Drahken

Quotes from The Wise Ass:

• What is the sound of one hoof clopping?
• People who live in glass houses, should close the friggin curtains!
• If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it use LifeAlert?
• You can lead a horse to water, but you can't prevent him from peeing in it.
• If you can't get mohamed to the mountain, dump his body in the valley instead.
• You can't smell the forest through the sneeze.
• If you give a man a fish he will stink for a day, but if you teach a man to fish he will stink for a lifetime.
• The Rolling Stones gather Kate Moss.
• It ain't over till the fat lady sits on you.
• Playing it low-key in a house with high locks makes opening doors very difficult.
• Grammar nazis hate "j00"s.
• You can lead a moron to conclusions, but you can't make him think.
• When eggs get laid, do they wear condoms?
• Cream always rises to the top .....just like pondscum.
• Having sex in the desert is like eating hotdogs on the beach, you always wind up with sand in your buns.
• Why is it that having some awe makes something great, while being full of awe makes something terrible?
• The "best turd ever!" ....is still a piece of sh~.
• Wise Asses have ample Wise Cracks.
• Like a spider-web on a fly-swatter.

• Yo meme is so old, it was written in hieroglyphs!
• Yo meme is so fat, it fills four image boards!
• Yo meme is so skinny, people wonder whether it's a capital "i" or a lowercase "L"!
• Yo meme is so dumb, even myspace said "you're too dumb for us"!
• Yo meme is so slutty, it sends twats instead of tweets!
• Yo meme is so white, you have to hit CTRL+A to see it!
• Yo meme is so old, it calls the gopher protocol a whippersnapper!
• Yo meme is so blind, it needs a seeing ASCII dog!