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  • Vancouver, Canada
  • Joined Apr 25, 2011
  • 24 / M

The Room

It was my morbid curiousity that led me to watch this thing after seeing that travesty known as 'Human Zoo'. I feel ripped off for spending five valuable minutes when I could have been doing something better... like staring at the wall. I apologize in advance for the horrible references... This review didn't deserve much thought anyway.


Haha what a story mark... no, no there was no story. I'm sure Kuri intended for there to be some deep and profound meaning behind all the chaos and ugliness, but I sure as hell couldn't see it...


No, it's not true, it's bullshit... I'm gonna be honest... it looked like five year olds did the drawings for it. Now, I don't know all the production details (I could probably look that shit up but I'm lazy) but even for some low budget self made short... it was bad...


Forget about it don't even ask... so how's your sex life? No, I don't remember anything about the sound... except that it was awful.


You are lying there are no characters! They betrayed me, they didn't keep their promise and I don't care anymore...



0.5/10 story
1/10 animation
1/10 sound
0.5/10 characters
1/10 overall

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Joonasu says...

I would watch the shit out of an actual The Room anime.

Feb 12, 2013
IndependentSK says...

Haha that was a great review. Anyway, how's your sex life?

Aug 21, 2012
SadisticTendencies says...

Tommy Wiseau references and Yoji Kuri bashing? Why, in all honesty, I am quite impressed! Keep them coming!

Nov 10, 2011