Destiny. Goes by Mallow. 28. Married. Ohio. Social anxiety like a motherfucker. Hermits United, it's great fun for a hermit. Self-proclaimed Queen of the Geeks.
Professional fangirl and shipper. Lannister. Whovian. Supernaturalist. Destiel. Nostalgiaphile. Sith Lord. Vault Hunter.
MC Chris. Yamapi. Amanda Palmer. The Pretty Reckless. Laura Shay. Elvis Presley. Blue October. Neil Gaiman. Tolkien. Anime. LotR. D&D. The Fifth Element. Ergo Proxy. Shingeki no Kyojin. Proposal Daisakusen. True Blood. Castle. Bones. The Vampire Diaries. Once Upon a Time. Regular Show. Adventure Time. Retro Gaming. Kingdom Hearts. Final Fantasy. Phantasy Star IV. Illusion of Gaia. Borderlands. Secret of Mana.
I married my best friend and high-school sweetheart. He's quit literally the best thng that's ever happened to me. I don't think I could survive this long without him. Every moment of every day of my life is better because he's in it. He's sweet and patient and kind and wonderful. He's gorgeous and amazing.
Tumblr feminists and SJWs annoy me more than anything pretty much anywhere. I will say things that will offend you, I am sure of this. So if you are easily offended, do not follow me. I refuse to be politically correct. I will not tag trigger warnings. I hate the easily offended. I enjoy being a wife. I enjoy sandwich and kitchen jokes. I am pro-choice. And I also hate One Direction, insestual ships, and Naruske.