Drahken

Quotes from The Wise Ass:

• What is the sound of one hoof clopping?
• People who live in glass houses, should close the friggin curtains!
• If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it use LifeAlert?
• You can lead a horse to water, but you can't prevent him from peeing in it.
• If you can't get mohamed to the mountain, dump his body in the valley instead.
• You can't smell the forest through the sneeze.
• If you give a man a fish he will stink for a day, but if you teach a man to fish he will stink for a lifetime.
• The Rolling Stones gather Kate Moss.
• It ain't over till the fat lady sits on you.
• Playing it low-key in a house with high locks makes opening doors very difficult.