5 stars - A kick in the balls, emotionally.
4.5 stars - It tugged at my heart strings.
4 stars - A solid story that kept me wanting to always watch the next episode.
3.5 stars - I liked it but something in the story irked me and I could not fully appreciate the rest of it as a result.
3 stars - Entertaining.
2.5 stars - Bland.
2 stars - Boring.
1.5 stars - I disliked it so much it annoyed me.
1 stars - Not trash, but not much better.
0.5 - Trash.