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Ai Mai Mii

May 9, 2013

Story/Characters: I don't really know how to go about this. The story is "Manga, manga, manga- Hold the fuck up, what's with this manga shit? Fuck that shit, let me drop some random scenario and we animate that instead of something that seems like actual plot." It literally throws manga out the window (Like plot) and returns to it right at the end (Think Seikon no Qwaser II but with significantly less tits, milk and sexual deviancy). "But it's 3 minutes and an episodic web series! Go easy on it you hardass!" Yes yes, that is true, so I can't grade it on dropping a douche on it's... See full review

2/10 story
3/10 animation
5/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

Asa Made Jugyou Chu!

Mar 5, 2013

Story: It starts off with a guy in bed with a busty woman. There. That should be it for plot because at that point, five seconds in, you wouldn't even give two shits of a rat fuck about plot. But it shows the plot as she crawls onto him, squeezes him and out pops her puppies. It's that kind of OVA. Obviously high in logic, you then get your plot: A guy who sounds like a girl, looks like a girl, acts like a girl by being a pansy but is really a guy, gets a scholarship to the school by being so girly. Because of a blunder by his buxom teacher, or the buxom teacher responsible for room assignments, because... See full review

3/10 story
10/10 animation
6.5/10 sound
2/10 characters
4/10 overall

Persona 4 the Animation

Feb 24, 2013

Disclaimer: I played P4 before watching the anime so my views might be skewered to those who played the game without taking much consideration to the numbnuts (Most likely you, unfortunate, miserable reader) who haven't played the game. I'll try to bring myself down to your slime level and... offer views on the uninitiated. Or what I think it would be like if I was as pitiful as one who hasn't played it. After this is said, highly unlikely I'll follow through. Story: Straight up, play the game. The game is better than the anime and the game is sublime, one of the greatest things to be released on Earth... See full review

9/10 story
8.5/10 animation
9.5/10 sound
9/10 characters
9/10 overall

Heaven's Lost Property

Dec 25, 2012

Secret Santa Rec Story: I have to admit, I didn't expect much plot for this one. I thought it'd be all panties, boobies, fan-service and jiggly mammaries but it's actually that with some plot sprinkled throughout. Well, more plot than I expected but the perversion factor met my expectations and once again triumphs over plot. But before we get to the goodies, plots. It's decent and I was intrigued. By the big titty angeloid, angel + droid, you know that shit's good and she's like a blank slate, all non-human in terms of emotion and stuff. Doll like and when mixed with a perverted master it would equal... See full review

6/10 story
8/10 animation
7/10 sound
8/10 characters
7.5/10 overall

Place to Place

Dec 16, 2012

Story: You know what? Skip the story. You aren't here for the overall thing and the most I know is "This adorable girl, so cute and adorable- likes this guy but is too shy and tsundere to confess. With their friends, since they hang out and all, hijinks ensue". See? It's the usual premise for a show about comedic hijinks based around a group of adolescent friends but it works. It's funny, it's heart stoppingly cute and pretty damn entertaining. For here, more on writing than actual plots. The events they partake in, all the usual stuff; festivals, physicals, camping trip with that cabin they all... See full review

8/10 story
8/10 animation
8.5/10 sound
8.5/10 characters
8.5/10 overall

Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru: Futari no Elder

Dec 8, 2012

I haven't watched the original series but I can safely assume this is just a more compact version. Knowledge of that work isn't needed here, or so I believe, but you'll do fine if you jump right into this one. It's a classic story of a transfer student transferring into a school of ladies, and when I mean ladies I mean upper-class: Not snobby but upper-class, and it does a good job on not making them repulsive princesses. Anything deeper is possible spoiler territory, being an OVA and all, but that's the jist of it: School life, ladies, school life... and some romance, a bit of drama, but mostly school... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
7/10 overall

Maken-Ki! It's Summer! It's Swimsuits! It's Training Camp!

