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Baby Princess 3D Paradise 0 [Love]

on Sep 27, 2016

What a candy ass title. Must be a good show. Story: This OVA reminds me of two shows, one of them shit and the other borderline criminal. Their names are irrelevant (Brothers Conflict and Mujaki no Rakuen respectively). The first because it's the same premise but gender reversed so now it's the dude living the life of having all these hot babes and younger girls as sisters with a total milf who should appear way more; and the second because all the younger sisters absolutely... See full review

2/10 story
6/10 animation
4/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
3/10 overall

Itsudatte My Santa!

on Sep 9, 2016

Story: First off, who names their kid Santa? If you're born on St. Paddies day, are you named Patrick? Or on New Years Eve, are you named Eve? No! That's because that kind of shit would get your ass kicked daily. And your parents hate you, which is why this poor bastard is named Santa. But Santa, he's a loser. Loser things happen to him and then in a span of 30 seconds from the end of his monologue, give or take a few seconds, he meets Santa Santa. You know, the Santa chick. So Santa and Santa get into all kinds of hijinks that have no sense of timing, pacing or any real connection/cohesion that would make... See full review

1/10 story
2/10 animation
2/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
2/10 overall

Pupa

on Jun 15, 2016

The fuck is- I mean story: The fuck is this shit? This is like some... incestual, cannibal, gore bonerpalooza if you enjoy that kind of shit. Otherwise, it's actually kinda all that and then it gets fucked up and shit. It's packed full of gore or some ungodly unholy abomination against the very concept and notion of nature itself if one watches the censored version, if I am correct. Basically, I think the sister is a monster and the brother gets eaten but is then uneaten because he has some magical powers? Seriously, I give very little shits about this. I am actually rewatching it for the review and it... See full review

3/10 story
5/10 animation
6/10 sound
2/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

AD Police Files

on Jun 13, 2016

Story: First of all, let me ask you this: Do you know what Bubblegum Crisis is? In italics because this is a very important question. Now, assuming you do, because I assume you to be a just person and not a total slacker who hasn't seen it and is watching an OVA on it because some douche said you should watch it, then you can tell me how it relates to said Bubblegum Crisis because I have no idea what a Crisis of Bubblegums is. I mean, I thought I did but I am confident the shit I'm thinking of is not the shit that should be the main series of this shit (Shit being subjective). Looking it up, I am correct... See full review

5/10 story
5.5/10 animation
7/10 sound
3/10 characters
6/10 overall

Gestalt

on Mar 23, 2016

Story Think my ghetto-tube subs which were in Spanish were off a bit, so I went with the dubs, which were also off a bit. Missed 2 minutes and everybody who is anybody who has seen 80s/90s schlock knows that the first few minutes are crucial. They build worlds, they say the plots, they give you all the shits you'll give for plot because the next half hour would be absolute shit in plot. The point is, is that the story is shit. Let me explain that last sentence and the point of all this: This OVA is absolute bullshit and sweaty donkey balls. And let me explain that position. The story doesn't... See full review

2/10 story
4.5/10 animation
5/10 sound
2/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Fushigi na Somera-chan

on Mar 15, 2016

Story Wut. Animation Ranges from adequate to complete shit. Points for yuri-animation, and more points from those shitty ass drawings in the EP. Also reminds me of Ai Mai Mii, which also looks like shit. Basically, it's shit. Sound FUCKSHITFUCK FUCK EVERYFUCKING THING ABOUT THAT FUCKING SHITTY ASS FUCK EP I CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF IT MAN I FUCKING CANNOT TAKE ANY MORE OF THAT VOICE I WILL BURY IT IN A PILE OF ITS OWN BLOATED SEA DRENCHED CORPSES FROM THE DROWNED GOD THE GOD OF THE SEA WILL TAKE ALL OF YOU C'GRECSDF DFDSL'OOSFS CD'TTEEWA'TT But episode 6 or so had this real great... See full review

