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Marceus

  • Vancouver, Canada
  • Joined Apr 25, 2011
  • 23 / M

The Room

Oct 4, 2011

It was my morbid curiousity that led me to watch this thing after seeing that travesty known as 'Human Zoo'. I feel ripped off for spending five valuable minutes when I could have been doing something better... like staring at the wall. I apologize in advance for the horrible references... This review didn't deserve much thought anyway.

Story:

Haha what a story mark... no, no there was no story. I'm sure Kuri intended for there to be some deep and profound meaning behind all the chaos and ugliness, but I sure as hell couldn't see it...

Animation:

No, it's not true, it's bullshit... I'm gonna be honest... it looked like five year olds did the drawings for it. Now, I don't know all the production details (I could probably look that shit up but I'm lazy) but even for some low budget self made short... it was bad...

Sound:

Forget about it don't even ask... so how's your sex life? No, I don't remember anything about the sound... except that it was awful.

Characters:

You are lying there are no characters! They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise and I don't care anymore...

Overall:

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART YOJI!!!


0.5/10 story
1/10 animation
1/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
1/10 overall

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Joonasu says...

I would watch the shit out of an actual The Room anime.

Feb 12, 2013
IndependentSK says...

Haha that was a great review. Anyway, how's your sex life?

Aug 21, 2012
SadisticTendencies says...

Tommy Wiseau references and Yoji Kuri bashing? Why, in all honesty, I am quite impressed! Keep them coming!

Nov 10, 2011