
The Etue Contract of Equal Opportunity Wishes
Agreement:
By accepting this contract you are obligated to serve the greater good till death. After the terms contract has been fulfilled the contracted is granted one wish that is within reasonable possibility. By accepting this contract you will become a magical girl, who is entitled to fight that which the contractor specifies. The contractor is not obligated to fully inform the contracted on the status of their well being and their eventual goal. The contracted is not to question the contractor under any circumstance. The contractor is to be informed of any irragularities and any exchanges of information happening between the contracted and a third party if these exchanges are covered under what the this contract is related to. After the contract has been made it can not be abolished, be advised.
When signing this contract:
Health coverage:
The contracted shall not fall ill after the contract has been made, any physical damage will be restorable over time as long as the contracted is still alive. Upon death the contracted shall not receive burial costs nor shall they be relayed to family as their body is lost. Turning into a witch falls under occupational hazards.
Occupational hazards
* Do not copy or redistribute this contract to any party. Any attempts at stopping a possible contracted being contracted will be retaliated against with force. There is a possibility that your wish is not fulfilled in the manner that you deem appropriate, wishes cannot be regranted, magical powers might come with delay, if this happens to you please wait till your next life to contract us again.
Oh, are you the delivery man? Sure, I'll sign.
*signs*
Wait a second, somethings wrong here.
*reads the contract*
What have I done...
Fine, I lost my dignity long ago...
*Signs contract.*
I will Sign....*scribbles a blank signature*
Okay, this has been bugging me since the day I joined the forums! I've wanted to sign this... I want to... I have to!
*Signs*
Hmm... a wish... I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for ;)
I just saw this...
I'll sign.
One wish, eh? I'm not really after the wish. Being a Mahou Shoujo itself would be cool. I know the consequences.
Because, you know, if you're gonna take in a curse, that curse should be your ultimate goal---and that the consequences are but bonus features.
But fine, I wish I had a ten-foot burrito.