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Fushigi na Somera-chan

on Mar 15, 2016

Story Wut. Animation Ranges from adequate to complete shit. Points for yuri-animation, and more points from those shitty ass drawings in the EP. Also reminds me of Ai Mai Mii, which also looks like shit. Basically, it's shit. Sound FUCKSHITFUCK FUCK EVERYFUCKING THING ABOUT THAT FUCKING SHITTY ASS FUCK EP I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF IT MAN I FUCKING CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF THAT VOICE I WILL BURY IT IN A PILE OF ITS OWN BLOATED SEA DRENCHED CORPSES FROM THE DROWNED GOD THE GOD OF THE SEA WILL TAKE ALL OF YOU C'GRECSDF DFDSL'OOSFS CD'TTEEWA'TT But episode 6 or so had this real great... See full review

?/10 story
4/10 animation
5/10 sound
3/10 characters
4/10 overall

Kennel Tokorozawa

on Mar 1, 2016

Story This shit is about dog boners.  But I kid, it's only about a dog who wants to bone his totally legal age owner, if 17 is legal in Japan because I don't know what the legal age of... shit man, whatever it is in your country, it's probably... prob... Shit, what the fuck. The fuck is all this? I'll tell you what it is. It's just like the OVA. I don't know what to tell you. I mean, just look at the cover. You see that shit? You would think she's like... 12 or something. 14? I don't know, but younger than she actually is. And that dog is probably older than her when you convert dog years to... See full review

2/10 story
4/10 animation
9/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
2/10 overall

Koe de Oshigoto! The Animation

on Feb 5, 2016

Story Rainbow boners. Which is irrelevant because the tone was set by the subtitle. But let me explain: This shit is boners. It is all about the voice acting of an H-Game. And they have to get into character, if you know what I mean. I don't mean nudity, but getting wet. By sucking fingers and imagining you're in it. Which I mean she, who is the newbie to the porn game business. And... hm. Hmmmmmm. Ok ok, let me restart: This girl is recruited by her sister to help out in a porn game for some reason or another. The reason is irrelevant because once the sound kicks in and the rainbow censor-boners kick... See full review

9/10 story
10/10 animation
10/10 sound
8/10 characters
9/10 overall

Bikini Warriors

on Feb 5, 2016

Story It is about a group of buxom, nubile, female warrior vixens who are scantily clad. Do you want more? Hm. I guess it's technically about a Fighter, sexy Paladin, best Magician and dark elf... warrior/mage hybrid, I guess. She isn't really a magic knight as she- wait, she might be classified as one because since she's using magic, she can't wear heavy armor and I guess her armor is light enough and revealing enough to not interfere with her magic while still using a sword. Yeah, guess she is a mage knight of sorts, or the equivalent of a dual-class hybrid, not specializing in either and could have... See full review

10/10 story
10/10 animation
?/10 sound
10/10 characters
10/10 overall

Imawa no Kuni no Alice

on Feb 5, 2016

And a bloody good start it is, because I love the shit out of the manga. The everloving crap out of it. So they would have had to make this all CGI, unfaithful and make it look like absolute fucking shit for me to hate it. Fortunately, there is no shitty ass CGI (That I remember), it's faithful, and it looks good. And looks faithful to it, complete with horse head mask, which would have looked great in a suit but packs quite a punch. Straight up, boners for survival games. That is my sub-genre of anime/manga: death games. This has killer hide and seek, more killer hide-and-seek, a killer... kinda like a... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
8.5/10 overall

The Cat Returns

on Feb 4, 2016

Story Going into it, I thought to myself, "Hum, The Cat Returns." Not "Shit, kiddy movies? Man, this is balls" or anything of the like. Just ho-hum as I knew, for a fact, that this next movie, would look like a dog's breakfast after the previous day's raging bonerfest of scenery porn by the master of scenery porn, Makoto Shinkai. Movie was Kotonoha no Niwa (The Garden of Words) but that is neither here nor there. Just had to namedrop it. The point is, I had no expectations for it. Man, not having expectations and then... See full review