?/10 story
4/10 animation
5/10 sound
3/10 characters
4/10 overall

Kigurumikku V3

on Mar 13, 2016

Story What the fuck did I just watch. The fuck was this shit? It was about lolis, a oddly finely rounded loli ass, a busty older sister and a duck? They fight evil, and I guess they save old men? Or old man? But... I don't... I don't even- What the fucking shit. Wait, I know what the fucking shit! Lolis! Feeling up lolis! Police at your door! Feds through the window! You frantically destroying your computer and any and all evidence of this on your harddrive or in your browser history! You fucking tear that shit up before they find it. Before you are shamed infront of your family. You say that you... See full review

?/10 story
5/10 animation
4/10 sound
4/10 characters
3/10 overall

Hal

on Mar 8, 2016

Story Well. Because it was Slice of Life + Androids + Niceguy's pick, I thought it would be shit. I've seen an android/SoL before that was picked by Niceguy on two separate occasions and both were shit. This movie, wasn't shit. This has feels, it has some laughs, it has more feels and some heavy depressing shit. It has the whole drama package and for some reason giraffes. The giraffes are very important to the plot which I will get to soon. Giraffes man. I have no fucking idea why they were so relevant or so important to the plot but the title drop had them for some reason and apparently it's a... See full review

8/10 story
8.5/10 animation
8/10 sound
8/10 characters
8/10 overall

Kennel Tokorozawa

on Mar 1, 2016

Story This shit is about dog boners.  But I kid, it's only about a dog who wants to bone his totally legal age owner, if 17 is legal in Japan because I don't know what the legal age of... shit man, whatever it is in your country, it's probably... prob... Shit, what the fuck. The fuck is all this? I'll tell you what it is. It's just like the OVA. I don't know what to tell you. I mean, just look at the cover. You see that shit? You would think she's like... 12 or something. 14? I don't know, but younger than she actually is. And that dog is probably older than her when you convert dog years to... See full review

2/10 story
4/10 animation
9/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
2/10 overall

Koe de Oshigoto! The Animation

on Feb 5, 2016

Story Rainbow boners. Which is irrelevant because the tone was set by the subtitle. But let me explain: This shit is boners. It is all about the voice acting of an H-Game. And they have to get into character, if you know what I mean. I don't mean nudity, but getting wet. By sucking fingers and imagining you're in it. Which I mean she, who is the newbie to the porn game business. And... hm. Hmmmmmm. Ok ok, let me restart: This girl is recruited by her sister to help out in a porn game for some reason or another. The reason is irrelevant because once the sound kicks in and the rainbow censor-boners kick... See full review

9/10 story
10/10 animation
10/10 sound
8/10 characters
9/10 overall

Bikini Warriors

on Feb 5, 2016

Story It is about a group of buxom, nubile, female warrior vixens who are scantily clad. Do you want more? Hm. I guess it's technically about a Fighter, sexy Paladin, best Magician and dark elf... warrior/mage hybrid, I guess. She isn't really a magic knight as she- wait, she might be classified as one because since she's using magic, she can't wear heavy armor and I guess her armor is light enough and revealing enough to not interfere with her magic while still using a sword. Yeah, guess she is a mage knight of sorts, or the equivalent of a dual-class hybrid, not specializing in either and could have... See full review

10/10 story
10/10 animation
?/10 sound
10/10 characters
10/10 overall

Imawa no Kuni no Alice

on Feb 5, 2016

And a bloody good start it is, because I love the shit out of the manga. The everloving crap out of it. So they would have had to make this all CGI, unfaithful and make it look like absolute fucking shit for me to hate it. Fortunately, there is no shitty ass CGI (That I remember), it's faithful, and it looks good. And looks faithful to it, complete with horse head mask, which would have looked great in a suit but packs quite a punch. Straight up, boners for survival games. That is my sub-genre of anime/manga: death games. This has killer hide and seek, more killer hide-and-seek, a killer... kinda like a... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
8.5/10 overall

