Just a random 20-something guy who used to be way into anime as a teenager. Secret: I still love me an anime or two ;)
-Update- As of 2016, I have spent some time (about a month and a half) in Japan and plan on going back as soon as I get the chance.
I do speak Japanese, but you can still call me "fucking weeb" if that can help boost your ego.
Also, remember to always watch anime in moderation. I got you warned.