9.5/10 story
9/10 animation
10/10 sound
9.5/10 characters
10/10 overall

Me! Me! Me!

on Jan 20, 2016

These are some questional boners. My thoughts summed up in one sentence, and everything else is details. You've heard of many interpretations about what this video means, what this represents and the sheer amount of fanservice, be it titties, heaving ass or some real niche fetish stuff that kinda mixes into the boners and it gets real weird before long. I'm all about the last bits. So, the weirdness. There's a switch for it and once it's flicked, it doesn't let up. It turns into a bad acid trip and I love it for that. It starts off happy and shit, all glorious fanservice and this happy-go-lucky pop-j... See full review

9/10 story
9.5/10 animation
9/10 sound
?/10 characters
9/10 overall

Rescue Me!

on Jan 9, 2016

Rescue Me? More like Rescue Me From All These Boners, amirite? Story? Shit, you see that page image? That is your story: Soft white skin, boobs and the lack thereof in the flat-chested gal and all kinds of sexy boner action. I mean, titties a bouncin' and maid- aprons, sexy nude aprons with the optional panties because sometimes, you just need that all natural feel of the fabric on your crotch. The butt is always left out there. Speaking of butts, this OVA lacks gratuitous ass shots. They could have added loads of butt shots with all the boob shots but they completely neglected that market despite... See full review

?/10 story
8.5/10 animation
5/10 sound
2.5/10 characters
3/10 overall

Komori-san Can't Decline!: Info Corner

on Jan 6, 2016

I thought they namedropped "The Landlord of Puberty". Her short hair, busty stature is still quite nice and is kinda the cliffsnotes of a 2 minute show that runs for 12-13 episodes. But still an ad for products, probably of the show and its cooresponding manga pre-adaptation. I don't know what else you want. All I wanted was "The Landlord of Puberty", which is actually kinda wrong now that I think about it. Really wrong but lets assume that the landlord is some prepubescent twerp/shouta who somehow inherits his grandmother's small apartment complex and a bunch of hotties older than... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
2/10 overall

Makura no Danshi

on Sep 29, 2015

Story: It's like a kinetic visual novel. These guys talk to you in respective situations and it's all somewhat sexy until you get to the older gentleman in episode 11 when it becomes pure lady boners. They range from car rides, in bed with that cutie in episode 1, the twins in a bed in the academy where you are a poor pauper because it totally looks like something straight out of a hentai, a library to schools and a shouta's house. Because you are the babysitter. And it gets kinda creepy. They talk to you, ask you some stuff and through talking, you learn about them a bit and it's all great but it needed... See full review

2/10 story
10/10 animation
6/10 sound
10/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman

on Sep 20, 2015

DTAB Presents: It has Butt in the title. This is the best shit ever! Story: But seriously, it is called Butt Attack. That immediately says "You will love this one. It's butts." And I loved it to an extent, because although it's butts and about a Christian getting persuaded by a Buddha to don the superhero garnments of a pervert to battle the Dark Buddha cult with her ass, I don't know where I'm going with this. Let me start again: What do butts and religion have in common? Absolutely nothing, because you prostate yourself infront of your deity, get on your knees, bow, anything that... See full review

10/10 story
9/10 animation
?/10 sound
6/10 characters
4/10 overall

Garzey's Wing

on Jun 22, 2014

Story: I don't know what's worse: The plot, which is a confusing, exposition-filled mess that explains a whole bunch of nothing while failing to explain some of the important bits. Or the dialogue, which is some of the worst shit I've had the misfortune to listen to. So let's start with the plot. Nope, not explaining or defining the start because the show didn't do that. It just throws you right into the ocean and tells you to "swim bitch", where it only gets worse as it throws in jinboism and what can only be a combination of jive, slang, fantasy mumbo jumbo and second language english. I did... See full review

