NickSama

"The phrase i hate the most is hard work and my second most hated is work hard" - Joseph Joestar

"Well,at first i thought thad i'd slipped and fell in the rain.Then i noticed that blood was gushing from my stomach and leg...so i realized..."Oh i've been shot.""- Shizuo Heiwajima

"What are we supposed to do with a toothpick?It can't even remove the squid stuck between my teeth...Hey i got it.It's actually useful!Thanks old geezer!Like i'm actually going to say that!Die you damn old fart!Choke on some squid and die!" - Gintoki Sakata

"We are Pirates!I Love Heroes but...i don't wanna be one!Do you Know what Heroes are?Say there is a chunk of meat.Pirates will have a banquet and eat it.But Heroes will share it with other people.I Want All the Meat!" - Monkey D.Luffy

"Come on,I'm not carrying anything metal.Is It Responding to my Iron Will?" - Sakata Gintoki