
8/10 characters
7.5/10 overall

Ben-To

Mar 25, 2012

LETS GET IT! LETS GET IT! LETS GET IT LETS GET IT LETS GO! Story: It's about people fighting over discounted Bentos. That's it. That's the entire premise of this Serious Business show, and it works. While the plot is mainly non-existant apart from some token boss battle arcs, it works as a comedy over any dramatic moments it may toss to the viewer. The fights are fast and exciting, with fists flying, jiggling, kicks and aerial assaults of awesome. It's easily a highlight of the show and it has to be, to make up for the plot and being the plot. Surprisingly, there's filler but that filler had one of the... See full review

5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
9/10 sound
7/10 characters
8/10 overall

Ikkitousen

Jan 1, 2016

Secret Santa 2015 Review Story Panty fights. That ought to be a secondary title or the actual title because that is what this show is: panties and fights. Fights and panties. Panties vs panties as skirts are flapping about and panties are flying in your face with everybody getting flashed and boners about because everybody loves panties and this show has as much panties as Seikon no Qwaser has titties. Or Seikon no Qwaser II. And everybody knows those two shows are the most titty shows on AP. Legends have been made on their tittiness as legends have been made on this show and it's pantiness... See full review

5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
6/10 sound
4/10 characters
6.5/10 overall

Rail Wars!

Apr 2, 2015

Story: Rail Wars? More like Ass Trains, am I right? Now that is a cold opener: A witty, clever joke on how there's loads of fine, firm female fbutts. And some man's butt for the ladies. MC has a nice ass. But the girls, they have fine asses. They even had a 15 second shot of the President lady walking with the camera firmly stuck on her rear. I counted. But seriously, I counted the time after watching it a few times. Best. Episode. Ever. But really, there is a surprising amount of ass considering it's about trains and shit. At first, you might be thinking: "Train Wars Rail Wars? Man, this has to be... See full review

4/10 story
10/10 animation
7/10 sound
7/10 characters
7/10 overall

Kagaku na Yatsura

Aug 8, 2013

Story: Grading Kagaku na Yatsura's story is like grading the story of a porno: You ain't watching it for plot, characters, depth, sensibility or humanitarianism filled morality with a moral, you're watching it for the porn. That is the case right here, because the random chapters they plucked out of the cleavage of the manga is just that: Pointless, senseless, stupid, setting back woman's progress for 25 years and chockful of titties and milk, more than your daily recommended dosage. But I'll try, because that's what I'm here for: boob jokes. Plot, you don't give a fuck about that. The progress is stupid... See full review

1/10 story
10/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Aug 24, 2011

Story: This didn't even need a story. If it just had mecha, explosions, ham and manliness with a barebones plot to push all that forward, then it would have been awesome. But you get a plot to go with your larger-than-life mecha and overblown speeches. The plot starts off simple and could have simply ended at 12 episodes in but with the time-skip at that half-way mark, you're getting another story that could have been a second season. And that story, is made of awesome once it picks up.

It's not simply the "fight for freedom" that does it but how as it continues, it gets bigger... See full review

9/10 story
8.5/10 animation
9/10 sound
9/10 characters
9.5/10 overall

Afro Samurai

Nov 27, 2010

Afro Samurai is made up of 30% action, 33% style, 30% badass and 7% everything else. It's main purpose is to show how awesome Afro is, and nothing more than that. Straight up, this is a tale of revenge; Justice kills Afro's father and Afro goes for revenge. That right there is the story. There are flashbacks to Afro as a child to give him more depth, but that's pretty much it. Unfortunately, Justice doesn't appear much, but it is mostly about Afro journey to get revenge, so that probably explains it. It's also a mix of modern technology and samurai-era weaponry, which works quite well. The battles are... See full review

4/10 story
9/10 animation
8.5/10 sound
5/10 characters
7.5/10 overall

Detroit Metal City

Dec 25, 2021

This review will be in the form of an intellectual, usual DMC Fan: STORY: LISTEN UP YOU BITCH PIGS DETROIT METAL CITY IS THE GREATEST SHIT EVER. FUCKING DEATH METAL ANIME THAT KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF ALL THOSE OTHER BITCH MUSIC ANIMES. FUCK. ALL. OF. THEM. THEY DON'T SING SONGS ABOUT RAPE MURDER, MURDER, RAPE, AND THEY BITCH SHOWS AIN'T AS FAITHFUL TO THEIR ORIGINAL SOURCE MATERIAL AS THIS IS. PURE. PERFECTION, IT'S LIKE I'M READING THIS SHIT INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING IT. THE SHEER INTELLECTUAL DUMBFUCKERY OF THE FANBASE, THE SHIT THAT IS LIKE THE ACTUAL DIALOGUE OF THE MANGA BUT WHAT I APPRECIATE IS... See full review

10/10 story
10/10 animation
10/10 sound
10/10 characters
10/10 overall

Gestalt

Mar 24, 2016

Story Think my ghetto-tube subs which were in Spanish were off a bit, so I went with the dubs, which were also off a bit. Missed 2 minutes and everybody who is anybody who has seen 80s/90s schlock knows that the first few minutes are crucial. They build worlds, they say the plots, they give you all the shits you'll give for plot because the next half hour would be absolute shit in plot. The point is, is that the story is shit. Let me explain that last sentence and the point of all this: This OVA is absolute bullshit and sweaty donkey balls. And let me explain that position. The story doesn't... See full review

2/10 story
4.5/10 animation
5/10 sound
2/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Koe de Oshigoto! The Animation