1.5/10 story
5/10 animation
10/10 sound
1/10 characters
1.5/10 overall

Mars of Destruction

on Jun 8, 2014

Story? So basically, a ship to Mars or from Mars that was from Earth is going to burn up in reentry into Earth's atmosphere but it actually explodes despite the subs or narration text saying it burned up. Then a bunch of years happened and these super martians come to earth or are already on earth and are ready to throw down, Bobby Flay style. Obviously, hot teenage chicks (That is wrong on two levels that I know of, the second one later) and a token harem guy are the only force that stands between the martians and making earth Mars 2. I think. Really, the plot is a jumbled mess and throws in a power... See full review

1.5/10 story
3/10 animation
3.5/10 sound
1/10 characters
1.5/10 overall

Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned

on May 30, 2014

Everything: Check this out. Taken out of context and based on this alone: 10/10 Taken in context: 10/10 Two creeps and a guy in the window unseen watching Dracula eat a hamburger: 10/10 Dracula eating a hamburger: 10/10 You just saw the movie, which is a bunch of shit leading to Dracula eating a hamburger, where it should have ended but it went on for 20 more minutes. What it did after Dracula ate his hamburger, I have no idea. I lost interest because I sat through 50 odd minutes to watch a few seconds of Dracula eating a burger. Sure there were wheelchair fights, a guy fighting a guy in a... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
10/10 overall

Miss Monochrome

on Jan 25, 2014

I don't know much about idol dolls or "Vocaloids", which I believe are computer idol girls but this is most certainly, nearly positively, 90% sure a tie-in to one of them, quite possibly named Miss Monochrome. Is it the EP with her dancing and singing? Maybe. Is it the dream of becoming an idol? Possibly. Is it the facts that she can plug into stuff, charge up, has a castle and 180 Quadrillion yen? Yes, sure, royal and super. Despite my lack of knowledge and accurate facts, one doesn't need a background to enjoy the bite-sized minisodes. And enjoy I did, I guess. I got nearly a laugh per episode... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
5/10 overall

Walkure Romanze

on Jan 17, 2014

Catching Up With Fall MM Story: Plot in a real ecchi is like plot in a porno: It's nice to have but not what you're here for. Obviously this applies for Walkure Romanze as well as the fact that it's ecchi jousting which goes further to say that any and all plot is completely irrelevant in the face of ecchi jousting, complete with sexy gear, jousting, hot girls jousting, more jousting and holy fucking shit it's a fucking jousting anime. When was the last time you saw a jousting anime that looked this hot? Not enough is what, this caters to a niche genre while catering to the perverted masses. It's all about... See full review

2.5/10 story
7/10 animation
?/10 sound
3/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Infinite Stratos 2

on Jan 13, 2014

Story: Initially, this was five stars. That was the first episode, which was the best episode of the series bar none. By series I mean the entire shebang, first and second season because it was 70% Charlotte/Laura and promoted some delicious, scrumptious, shipping. And it was pretty much the two of them on a date of sorts, with dressing up, maid costumes and some of the most delicious crepes ever. It was the best first episode of a second season ever for those two alone. Then the rest of the series happened. Plot isn't high on the list of things IS does well but it's what you'd expect: Alternating between... See full review

4/10 story
8/10 animation
7/10 sound
5/10 characters
6.5/10 overall

Battle Royal High School

on Dec 1, 2013

Story: The story is retarded. Wait, wait wait wait, that came out wrong. Let me start over again. Story: The story is fucking retarded. That's better. As to why it's fucking retardifucks instead of mere retardation of whatever the fuck is going on, well, that's easy! Everything about it! From the school life of King, a guy who likes to wear a Jaguar mask for shits and giggles who can kick the asses of all the punk bitches in his former Karate club, including the 7 foot tall gorilla captain; to the Space Time Continuum Police Force stopping a demonic demon lord of darkness from conqueroring the world due to... See full review