The Cat Returns

on Feb 4, 2016

Story Going into it, I thought to myself, "Hum, The Cat Returns." Not "Shit, kiddy movies? Man, this is balls" or anything of the like. Just ho-hum as I knew, for a fact, that this next movie, would look like a dog's breakfast after the previous day's raging bonerfest of scenery porn by the master of scenery porn, Makoto Shinkai. Movie was Kotonoha no Niwa (The Garden of Words) but that is neither here nor there. Just had to namedrop it. The point is, I had no expectations for it. Man, not having expectations and then... See full review

9.5/10 story
9/10 animation
10/10 sound
9.5/10 characters
10/10 overall

Me! Me! Me!

on Jan 20, 2016

These are some questional boners. My thoughts summed up in one sentence, and everything else is details. You've heard of many interpretations about what this video means, what this represents and the sheer amount of fanservice, be it titties, heaving ass or some real niche fetish stuff that kinda mixes into the boners and it gets real weird before long. I'm all about the last bits. So, the weirdness. There's a switch for it and once it's flicked, it doesn't let up. It turns into a bad acid trip and I love it for that. It starts off happy and shit, all glorious fanservice and this happy-go-lucky pop-j... See full review

9/10 story
9.5/10 animation
9/10 sound
?/10 characters
9/10 overall

Super Kuma-san

on Jan 11, 2016

Story Don't you be fooled by that cover image, because this OVA is a brutal, savage look at a world where a stuffed bear can go about and maul the everloving fuck out of bank robbers and dolls can do things. The doll would be spoilers because she is absolutely darling! But in tune with this OVA, brutal and moralistically ambiguous. Ness. First off, it starts with a bank robbery and child endangerment, which is more like taking a child hostage and threatening to splatter his brains all over the place. The bank robbers, in their genius ingeniousness failed to take into account the face wrecking... See full review

8/10 story
4/10 animation
?/10 sound
8/10 characters
6.5/10 overall

Rescue Me!

on Jan 9, 2016

Rescue Me? More like Rescue Me From All These Boners, amirite? Story? Shit, you see that page image? That is your story: Soft white skin, boobs and the lack thereof in the flat-chested gal and all kinds of sexy boner action. I mean, titties a bouncin' and maid- aprons, sexy nude aprons with the optional panties because sometimes, you just need that all natural feel of the fabric on your crotch. The butt is always left out there. Speaking of butts, this OVA lacks gratuitous ass shots. They could have added loads of butt shots with all the boob shots but they completely neglected that market despite... See full review

?/10 story
8.5/10 animation
5/10 sound
2.5/10 characters
3/10 overall

Komori-san Can't Decline!: Info Corner

on Jan 6, 2016

I thought they namedropped "The Landlord of Puberty". Her short hair, busty stature is still quite nice and is kinda the cliffsnotes of a 2 minute show that runs for 12-13 episodes. But still an ad for products, probably of the show and its cooresponding manga pre-adaptation. I don't know what else you want. All I wanted was "The Landlord of Puberty", which is actually kinda wrong now that I think about it. Really wrong but lets assume that the landlord is some prepubescent twerp/shouta who somehow inherits his grandmother's small apartment complex and a bunch of hotties older than... See full review

?/10 story
?/10 animation
?/10 sound
?/10 characters
2/10 overall

Ikkitousen

on Dec 31, 2015

Secret Santa 2015 Review Story Panty fights. That ought to be a secondary title or the actual title because that is what this show is: panties and fights. Fights and panties. Panties vs panties as skirts are flapping about and panties are flying in your face with everybody getting flashed and boners about because everybody loves panties and this show has as much panties as Seikon no Qwaser has titties. Or Seikon no Qwaser II. And everybody knows those two shows are the most titty shows on AP. Legends have been made on their tittiness as legends have been made on this show and it's pantiness... See full review

