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Facts About Me: I am a tad bit insane and the word 'grounded' has never even been considered in a description of me. Spontaneous I am, dull moments have I not. I have an unhealthy obsession with cutting things open and ripping things apart. My chapstick goes everywhere with me for I am nothing without it. I happen to be the most perverted person I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. I'm bored of writing facts about myself.

Six Truths of Life: 1) You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2) All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3) The first truth is a lie. 4) You're smiling now cause you are an idiot. 5) You will soon send this to another idiot. 6) There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Oh oh, wanna hear somethin' funny? Ok, I thought so.

"The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both."