?/10 story
7/10 animation
5/10 sound
2/10 characters
5/10 overall

Roots Search

on Nov 5, 2013

Story: Woah. This shit was fucking mindblowing, like six shotguns pointed at your brain and they all go off all at once. It's deep, philosophical, religious, mythological, mind-altering crack meth, The Thing in space, Alien- Or Aliens, either or but minus the ass kicking anybody who duct tapes a bunch of guns together to kick some ass culminating in a scrotum-wrecking mama bear finale that kicks ass, Cthulhu, penis tentacles and my favorite, asphyxiation for it's wacked up spelling. Basically, I had no idea what the fuck was going on or how much was smoked when the last five minutes rolled around because... See full review

5/10 story
3/10 animation
4/10 sound
3/10 characters
3/10 overall

Reign: The Conqueror

on Oct 19, 2013

Story: I'm no Alexandrian Historian and what I know about Alexander the Ass Kicker is limited to Deadliest Warrior and Fate/Zero so I can hardly comment on the changes they made to make it space age ancient history. What I can comment on is the sheer amount of crack LSD that was used because the part with the dog wasn't made after eating rotisserie chicken. Shit gets fucking trippy when Alexander goes on a dope trip in his moonage daydream with Dographes as he looks into the future eye to gaze upon cities and landscapes, the destruction and creation, the end and the beginning, the armies and the people... See full review

2.5/10 story
5/10 animation
3/10 sound
2.5/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

Softenni Specials

on Sep 2, 2013

Special generally means fanservice, and it does mean fanservice if the regular series is some titty show or chockful of fanservice and bitches. This mainly falls into the category of the latter, for the lack of tits. It has tits but not enough. The special deals with hot springs because nothing says special than getting naked or slapping on some bikinis for some sexy time in water. They already dedicated an episode to bath houses and onsens back in the third episode for no reason at all and they're doing it here again, for no reason at all because fanservice. The reason is they have a tournament or some... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
3/10 overall

Arata the Legend

on Aug 31, 2013

Story: I don't like this show so I'll throw in as much tastefully foul language and references to male private parts as possible while remaining my usually coherent self. Now, it isn't solely due to the pussy protagonist who is as manly as a sack of air and candy bar wrappers or the fact that I couldn't give a rat's ass about what was going on or how his arch nemesis Douchefuck is a complete and utter douchebag, not all of those but all are part of the many, many problems of this cliched shitstorm. I guess I better start off somewhere, as in the premise. I'll be spoiling some shit, but it's kinda... See full review

2.5/10 story
3.5/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

Freezing

on Aug 29, 2013

Story: Already we're off to a bad start because I could give less than a hot turd about the plot. Not that it's bad, a plot is off to the right start if it's about hot chicks tearing each other's clothes off with sharp implements or lasers but damn if I remember half of the shit that was explained. I'm also (Or am) sure that it's a wonderful plot about genetically modifying hot chicks into hot fighting chicks with superpowers to save the earth from angels- Excuse me, Novas, with their boyfriends- Excuse me again, boy- well, boy. I guess. Because you need sexual tension between a superpowered babe and her... See full review

3/10 story
7/10 animation
8/10 sound
2.5/10 characters
3/10 overall

Softenni

on Aug 19, 2013

Story: It's about a group of girls that play soft tennis, which is played with a soft sack or a soft ball and they smack it around a court that is just like a tennis court, but with a squishy sack instead of one of those tennis balls. And with any other show about a group of adolescent (Teenage, whatever, school girls) girls, they do shit that may or may not have to do with whatever shit it is that they're suppose to be doing, be it band or popping shots with guns. What really pushes the envelope in this staple of the "girls doing shit" genre is that they are playing soft tennis, a sport that... See full review

