Kikron

My name is Susej. I am the Son of Dog. I have achieved many thing in my life (all 2010 years of it).

I can turn water into wine, I can walk on both water and wine, I gave Franco Jefirelli his Career allowing him to portrey me in his films.But my most prestigious achievements are the lesser known ones.

I have been ressurected 5 times already (1 in public, 4 in private),

The (not so popular) show "Pinky and the Brain" is losely based on one of my past life as Sponge,

I'm the one who threw the apple at Newton's Head,

I was Einstein's private Tutor,

I'm the one who forged the allience between Ancient Greeks, Martians and Pigeons for Intergalactic Domination (I'm also the one who called it off) (Martians and Pigeons still work together though ~.~ ),

I hold the current world record in "Most Tanks Destroyed with bare Hands while simultaneously playing Halo 1 & 2 & 3 on legendary". When I finished all 3 games (approximately 17,4 minutes later) I had Destroyed 69 tanks.

Also, I have blessed Chuck Norris never to go bald on the Chin.

(btw, real name is Nick ^.~       Yoroshukou!)