Dec 3, 2012

Story: Remember if there was a swimsuit jiggily beach boobanza in the series? Neither do I! So to fix that problem, if possible, the OVA does what any respectable OVA about a titty show would do: Boobs + Beach/Onsen/Opportunity to ramp up the boobage without any needless plot or logic and reason. And damn straight it does it. The Maken-Ki group go to some tropical island after the events of the finale -which was complete bullshit- for a training camp but you know, beach. Women don't do that kind of shit, they get in bikinis and bounce around having fun while guys do some other shit. Training I guess, but... See full review

3/10 story
8/10 animation
7/10 sound
?/10 characters
5/10 overall

Humanity Has Declined

Dec 1, 2012

Story: Humanity with all it's hubris, technology and nuclear bombs, nuculear power plants, nuclear fission and all that nuclear radioactivity falls to decay and loses all the good stuff. What's left is what Humanity Has Declined deals in and it deals some real good shit. Surprisingly good as it gets off to a slow start that gives it a laid back slice-of-life/slow-paced vibe until the second half kicks in and things take a turn for the weird and morbidly hilarious. Morbid at times though with no thanks to the faeries. The stuff they say is downright hilarious and borderline realism in terms of seriousness... See full review

8/10 story
9/10 animation
9/10 sound
8.5/10 characters
8/10 overall

Humanity Has Declined Specials

Nov 30, 2012

Taking into consideration the runtime that can mean either two episodes of Popee the Performer, one shitfuck episode of Funny Pets or two (At this time of writing) episodes of specials- It retains all the delightful charm and crazy of the original anime while following a plot for 3 minute bites! Now that's quality. Adding the fact that it retains all the animation and style of the source material with the same brand of comedy and you got yourself a worthwhile few minutes that act as short episodes of the original stuff. What I'm trying to say is that it's pretty damn similiar to the original stuff instead... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
9/10 overall

Code Geass: Nunnally in Wonderland

Nov 15, 2012

Story: As the title implies, it's a Code Geass x Alice in Wonderland crossover. Yeah. It uh... does the story well, some changes here and there... to be frank, I stopped giving a damn when booty butt Fawn came on screen. It's fine and dandy and Lelouch's brotherly love for his sister is entertaining as the narrator but I don't know. I expected something... more. Grand narmy theatrics, more than walk-on characters, just more. Animation: Dat ass. I ain't kidding, Shirley as a Fawn had one fine ass. It's so noticable that I could barely read the subtitles. Damn fine, but I can't neglect all the cleavage. If... See full review

?/10 story
7.5/10 animation
8/10 sound
?/10 characters
6.5/10 overall

Highschool of the Dead

Nov 5, 2012

For the October MM of 2012
Story: If for some reason you've never heard of Highschool of the Dead, it's about boobs: Huge, bouncing mammaries with more viscosity than jello and more bounce to the 'ounce, rivaling Seikon no Nipples in boob-size and Eiken in.... well, boobs. It's not known for much else outside back-breaking mammaries and fan-service. But titties, and you may think, "But there's dead, right? Undead? Zombies? It's in the title" and you may be right, but they are not as important as the hooters. Kinda like steam in a bathhouse, not important and sometimes gets in the way of the... See full review

6/10 story
9/10 animation
9/10 sound
8/10 characters
8/10 overall

Campione!

Oct 28, 2012


Story: Before we get started, I'd like to tell you a little something about the OP: Right at the end of it, the protagonist, we'll call him Campione (More on that later), is sitting in a field of golden swords in the ground and know what? He's making it rain like Lil' Wayne up this motherfucker! Fucking raining swords and there's more swords than anything else in that shot. But to complete the scene, Campione is holding a big ass sword (Big enough that it's impractical in realistic fights) and is draped in bitches. I don't mean the guy all flabbergasped, or "Where did these bitches come... See full review

