Thrawn

Story: Yes. Animation: For an 80s OVA, it's nice. Plenty of boobs, like a ridiculous amount of boobs, and it has that classic charming animation style that promotes a sense of nostalgia for shows of this era. Also features some distinct camera angles, nice cinematography that invokes a sense of style and pinache that you wouldn't expect from a show of this calibur. Varied character designs that may be for it's time but still are distinct enough to make it easy to differentiate or recognize characters and they ain't like mad uggos. Even minors get some good looking counterparts to our hot... See full review

There is no point differentiating categories from this slap dick crapfest. I know it's Korean Animation but it's more like Crapean Anicraption for the sheer lack of craps given. Story is pretty bollocks, characters are generally unlikable, animation was done by monkeys coming off of a cocaine high, sound mixing was done by monkeys coming off a heroin high, reuse of scenes of terrible animation because they were too lazy to animate more, more slapshodery, general incompetence and general lack of giving a shit. Not only this, but it feels like a ripoff of a multitude of other mecha series, cannibalizing them... See full review

These are some questional boners. My thoughts summed up in one sentence, and everything else is details. You've heard of many interpretations about what this video means, what this represents and the sheer amount of fanservice, be it titties, heaving ass or some real niche fetish stuff that kinda mixes into the boners and it gets real weird before long. I'm all about the last bits. So, the weirdness. There's a switch for it and once it's flicked, it doesn't let up. It turns into a bad acid trip and I love it for that. It starts off happy and shit, all glorious fanservice and this happy-go-lucky pop-j... See full review

Story: It's like a kinetic visual novel. These guys talk to you in respective situations and it's all somewhat sexy until you get to the older gentleman in episode 11 when it becomes pure lady boners. They range from car rides, in bed with that cutie in episode 1, the twins in a bed in the academy where you are a poor pauper because it totally looks like something straight out of a hentai, a library to schools and a shouta's house. Because you are the babysitter. And it gets kinda creepy. They talk to you, ask you some stuff and through talking, you learn about them a bit and it's all great but it needed... See full review

A few things to get out of the way before we begin: 1. This was part of DTAB. 2. This was nominated by Brad. 3. Fuck you Brad. 4. Seriously, fuck you for picking this out of your loli fetish porn stash. 5. To the government watchdogs, I direct your attention to the guy who said we should watch this, and I quote without removing two names of people who watched this and far less sorrid shows about giant tits, milk squirting out of said tits and giant ass mammories that get sucked on for... See full review

Story: Let's say I didn't read the synopsis, or the back of the cover of the VHS box. Lets say I went in knowing that there was a mask of a guy called Ze-Guy, or The Guy, and judging by the front cover or poster image of this... thing, it's about a girl, a clearly evil hot chick in the background who pulls the strings and that is actually all I registered at first. Nothing else seemed important. Actual plots, it's about the Mask of Ze-Guy. And... it does stuff. Combined with the Heavenly Gates or "The Gates of Wind", which is a giant ass Shinto gate in the sky, it grants one immortal... See full review

Story? So basically, a ship to Mars or from Mars that was from Earth is going to burn up in reentry into Earth's atmosphere but it actually explodes despite the subs or narration text saying it burned up. Then a bunch of years happened and these super martians come to earth or are already on earth and are ready to throw down, Bobby Flay style. Obviously, hot teenage chicks (That is wrong on two levels that I know of, the second one later) and a token harem guy are the only force that stands between the martians and making earth Mars 2. I think. Really, the plot is a jumbled mess and throws in a power... See full review

I don't know much about idol dolls or "Vocaloids", which I believe are computer idol girls but this is most certainly, nearly positively, 90% sure a tie-in to one of them, quite possibly named Miss Monochrome. Is it the EP with her dancing and singing? Maybe. Is it the dream of becoming an idol? Possibly. Is it the facts that she can plug into stuff, charge up, has a castle and 180 Quadrillion yen? Yes, sure, royal and super. Despite my lack of knowledge and accurate facts, one doesn't need a background to enjoy the bite-sized minisodes. And enjoy I did, I guess. I got nearly a laugh per episode... See full review

If you haven't watched or read the series or haven't even got to the end of either adaptation, back up and walk away. This is an end-film, the last hoorah to the anime. I personally haven't watched much of the anime but I have read the manga so it's safe for me at least. And content-wise, it provides the biggest spoiler I can think of, and generally revolves around that and having a party in Godai's room because when don't they have a party? Drunken party-goers abound and the booze flows like water, just like the stream of characters that randomly walk in. And by random I mean nearly every damn person... See full review

Spoilers for the first movie, not that you're watching either one for plot or any of that shit. Story: At the manly conclusion of the explosion blood fest that was MD Geist, Geist unleashed Death Force, which is a force of death. And it's metal bugs that eat the faces off people instead of face stabbing and they eat the rest of them like a bunch of douchebugs. So, Death Force. I don't know. I skipped the words again because it probably explained the first and how humanity was a bunch of dipshits who couldn't tell their mouths from their asses, fucked shit to apocalyptical standards and yadda yadda, Geist... See full review

