Well, here we go... I'm April. I'm 26 and I live in dusty little corner of Kansas. I have a job but my profession isn't really spectacular enough to share with anyone. I'm not super talented and no one else really thinks I'm as funny as I do, but I'm pretty sure that's the case for most people. I have a cat, a rat and a puppy that pretty much have the same effect on my life as having a newborn baby. I'm gay, and I'm very lucky to have the partner I have. The internet is a luxury, and I can't always afford it... so I try to get in as much new anime/hentai as I can while it's connected. Thanks for reading my bio, and no, you can never get that 2 minutes back. It's mine forever.