4/10 story
8/10 animation
7/10 sound
5/10 characters
7/10 overall

Bloody Night

Oct 25, 2012

Story: A girl is chased by a red monster. Thing. Animation: Looks quite unpolished to Dat Ass Pussycat with the constant rape face pig (Obligatory mention) and Chainsaw Maid, both of which are superior to it in anything that isn't related to blood. Excusing those two superior, vastly sexier claymation shorts, Bloody Night features shitloads of blood. I mean, I never expected people to bleed that much! The guy was fucking pouring out blood after he vomited it! And don't get me started on what happened to the monster, because it was fucking awesome. Points for the blood and other bodily fluids (Not urine... See full review

3/10 story
4/10 animation
?/10 sound
3.5/10 characters
5/10 overall

Bloody Date

Oct 24, 2012

Story: I seriously can't stop laughing at how hilariously bloody and fuckballs disturbing this was. Starts off with a girl and a boy, about to swap spit when OH SHIT A KILLER LEAPS OUT AND KILLS THE BOYFRIEND! Right in the fucking head. With an axe. That pretty much sets the tone for the rest of this hilarious bloodfest, which is about blood. And some nice decorations, but mostly blood and stupidity. Quite frankly, the plot is shit but the hilarious events, that table room and that fucking hilarious ending give it marks. Hilariously fucked up, I should say, and hilarious when you think about it. A pity... See full review

6/10 story
7/10 animation
3/10 sound
7/10 characters
6/10 overall

Princess Lover!

Jul 27, 2012

Story: Lets cut to the chase. You aren't here for the story. The story's shit. What starts off as good dumb, perverted character building fun escalates into a revenge filled plot of ludicrous stunts, crazy developments and brain-shaking awesomeness* that can't possibly make sense outside an action flick. Even so, if the plot is shit (Harem/Ecchi/Comedy, all the tags for something that should forego plot), it makes up for it with it's humorous script. I was laughing at when it poked fun at itself, when it questioned what was going on and the antics in the obligatory hot springs episode. It's funny, it... See full review

6/10 story
7.5/10 animation
8/10 sound
7/10 characters
7/10 overall

Papa to Kiss in the Dark

Jun 26, 2012

Story: It's a simple homoerotic story of a loving son and father who love each other very much in a homoerotic way. And some coincidental conflict to make sure the second episode has plot instead of blowjobs and you got the gist of it. The beginning is kinda crap but the second episode lacks punch, excitement and is dreadfully boring. Some subplots aren't brought out fully and are left in the dark (Pun intended) while the main plot reaches it's generic conclusion. I can't think of anything else for generic. Half the time I was "You don't say" or laughing my ass off at how shitty it is, how much... See full review

2/10 story
7/10 animation
8/10 sound
5/10 characters
2/10 overall

Maiden Rose

Jun 26, 2012

Story/Yaoi Guys: The rain is pouring down on the angst below as the train prepares to depart into the sunset dark, deep abyss, the abyss of one man's soul. The angst was in the form of a man, a good looking, bishonen who is a noble of some sort. He gives off a vibe of nobility and deep profound nobleness and approaching the angst is a rapist guy with a rape on his face face who looks like it's about to rape dat ass is mine before this ends You see how profound that is? That's the anime, but not as profound, deep and know what? It's a load of shit, both of them are. You got two countries, Klaus and Angst... See full review

1/10 story
7/10 animation
?/10 sound
2/10 characters
1/10 overall

Is this a Zombie? Of the Dead

Jun 21, 2012

Story: The first episode starts off as nothing spectacular, until the second half kicks in and the rethread of the first episode of the first season brings it up there. Way up there. The similarities and differences really sell it and as for the comedy, it keeps on coming. Every episode has "That one moment", from .gifs of dancing to more dancing and hilarious subs, to gratuitous English and "That's not a kick!", it rocks as a comedy, just like the first season. Unlike the first, it doesn't slow down with serious moments that may feel like they drag. If something serious/plotty is... See full review