For your benefit, MD stands for Manly Dangerous. Story: I'll be honest, I have no clue what the plot is. I skipped the intro with all the words that explained shit and skipped some of the more non-explody bits at the start that had either plot or worldbuilding. They weren't important, despite them being essential to understanding what was going on intellectually and even then probably unhelpful. If you think with your nuts and chest hair, you'll realize that it's about a guy named Geist, a member of MDS -which stands for Motherfucking Dominating Shitkicker- and he goes around killing the fuck out of... See full review

Story: Remember if there was a swimsuit jiggily beach boobanza in the series? Neither do I! So to fix that problem, if possible, the OVA does what any respectable OVA about a titty show would do: Boobs + Beach/Onsen/Opportunity to ramp up the boobage without any needless plot or logic and reason. And damn straight it does it. The Maken-Ki group go to some tropical island after the events of the finale -which was complete bullshit- for a training camp but you know, beach. Women don't do that kind of shit, they get in bikinis and bounce around having fun while guys do some other shit. Training I guess, but... See full review

Story/Yaoi Guys: The rain is pouring down on the angst below as the train prepares to depart into the sunset dark, deep abyss, the abyss of one man's soul. The angst was in the form of a man, a good looking, bishonen who is a noble of some sort. He gives off a vibe of nobility and deep profound nobleness and approaching the angst is a rapist guy with a rape on his face face who looks like it's about to rape dat ass is mine before this ends You see how profound that is? That's the anime, but not as profound, deep and know what? It's a load of shit, both of them are. You got two countries, Klaus and Angst... See full review

Story: When it starts up, you get a face full of light. Unless you're watching it properly, uncensored, and it's titties in it's tittirific glory. That's right, this shit's about tits, boobs, mammaries, nipples, magic of the titty kind, titty ninja's and a world governed by breast size. That right there, the titty magic and world boob government, are some of the best fucking concepts of this generation. Straight up it tells you the plot is about tits so any further showings of tits, cleavage, groping, molestation or sexual depraved deviency is all for the sake of plot. But the plot is shit, so why does... See full review

From Secret Santa 2011
Story: Behind the comedy lies a serious plot, one where 2/3 of the mains try to cure their crippling flaws: one of supreme masochism and the other of androphobia. Some more serious events abound, backstory wise, and infront of all that, overshadowing it all, a tsunami earthquake of hurricane comedy on fetish fuel, cosplay, beatings, violence and righteous perversion. The comedy it does exceptionally well, using the main schtick and character quirks without overusing the secondaries. Since it's what it is, it's slapstick oriented and verbal abuse aplenty, which I get a kick out... See full review

Story: Fun fact: 7/13 characters in the OP are busty, 2/13 are guys. A brief synopsis on the plot (As it's not up yet): A school with 2/3 of the population having large boobs, 1/3 having decent sized boobs and Himegami is turned into a co-ed school. This lucky bastard/nice guy Takeru goes there and meets up with his childhood friend, big breasted VP. He soon meets up with another big breasted girl who made some sort of childhood promise-of course it's marrage, all of them are in harems. No spoiler's here.

Oh, and there's these Maken things, Takeru doesn't really have one to start with but he... See full review

I don't know the first rule of Mahjong nor how you score. The only thing I do know is that it might have originated in China and that it involves tiles and ham. That didn't prevent me from enjoying an OVA based around it. Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku doesn't teach you how to play but it doesn't need that crap and neither do you. This is all about the ACTION. All about the raw EMOTION and BADASSERY that mahjong has to offer! THIS represents the serious business side of Mahjong in the political world! For here... nothing stops you from playing mahjong. NOTHING. See how the paragraph turned into ham? That's what... See full review

Well... it's an nine minute love story and the synopsis covers about seven minutes of the story, all but the conclusion; which you can probably guess. It's not much in terms of anything but considering the short length, it's forgivable; it ain't easy to come up with gripping narrative or characters that you would die for. The animation is lacking and feels cheap, the sound does nothing special... and yeah. It's nine minutes and not that bad a waste of, despite the rating. It's nine minutes, what would you expect?

It's Naoki Urasawa. I would end the review with that, but I have to write a certain amount of words praise before it could be accepted. So, here goes a praise-filled review of yet another masterpiece by Naoki Urasawa, now in animated form. With extra praise. But if you don't want to watch it, you can always read it. The only difference is the lack of voice overs and that it's in book form, so you pretty much win with either version. Having believing that you read the synopsis and know the gist of the beginning, I'm just going to praise it: it starts slow, it moves slow, and it's brilliant for being slow... See full review