Unknown person: Yo.
Journalist: What's your name??
Unknown person: Andrius.
Journalist: Where are u from, Andrius??
Andrius: Vilnius / Telšiai, Lithuania. I travel a lot..
Journalist: And how old are u?
Andrius: Eto, let me think... Ahh, im 23.
Journalist makes a funny face, but he gets himself together in no time..
Journalist: What are u doing for living?
Andrius: Nothing much.. Im Medical Physics student at Vilnius University. Second year of master studies. I hate studying... It takes too much time and energy..
Andrius looks at Journalist with EVIL smile... The guy starts shaking..
Andrius: Wait, wait.. Im joking, m8!!
Journalist: Ok, ok, but it was really scary (laughs). Do u have any activities for your free time??
Andrius: Yeah. I am quite a gamer, u know, lots of computer games... Sitting by my PC and clicking all over the place.. Oh, and i like anime very much.. Some Action and Seinen.. And Romance too. Don't know why but im like that. Romance dai ski!! (roars and then smiles). Yes... Im interested in music. U wont believe but i can play too. Saxaphone, u know, the curvy one.....
Suddenly, telephone starts ringing some perverted melody...
Journalist: Ohhhh, I'm really sorry... It'll take just a sec... Its my wife (whispers)... Hello, honey... What???!! Our house is on fire???!!!! And pops is still inside???!!! OMG!!! Im sorry GanGasaz, ohh, Andrius, ive got to go.. Some kind of emergency... Could u give me some contacts of yours or something?
Andrius: Ok, that was short interview... U can get to me by Skype: gangasaz or e-mail [email protected] .
Andrius: Take care, then...
Journalist gets into starting position and bursts into high speed... The wind, created by that monstrous speed, blows away the smoke, which were rising from half-smoked cigarette between Andrius' fingers....
This was a half-real conversation between me and some journalist... ;)