5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
6.5/10 sound
8/10 characters
8/10 overall

Manyuu Hiken-chou

Jun 17, 2012

Story: When it starts up, you get a face full of light. Unless you're watching it properly, uncensored, and it's titties in it's tittirific glory. That's right, this shit's about tits, boobs, mammaries, nipples, magic of the titty kind, titty ninja's and a world governed by breast size. That right there, the titty magic and world boob government, are some of the best fucking concepts of this generation. Straight up it tells you the plot is about tits so any further showings of tits, cleavage, groping, molestation or sexual depraved deviency is all for the sake of plot. But the plot is shit, so why does... See full review

4/10 story
10/10 animation
7/10 sound
6/10 characters
4/10 overall

The Qwaser of Stigmata II

May 24, 2012

Story: Sup dawg, heard you watched Seikon no Bitches and wanted more titty action so we made Seikon no Bitches II which has even more tits in half the run time! And all for your viewing pleasure, you sick perv. And that's not a mistake. The official nipple counter Schizm didn't lie. He just excluded some of the tits. The plots this time around cuts down on the dicks with an all-female school + a crossdresser + an obvious expat from S1. Who else in this show has a scar? Don't answer that, I didn't pay that much attention. The plot itself is generally easy to follow but contains enough bullshit moments for... See full review

1/10 story
10/10 animation
6/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

The Qwaser Of Stigmata

May 14, 2012

For the Buddy Group, you guys are the best!
Story: Boobs. The plot revolves around sucking the milk out of innocent virgins. Already it's a load of illogical perverted shit and it gets shittier as it goes on. To it's credit, it integrates sucking on quivering nipples as an essential plot point. And the sexual assault of young women. Pure deviency for sure, but give it credit for being completely shameless. But alas, I'm neglecting the plot plot, which revolves around finding a macguffin, a "Theotokos of Tsarytsin" (Quoted from the Anime Entry). After watching it, I think I know what it is... See full review

2/10 story
10/10 animation
5/10 sound
2/10 characters
2/10 overall

The Qwaser Of Stigmata Picture Drama

May 14, 2012

I'll get straight to the point. If you haven't watched Seikon no Nipples, get out of here. If you have, you're a perverted dumbass. This Picture Drama is just like the original, only without bouncing. The titties only apply to the non-Katja-Sama parts, which is half of them and prevents it from going into lolicon territory. Mostly. I mean, the impication is there, but no nudity on Katja's part. Just... gets kinda awkward at times. And makes me feel dirty. From the dog to milk all over, and the sweat, or what appears to be sweat, it's filthy, and not in the good way. The lack of bounce brings down the... See full review

?/10 story
8/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
2/10 overall

The Qwaser of Stigmata: Portrait of the Empress

May 5, 2012

Story: The fuck? Story? Fuck that shit. Did you see the original series up to episode 10? This is 10.5 and has absolutely no relation to the bullshit story of the original series whatsoever. None. The plot is basically a rapis- "Breast Detoxifing" Organisation run by a rapis- rapist who sucks the soma out of women with large racks to become a Qwasar. But before that, Measurement day- I mean physicals. Yes. Detoxify breasts through machines or lips on action. This shit is dumber than the normal shit but points for it being a supposedly legit organization on the news before the crackdown and for... See full review

2/10 story
10/10 animation
5/10 sound
1/10 characters
3/10 overall

Ga-Ra-Ku-Ta: Mr. Stain on Junk Alley

Apr 27, 2012

Story: At the start of each episode, Mr. Stain finds some shit in a pile of shit, throwing the same shit out, day in, day out. But the shit he takes out of the shit pile is different every episode. Sometimes it leads to happiness, sometimes to a horrific event that involves a cat named Cat. He wears a sweather made of dyed human skin, but more on him later. Anyway, the moral of the story, as it's a children's show, is that sometimes a good deed will be punished, and the punisher punished. With murder. It's not entirely sensible and each episode is pretty bad on their own but it has it's moments. The... See full review