Feb 5, 2016

Story Rainbow boners. Which is irrelevant because the tone was set by the subtitle. But let me explain: This shit is boners. It is all about the voice acting of an H-Game. And they have to get into character, if you know what I mean. I don't mean nudity, but getting wet. By sucking fingers and imagining you're in it. Which I mean she, who is the newbie to the porn game business. And... hm. Hmmmmmm. Ok ok, let me restart: This girl is recruited by her sister to help out in a porn game for some reason or another. The reason is irrelevant because once the sound kicks in and the rainbow censor-boners kick... See full review

9/10 story
10/10 animation
10/10 sound
8/10 characters
9/10 overall

Alice in Borderland

Feb 5, 2016

And a bloody good start it is, because I love the shit out of the manga. The everloving crap out of it. So they would have had to make this all CGI, unfaithful and make it look like absolute fucking shit for me to hate it. Fortunately, there is no shitty ass CGI (That I remember), it's faithful, and it looks good. And looks faithful to it, complete with horse head mask, which would have looked great in a suit but packs quite a punch. Straight up, boners for survival games. That is my sub-genre of anime/manga: death games. This has killer hide and seek, more killer hide-and-seek, a killer... kinda like a... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
8.5/10 overall

Wicked City

May 30, 2015

Story: I actually missed the first 10 minutes of this suckfest so I don't know if I missed much of the plot or anything BUT I did miss some worldbuilding because the first 3 minutes is always spent on narrating for whatever crapsack world some shit like this is taking place in. But all that? Total peanuts because what you're here for is demon on demon- oh, wait, I'm thinking of something else. Demon on Demon Hunter/Fighter (But isn't actually a demon) action. Admittedly, I'm starting to confuse this with some other shit I watched so bare with me, because we'll get to the goodies soon. But there is demon on... See full review

2/10 story
10/10 animation
4/10 sound
2.5/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Softenni

Aug 20, 2013

Story: It's about a group of girls that play soft tennis, which is played with a soft sack or a soft ball and they smack it around a court that is just like a tennis court, but with a squishy sack instead of one of those tennis balls. And with any other show about a group of adolescent (Teenage, whatever, school girls) girls, they do shit that may or may not have to do with whatever shit it is that they're suppose to be doing, be it band or popping shots with guns. What really pushes the envelope in this staple of the "girls doing shit" genre is that they are playing soft tennis, a sport that... See full review

3/10 story
5.5/10 animation
5/10 sound
3/10 characters
3/10 overall

Maiden Rose

Jun 26, 2012

Story/Yaoi Guys: The rain is pouring down on the angst below as the train prepares to depart into the sunset dark, deep abyss, the abyss of one man's soul. The angst was in the form of a man, a good looking, bishonen who is a noble of some sort. He gives off a vibe of nobility and deep profound nobleness and approaching the angst is a rapist guy with a rape on his face face who looks like it's about to rape dat ass is mine before this ends You see how profound that is? That's the anime, but not as profound, deep and know what? It's a load of shit, both of them are. You got two countries, Klaus and Angst... See full review

1/10 story
7/10 animation
?/10 sound
2/10 characters
1/10 overall

Popee the Performer

Aug 25, 2011

First off, a shout out to the group I did this with, I couldn't have made it through without y'all! And to LinkSword, who brought us into this mess. Story: At first, two freaks at a carnival (Circus) nobody goes to. They never had customers or visitors because of a psycho bunny and a dog who never reveals his face. Apart from the shit premise, it's episodic. But that doesn't mean each stand-alone episode is good or can neglect story for laughs. Or whatever episodic anime does, this does it bad. Rats gnawing on your nuts bad. You will lose braincells at the macabre, morbid and sadism that runs rampant in... See full review

0.5/10 story
2/10 animation
0.5/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

Spice and Wolf

May 27, 2011

The premise doesn't do it much justice, as it sounds dull. A travelling merchant and a wolf deity (A goddess of the harvest) travelling up north, engaging in serious business and economics at a slow-pace. As boring as it may sound, it turns the economics into something compelling and interesting, or at least I saw it that way. This definitely depends on what you find fun, as even though it explains the economics and logic of coinage and currency, this isn't everybody's cup of tea. Economics is half of the anime while the other half is the banter and dialogue between Horo and Lawrence. Fortunately, it's... See full review

8.5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
9.5/10 sound
9/10 characters
9.2/10 overall

Rio: Rainbow Gate!

Apr 19, 2011

I finished Rio: Rainbow Gate! for April's Monthly Marathon, when otherwise I wouldn't have watched it unless I wanted something sleazy, perverted and filled with fanservice with no redeeming value. I had my pride on the line after saying I would watch this and I question if it was worth it. I admit that I got some enjoyment out of it, guilty enjoyment but overall it was crap. I guess I should start with the story, so here goes: Rio needs to get 13 gate cards to become the MVCD, Most Valuble Casino Dealer. Smash boom pow, there you go. That's essentially it. Everything else is just there to use up time... See full review

3/10 story
7/10 animation
6/10 sound
4/10 characters
4/10 overall

When They Cry: Higurashi

Mar 21, 2011

Oh Higurashi... how you open with a thunderbolt and then clear skies soon after, making one wonder if it was all but a dream. And then it's back in moderation, steadily growing until it reaches the climax of the storm and just as before, clears up but not without the last laugh, the final hurrah only to return later. That's essentially Higurashi, or the progression of it. It starts off with a scene and then transforms into comedy. The comedy lasts for a while but turns into something monstrous, wrought with suspense and horror. It's brilliant, simply so. How it mixes two genres and the switch between them... See full review

8/10 story
5.5/10 animation
6.5/10 sound
8/10 characters
7.3/10 overall