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Many people have strong prejudice against mecha genre. It is supposedly shallow, cliche, boring and pointless. And despite how much it pains to me say it (since I actually like mecha genre)  - Kurogane no Linebarrel is the prime example of how pathetic mecha anime can get.

Story - 4/10

 Have you ever wondered how it would feel to get hit in the face with random, falling, giant robot? Well the main character can experience it first hand, since this is how the whole mess starts. A random, weak  guy suddenly gets killed by falling mecha, and since the hot chick piloting it feels guilty, she resurrects him by merging his life with the robot. Which obviously makes him the new pilot.  This premise sounds  like crap, but it actually is great, for a single reason - what do you suppose would happen if weak, bullied guy suddenly get immense power? That's right folks, he gets cocky, and starts dealing "his justice". He rampages, he goes berserk, he forces his own sense of what's right on everyone around him. For a moment I recollected Bokurano, where fighting in the middle of the city actually did cause some major damage. Yeah, this show should be awesome... unfortunately it all ends at ep 4.

 Yup, first 4 eps is just a crafty illusion, that makes you believe this show has potential for greatness. Once it's broken we are left with "Rookie pilot fighting agains evil invaders to protect, not to kill" kind of story. And so we have the secret organisation, that fights the invaders. Our hero gets carried away all the time, and is weak , but of course he have the greatest "anti-mecha-ultimate-asskicking-machine" so everyone spoils him. Then there are enemies  - a bunch of humans collaborating with the aliens, for some usual, uninteresting reasons. There is a last try to revive the show around ep 13-14, with unexpected twist. But  it soon gets back on his track towards nonsense.

But our dear producers from Gonzo didn't leave at that. That would let the show be just mediocre - to achieve true failure, they needed to add something else. And that last component was the most obvious one - pointless fanservice. Yeah, our hero gets himself a nice harem of busty beauties  topped with a loli tsundere. And thanks to that they didn't need to try some weak stuff like "good execution of weak story", because they could just add beach episode and forget about the story.

Animation 6/10

Well... Some people says that it's "unique", i'ds say it's simply bad. The mecha designs, while certainly original, are really unappealing. The only machina I liked was the Vardant, thx to it's wings. Character designs are way too different from the CG employed for mechas, to a point that they don't seem to fit at all.  This type of drawing style could work if the robots looked like the ones from TTGL. Unfortunately they didn't. Despite it's flaws the animation manages to deliver on several occasions, hence 6 should be good enough score.

Sound - 8/10

I liked the opening a lot, it's really catchy. The music is done well, and voice acting stuff includes some of the top seiyus out there. Good job on that part.

Character - 3/10

 I still don't understand why they change a total win character into total loser. Kouichi have potential to be the one of the most bad-ass anti-heros in the whole genre. Instead he joins the large crowd of pathetic, nonsense spouting and completely typical heroes. He is the type of guy that first shouts that he will protect everyone, than gets smacked bad and go into self pity, after which he snaps and go berserk and in the end he suddenly happens to be the strongest and get the job done. If this show was a parody, such a character could work. But this show  isn't a parody...unfortunately.

I excuse myself from portraying the rest of the cast, since they are so flat and shallow, that it just makes me sad. It looks to me as if producers bothered only to design characters as how they act now, but completely neglected giving them some real motivations , and some growth. Unless we call "using robot better" a  sign of character growing...

Overall  - 4/10

Errr... if you find pleasure in pain then be my guest, and go watch it. If not, than better give up this title. Or if you really feel like you need to watch it, then watch ep 1-4, and 13-14 - you will get the best parts of the show, without having to sit through the terrible rest.

4/10 story
6/10 animation
8/10 sound
3/10 characters
4/10 overall

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joxmar Jun 5, 2012

I've just started watching the series, I'm currently on chapter 2 and I'm already whishing "could someone please shoot Kouichi Hayase in da face?" so annoying

azanimefan Apr 30, 2011

spot on with the review.  just got done watching this pile of crap... oh god how horrible and cliche could this mess be.  you're right, this show was more original when the sociopathic lead was slaughtering the people he was trying to protect in a fit of rage (eps 2-4)... any sane adult would have had him executed so someone less unbalanced could drive the mech.  But instead the lunatic president saw something of himself in the genocidal sociopath, and decides to give the moron free reign.  If that was the only bad part of this anime i almost could forgive it.  Unfortunately the "plot twists" at the end made this mess completely irredeemable.

2/5 or 4/10... either way this was breathtakingly bad.

Sorrior May 26, 2010

@RDB it reminds you of fafner cause it's the same guy he also did the art for gundam seed seed destiny heroic age and so on. H egts ALOT of work these days.

Now as for the review i gotta say i disagree i simply LOVED this show watched it all in one go aside from a trip to mcdonalds to get 12-18 double cheesburgers(to last me the day) and i gotta say this is definitely one of my fav series and i cannot wait for the next dvd release just to have it all on dvd. But we all have our own way of doing things and tatses so ya know if you didn't like it that's your affair.

RDB Dec 4, 2009

I have to agree on you with most of this.  Personally I have only seen up to episode 5 and will soon be watching the rest, however as you said as soon as episode 4 ends it turns into the same old story.

Teenage boy is the only one who can pilot super-mega-awesome giant robot and fights to kick the crap out of *insert bad guy* in order to protect *insert random person(s) he loves*

Where I don't agree with you is the ability for the charater to have been something greater based off his actions from the start.  I could not stand him in the slightest.  He was cocky, arrogant and just downright insane at some points and a complete idiot about how he dealt with the people and things around him.  While I know that the writers intentionally made him seem this way in order to show the sharp differences between his "idiot" self and the one after episode 4 that smartens his ass up; I would have very much liked to see his character start off on a far more darker tone.  All the nonsense of forcing his own justice upon others reminded me instantly of death note and I believe that if his character was developed the same way as light from the start he could have truly turned into the dark ant-hero we were looking for.  As it stands right now though it looks like it will just be another generic filler anime and after thought. 

Just a side note on the animation, the character designs reminded me a hell of a lot of fafner and some of the explosive effects were very well done but I agree that the transitions between cg and animation could have been done better.

Great job on the Review.