2.5/10 story
3/10 animation
5/10 sound
3/10 characters
3/10 overall

Eureka Seven

Apr 26, 2012

For the Buddy Group Story: At first, it looks like it's about mecha, or comedic-mecha-action-shounen-possibly-romance, but it's not. First and foremost is the characters, Renton and Eureka, and for the first half, a healthy portion of it is character development. I don't have a problem with that, as the character development episodes are some of the best ones in the series. It keeps enough of the plot around but it really kicks into gear after the mines. Things change and it starts to ask questions. The questions are aplenty, and thankfully it provides answers. It sometimes takes a while but I was... See full review

9/10 story
9.5/10 animation
10/10 sound
9/10 characters
9.5/10 overall

MM!

Apr 23, 2012

From Secret Santa 2011
Story: Behind the comedy lies a serious plot, one where 2/3 of the mains try to cure their crippling flaws: one of supreme masochism and the other of androphobia. Some more serious events abound, backstory wise, and infront of all that, overshadowing it all, a tsunami earthquake of hurricane comedy on fetish fuel, cosplay, beatings, violence and righteous perversion. The comedy it does exceptionally well, using the main schtick and character quirks without overusing the secondaries. Since it's what it is, it's slapstick oriented and verbal abuse aplenty, which I get a kick out... See full review

8/10 story
8/10 animation
9/10 sound
9/10 characters
9/10 overall

Recorder and Randsell

Apr 19, 2012

I was expecting a 22 minute/episode series about slice-of-life hijinks and everyday stuff, but I got 3 minute shorts and squandered potential. It would have been better as a 22 minute, 13 episode series with more depth and plot. At first it left me disappointed, but after I got over it, I went back and enjoyed it for what it was: a brief short series on the comedic misunderstandings of the two mains. As the episodic events revolve around their heights, it's natural that the jokes would revolve around that in turn. It's decent enough for a giggle or even a laugh here or there; there's just enough continuity... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
6/10 overall

Bunny Drop

Mar 25, 2012

Story: Long story short, it's about a 30 year old bachelor who adopts a six year old girl named Rin. Those are roughly the ages but a simple premise leads to one of the most heartwarming and adorable series I've ever had the pleasure to watch. It's strictly slice-of-life and doesn't devaite from it with any fancy, wacky sci-fi fantasy whatever elements, and since it's just everyday stuff, it should be tame and boring but it's fun and so endearing that it's captivating. It's not simply Daikichi taking care of Rin, but also the other way around sometimes, and both of them learning, especially Daikichi, what... See full review

9/10 story
9/10 animation
9/10 sound
10/10 characters
9.5/10 overall

Ben-To

Mar 25, 2012

LETS GET IT! LETS GET IT! LETS GET IT LETS GET IT LETS GO! Story: It's about people fighting over discounted Bentos. That's it. That's the entire premise of this Serious Business show, and it works. While the plot is mainly non-existant apart from some token boss battle arcs, it works as a comedy over any dramatic moments it may toss to the viewer. The fights are fast and exciting, with fists flying, jiggling, kicks and aerial assaults of awesome. It's easily a highlight of the show and it has to be, to make up for the plot and being the plot. Surprisingly, there's filler but that filler had one of the... See full review

5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
9/10 sound
7/10 characters
8/10 overall

Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kira

Feb 29, 2012

Story Kira's completely episodic, and completely questionable. The first one's about fanservice for all and old men (And Keiichi) getting all hot and bothered about the girls (All of them. Including lolis). Awkward. Second one is... probably unimportant. Third is about some crazy love rectangle of sorts that had loads of potential and the final one is about moe. I mean moe time travel. That's the brief and it's senseless and pointless. It's hardly an arc of the original series or as good but it retains most aspects of the first part of it, before things go down the crapper. There isn't much to the plot... See full review

5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
6.5/10 sound
?/10 characters
5/10 overall