5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
6/10 sound
4/10 characters
6.5/10 overall

Makura no Danshi

on Sep 29, 2015

Story: It's like a kinetic visual novel. These guys talk to you in respective situations and it's all somewhat sexy until you get to the older gentleman in episode 11 when it becomes pure lady boners. They range from car rides, in bed with that cutie in episode 1, the twins in a bed in the academy where you are a poor pauper because it totally looks like something straight out of a hentai, a library to schools and a shouta's house. Because you are the babysitter. And it gets kinda creepy. They talk to you, ask you some stuff and through talking, you learn about them a bit and it's all great but it needed... See full review

2/10 story
10/10 animation
6/10 sound
10/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman

on Sep 20, 2015

DTAB Presents: It has Butt in the title. This is the best shit ever! Story: But seriously, it is called Butt Attack. That immediately says "You will love this one. It's butts." And I loved it to an extent, because although it's butts and about a Christian getting persuaded by a Buddha to don the superhero garnments of a pervert to battle the Dark Buddha cult with her ass, I don't know where I'm going with this. Let me start again: What do butts and religion have in common? Absolutely nothing, because you prostate yourself infront of your deity, get on your knees, bow, anything that... See full review

10/10 story
9/10 animation
?/10 sound
6/10 characters
4/10 overall

Diabolik Lovers OVA

on Jul 26, 2015

Oh man... I don't know how to start this. I need some help. Maybe Idiocracy can show me the way. Because we got an OVA of the hit show of the decade, where... ugh. This gets me all depressed, even to talk about it. Look, if you're reading this, you already know what it's about. Or what the main series is about. Well, it's like getting an arrow shot into you. You just gotta hack off one end and push it back out or something. If it went straight through. But you see that? That right there, is a metaphor. A metaphor for how fucked up this shit is. How fucked up everything is right now. How bad shit... See full review

1/10 story
6.5/10 animation
5.5/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
1/10 overall

Wicked City

on May 29, 2015

Story: I actually missed the first 10 minutes of this suckfest so I don't know if I missed much of the plot or anything BUT I did miss some worldbuilding because the first 3 minutes is always spent on narrating for whatever crapsack world some shit like this is taking place in. But all that? Total peanuts because what you're here for is demon on demon- oh, wait, I'm thinking of something else. Demon on Demon Hunter/Fighter (But isn't actually a demon) action. Admittedly, I'm starting to confuse this with some other shit I watched so bare with me, because we'll get to the goodies soon. But there is demon on... See full review

2/10 story
10/10 animation
4/10 sound
2.5/10 characters
3.5/10 overall

Rail Wars!

on Apr 2, 2015

Story: Rail Wars? More like Ass Trains, am I right? Now that is a cold opener: A witty, clever joke on how there's loads of fine, firm female fbutts. And some man's butt for the ladies. MC has a nice ass. But the girls, they have fine asses. They even had a 15 second shot of the President lady walking with the camera firmly stuck on her rear. I counted. But seriously, I counted the time after watching it a few times. Best. Episode. Ever. But really, there is a surprising amount of ass considering it's about trains and shit. At first, you might be thinking: "Train Wars Rail Wars? Man, this has to be... See full review

4/10 story
10/10 animation
7/10 sound
7/10 characters
7/10 overall

Alice in the Country of Hearts: Wonderful Wonder World

on Mar 24, 2015

Yet another DTAB Shitfest Story: "The fuck is going on?" and it's similiar profane questioning statements at whatever the fuck was going on appeared many times, as some kind of fuckery beyond my understanding went on before my eyes. As elevators go to different worlds (?), clocks and cages in a grandfather clock- I mean, a big... cloc- uh, what? Shit man, it made no fucking sense. But it goes to an amusement park (Childhood and being young and innocent until the circus because everybody knows circuses/Carnivale are evil) where shit happens, to a mansion or castle where shit occurs and to a... See full review

