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Puzzle

  • Fluffy Unicorn Heavy Assault Cavalry Eastern Command Centre
  • Joined Apr 5, 2011
  • 20 / M

So you think you had a hard childhood? Well Flick you, its got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my dad. My only friend till I was 10 was this asshole prick next store who was always beating the crap out of me and telling me I wasn’t worth anyhting. Its not even like I had a choice, the town had something like 9 people living in it, I kid you not. My entire adolescence was just moving around from place trying to get along with people who didn’t even want me. You think that’s the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought I could help him get laid. The only perk was that I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet. But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple that I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples that are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each other’s sentences? Yeah they were complete creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the hell up. Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokemon master.

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AlistairVII says...

I see your 4chan, and raise you one yumiero patissiere.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfngefORgO1qa8z4qo1_500.png

 

Check this out also, it airs this year and strikes me as something you'd like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi6xpn2fc3c

Apr 23, 2011
Akugetzu says...

<3 you too!

Apr 8, 2011
AlistairVII says...

Sailor Nathan (Y)

Apr 7, 2011