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Thrawn

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Kennel Tokorozawa

Mar 1, 2016

Story

This shit is about dog boners.  But I kid, it's only about a dog who wants to bone his totally legal age owner, if 17 is legal in Japan because I don't know what the legal age of... shit man, whatever it is in your country, it's probably... prob... Shit, what the fuck. The fuck is all this? I'll tell you what it is. It's just like the OVA.

I don't know what to tell you. I mean, just look at the cover. You see that shit? You would think she's like... 12 or something. 14? I don't know, but younger than she actually is. And that dog is probably older than her when you convert dog years to human years. And let me finally get to the plot, where I explain shit:

The dog wants to bone her.

Bam. Done. That is the plot: Bestiality, and know what? Everybody is fine with it! Every fucking ass person is fucking fine with a fucking dog fucking humping the fuck out of his fucking owner because fuck all of these fucking fucks.

God... this is just... man. I still don't even know. The more I think about it, the more down I get. The more exhausted I get. The more haunted I get. And I didn't even get to the love triangle, which is... yeah. You can tell that it's wrong from what went on in the previous paragraphs.

But before I forget, watch this on Youtube. There is a bonus Live Action video that is one of the most hilariously depressing things that can come out of this entire thing because let me tell you, I felt like a sack of shit for laughing. And ahead of time, it's an interview sort of thing so don't get your hopes up on it being some Live Action dog boners.

Dog boners and bestiality... this is one of DTAB's lowest moments.

Animation

It's... it's 90s shit man. Shit looks like shit in the 90s in most cases for OVAs. It's some ghetto ass quality in Youtube and merely adequate but I do give it props for some nice round female ass. Can't deny the ass. And an obligatory shoutout to dog boner, which is the boniest of dogs.

Sound

Heko Heko

Characters

FUCK. ALL OF THESE FUCKERS. This girl's friends are the worst pieces of fucking shit that ever walked on this sinful earth. Each and every one of her "friends" can fucking roll in a ditch. They promote and accept her dog's sexual advances to her, help out the dog, are complete voyeurs, sick fucks, complete assholes and commit acts of inhuman decency to her dog including shitting on the name "Sex Pistols".

And the dog... ohhhhh that fucker, that is one fucking shitfuck of a mutt. For his owner's kindness, he wants to repay her with his dick. It could have been some netorare shit all up in here in multiple points which would have actually made it worse. Kinda surprising given how repulsive most characters are. He may be honest in his feelings, but his feelings are putrid and rotten, full of scumbag douchebaggery that is only fueled by everybody elses' acceptance of their taboo "affair" that normal society would look shamefully down upon.

There is one nice guy, but he is looking after the girl because he thinks she is suicidal. Which I forgot to mention earlier: Suicide comes up a lot in this, and for good reason.

Overall

Nothing more needs to be said.

This has been another DTAB watch of questionable shit that you would never show to your family, friends or people you will see because they will judge you like a kangaroo court.

2/10 story
4/10 animation
9/10 sound
1.5/10 characters
2/10 overall

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SaintSheepy Aug 28, 2019

There are plenty of good looking OVA's I've seen in the 90's art/animation wise, only thing I disagree about with this review.

But I agree with the rest, who in the fuck thought this was a good anime to make? I only saw part of it and had to stop, I feel like I'll end up on a watch list or something for watching it. The only thing I can imagine is that the person behind this is a zoophile having an inner war with himself and created this as a construct out of his animal fucking being, he's a fucking loon who needs therapy, help, and to be locked up in a mental asylum, this anime is why those should still be in operation.

LinkSword Jul 5, 2017

Clearly, I missed a big event right here.