Story: I'm a pretty classy guy and I've seen some real classy shit, and Iron Virgin Jun is as classy as a guy about to rape a girl with a spider dildo strapped to his crotch. Yes. Spider dildo. It makes sense in context and by that I mean that no one in their right mind would strap some animal/aviarian/reptile/insect-themed dildo to their crotch and rape an innocent women unless they're mentally deranged and clearly insane or a member of the Cherry Boys Gang (I'm not making shit up), as seen in this OVA.
I just had to get that out of the way. The actual plot runs along the theme of rape because this girl, Jun, she's on the run because she doesn't want to marry some rich dunce who probably can't fap on his own or simply a chosen suitor from some rich family who doesn't share her views on wrestling. So she goes on the run and her masculine as all hell mother decides that to get her back, she needs to be subdued. Of the rape kind. Her mother posts a bounty on that ass and enlists the Cherry Boy Gang to rape her into- that's kind of a blur now but I think every villain had the same thought process.
The story is pretty bad and I don't just mean from the overall theme above. It also features some "twists", including a terrible one before the credits roll. The twist twists the knife even further into the bloody corpse and further ensures that it'll be a closed coffin funeral. No way in hell would anybody watch it for the plot.
I'm trying to think of a positive but I'm kind of drawing a blank. Maybe including creative dildos or some manly women, having a manly woman operate out of some porn hub... it wasn't particularly funny and the plot was horrendously bile worthy, script nothing to write home about etc etc.
Animation: The women here can benchpress hundreds of pounds and are pretty manly, except the mother looks more man than woman and weighs about 5 of her husbands and has 10x the muscle and testosterone. Jun isn't that far behind as she takes after her mother in muscle density but less of her manly bulk and manly facial features. It's kinda disturbing, except the mother goes into full-on nightmare when you think how that skinny little father with the pre-mature white hair had to go down on that, but the other way around.
And because I must, all the creative animal kingdom/machine dildos. And by machine I mean a spinning drill dick. That explains itself.
The animation ranges from alright to crap but the all-rape network on those cameras didn't do the animation much justice.
Sound: EP, pretty good. Everything else? Not as good. And the dub, not too shabby but below average and the ending conversation is so, so terrible. I've heard worse so it's the middle of the road but still has it's moments on unintentional comedy.
Characters: Lets recap: Drill dick, Spider dick, manly mother who is more buff than a body builder, Jun who is a bit manly but pretty muscular with more muscle than fat... and now we have Swan dick- Duck dick, I mean. Totally different. And I fear to list any more dicks because that might spoil some of it. And if a good percentage (15%-20% or above) characters are known for what type of junk they have, you know the show isn't about the characters. Most are repulsive bastards, the few that aren't are merely alright. You don't care about them, you don't really want to care, you don't get much about them (OVA, 41 minutes, I can excuse deepening backgrounds) and really, I can give a point out for a guy who has a spinning drill dildo.
Overall: I had a tendancy to switch between dick and dildo but you get the picture. Hopefully not because it'll linger as it spins a bore into your brain. And the OVA overall, garbage. Hardly anything redeemable and I even wonder why I decided to give it a 3, so I cut it down another half point because it's repulsive drivel. Really 2.5 or 2 but flipped a coin and it's 2.5. But creative strap-ons by a gang called The Cherry Boys Gang, manly women who can outman men, some real stupid developments and come on, drill dick. Haven't seen shit like that since Dead Leaves a few days ago.
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