3/10 story
5.5/10 animation
5/10 sound
3/10 characters
3/10 overall

Kagaku na Yatsura

on Aug 7, 2013

Story: Grading Kagaku na Yatsura's story is like grading the story of a porno: You ain't watching it for plot, characters, depth, sensibility or humanitarianism filled morality with a moral, you're watching it for the porn. That is the case right here, because the random chapters they plucked out of the cleavage of the manga is just that: Pointless, senseless, stupid, setting back woman's progress for 25 years and chockful of titties and milk, more than your daily recommended dosage. But I'll try, because that's what I'm here for: boob jokes. Plot, you don't give a fuck about that. The progress is stupid... See full review

1/10 story
10/10 animation
4/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Leviathan: The Last Defense

on Jul 27, 2013

Story: Hmmm... I don't think I have the brain power to write a full review for something as boring as this. It's boring and I'm drawing a blank. Cliche, boring, numbing, dull, shit happens but you don't give a shit. ...Shit, I am drawing a blank. It's largely unexciting as the girls do cute stuff, and they fit in with the archetypes: Tomboy, rich loli and stoic chick with the largest chest. But the barkeep has a larger one, and some of the stuff that happens for giggles is a bunch of running jokes or I hope it is and not the writers running out of ideas. There are a few interesting and funny moments but... See full review

3/10 story
4/10 animation
?/10 sound
4/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

Kakumeiki Valvrave

on Jul 17, 2013

Story: To set the tone right off the bat, most of it is an orgy of pink bubblegum explosions and laser spams, and I mean a fuckton of lasers, bullets from chainguns (IN SPACE), a buttfuck fuckton of missiles because shit blowing up, you know? You know. Shit blows up. A lot. And mecha just tearing shit apart. Action in every single episode of this batshit insane, stupid ass series with twists up the wazoo. Wazoo? Think of it as ass because why not. It's chock full of 'em, irregardless of how illogical, stupid or silly they are. But to start off coherently or sensibly, it's pure, action-packed fun. I mean... See full review

6/10 story
9/10 animation
7.5/10 sound
5/10 characters
9/10 overall

Kampfer

on Jul 1, 2013

DTAB presents yet another crappy anime, but one devoid of nudity, sufficient violence and plot. Story: Talking about the story depresses me. I mean, look at the A-P Entry! It's boobs! You don't expect plot or any of that fancy shit when the first picture of the series you see is a girl going "Awww, my bra doesn't fit anymore!". But it does provide a plot and before I get to it, let me make a quick... relation to it, a harbinger of boobs if you will. The progression is like Seikon no Qwaser II. Plot in the first few episodes and then some filler shit that barely touches on plot. If you know... See full review

2/10 story
6/10 animation
3/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Kampfer Picture Drama

on Jul 1, 2013

Well. This was pointless. It's disembodied- disemboweled -I'm sure there's a difference- animals chatting about marketing practices, business models and a whole bunch of pointless shit. Aside from little thingamabobs that show whose talking or speech bubbles with those three dots indicating that the person intestine spewing animal thinks that the current topic/whatever shit they're talking about is... well, shit. It's more animation than a Picture Drama demands but sometimes you can't remember what each mutilated animal (OK, to be fair, one's- no, I'm sure they're all disemboweled, hanged dog or not)... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
1/10 overall

Digimon Movie 2: Bokura no War Game

on Jun 25, 2013

Story: Holy shit guy, holy fucking shit. This plot man, it's like you just knocked out a lion with your balls. It's that fucking kickass and right now, I'm referring to that fucking kickass final fight, which is a total digiboner. Two digiboners actually. Man, that fight alone? Makes it 11/10 for being so fuckballs amazing and the pinnacle of everything thus far. Totally kicks the shit out of the next Digimovie and the second season for being so pimptastic and just so damn awesome. So fucking amazing that it's worth watching for that moment alone. So amazing. Alright, other stuff. Seriously,  I... See full review

8/10 story
9/10 animation
8.5/10 sound
9/10 characters
8.5/10 overall