?/10 story
8/10 animation
5/10 sound
3/10 characters
2.5/10 overall

Mujaki no Rakuen

on Feb 2, 2015

A few things to get out of the way before we begin: 1. This was part of DTAB. 2. This was nominated by Brad. 3. Fuck you Brad. 4. Seriously, fuck you for picking this out of your loli fetish porn stash. 5. To the government watchdogs, I direct your attention to the guy who said we should watch this, and I quote without removing two names of people who watched this and far less sorrid shows about giant tits, milk squirting out of said tits and giant ass mammories that get sucked on for... See full review

1/10 story
5/10 animation
5/10 sound
1/10 characters
1/10 overall

Mask Of Zeguy

on Jan 25, 2015

Story: Let's say I didn't read the synopsis, or the back of the cover of the VHS box. Lets say I went in knowing that there was a mask of a guy called Ze-Guy, or The Guy, and judging by the front cover or poster image of this... thing, it's about a girl, a clearly evil hot chick in the background who pulls the strings and that is actually all I registered at first. Nothing else seemed important. Actual plots, it's about the Mask of Ze-Guy. And... it does stuff. Combined with the Heavenly Gates or "The Gates of Wind", which is a giant ass Shinto gate in the sky, it grants one immortal... See full review

3/10 story
5/10 animation
3/10 sound
2/10 characters
3/10 overall

The Devil is a Part-Timer!

on Dec 31, 2014

Story: A lord of evil, prince of darkness, Satan, dark overlord etc etc was the guy who made an entire world collectively crap their pants as he sent his forces of evil to kick ass and take names until their names were taken and kicked to the curb by the heroes. But, total but, he vamoosed with his second in command bro Azaziel in all but name (because his name is totally different) to Earth, where he becomes a grill jockey for MickyD's. If it were aiming for something more realistic, a guy of evil would be working for Taco Bell. And Burger McFlipsters is from a Canadian show, rendering it unusable. Point... See full review

8/10 story
7.5/10 animation
8/10 sound
8/10 characters
8/10 overall

D-Fragments

on Jul 19, 2014

Story: You know how much I- Stop, hold it. Hold it, stop the review. Cool. Think of this as a disclaimer from the editor, who is also the writer. To be frank, read the manga. Not just because it's longer, but because it's funnier, more entertaining and the anime cuts out some of the jokes and gags. For those who read it, it's just not as good as the manga but is still a good adaptation and has a few easter eggs to be found with a cameo or two. To those who haven't watched it, it will be entertaining with some pacing issues. Again, read the manga. Back to the review, paused for your... See full review

7.5/10 story
8.5/10 animation
7.5/10 sound
9/10 characters
8/10 overall

Garzey's Wing

on Jun 22, 2014

Story: I don't know what's worse: The plot, which is a confusing, exposition-filled mess that explains a whole bunch of nothing while failing to explain some of the important bits. Or the dialogue, which is some of the worst shit I've had the misfortune to listen to. So let's start with the plot. Nope, not explaining or defining the start because the show didn't do that. It just throws you right into the ocean and tells you to "swim bitch", where it only gets worse as it throws in jinboism and what can only be a combination of jive, slang, fantasy mumbo jumbo and second language english. I did... See full review

1.5/10 story
5/10 animation
10/10 sound
1/10 characters
1.5/10 overall

Mars of Destruction

on Jun 8, 2014

Story? So basically, a ship to Mars or from Mars that was from Earth is going to burn up in reentry into Earth's atmosphere but it actually explodes despite the subs or narration text saying it burned up. Then a bunch of years happened and these super martians come to earth or are already on earth and are ready to throw down, Bobby Flay style. Obviously, hot teenage chicks (That is wrong on two levels that I know of, the second one later) and a token harem guy are the only force that stands between the martians and making earth Mars 2. I think. Really, the plot is a jumbled mess and throws in a power... See full review

1.5/10 story
3/10 animation
3.5/10 sound
1/10 characters
1.5/10 overall