Thrawn

Rescue Me? More like Rescue Me From All These Boners, amirite?

Story?

Shit, you see that page image? That is your story: Soft white skin, boobs and the lack thereof in the flat-chested gal and all kinds of sexy boner action. I mean, titties a bouncin' and maid- aprons, sexy nude aprons with the optional panties because sometimes, you just need that all natural feel of the fabric on your crotch. The butt is always left out there.

Speaking of butts, this OVA lacks gratuitous ass shots. They could have added loads of butt shots with all the boob shots but they completely neglected that market despite tapping into a dozen fetishes in half an hour of boners. That is pure discrimination right there! You can't diss the ass maaaaaan. But I do give it props for not being... evasive or anything short of blatant in how MC lets loose for 3 guys worth. Dude is like in a hentai. Except it is pretty much hentai all but in name.

The actual plot of the guy's parents going overseas and leaving him to fend for himself is legit, that always happens to kids in Japan. Then 1 minute in, he walks in on a sexy girl in an apron cooking dinner or whatevs. She's a student at his school. His parents got her to watch over his nuts. It's stupid, but it is hentai and any sembalance of plot is there to get to the titties faster. The plot goes on to showcase how this guy gets all the bitches while his bro is left with Rosie and her five sisters.

But all the bitches don't all want MC's nuts, as the last one wants it for a totally different and not at all creepy reason because it actually is still pretty boners.

Basically, boners. Even fits in a beach episode.

Animation

The animation is fine and all and Demon MC has great animation but there's just so many flat-chested girls. I prefer my titties big, but there was just so many of them! It needed more big bazongas and some booty action. Asses be smacked more than once, jiggling of the glutes and some fine roundness of the nethers. But I will give it points for the finishes. He has horse blood in him.

Sound

There are voices and people talk. I think there is music because OVAs generally have music. Demon MC has a good voice.

Characters

Demon Haru (Or Demon MC) is absolutely great. Total sex fiend and makes the women all slaves to his balls. Forces them to write the declaration of dickadependance with his John Hancock.

Well... you got titties, student who is all perfect and wants his nuts. No Titties, student who wants his nuts and knows that her lack of a chest can't wrap around his shaft. Sister... Aunt... but still younger than him? It's really confusing but she's a loli twin-tailed younger sister aunt incestual relation thingamajig which is like a half dozen fetishes just for her existence. Fourth is all for the loli aunt sister gal but will totally go with MC because he gets all the honeys.

Overall

All boners and no substance. And when I rewatched it, it was twice in one day. In a row.

That's what they were there for, that was the plan, to give you a boner. And you got one.

Rewatch for Daily Anime Marathon Club But Actually Rewatched Twice In A Row