
Quotes from The Wise Ass:
- What is the sound of one hoof clopping?
- People who live in glass houses, should close the friggin curtains!
- If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it use LifeAlert?
- You can lead a horse to water, but you can't prevent him from peeing in it.
- If you can't get mohamed to the mountain, dump his body in the valley instead.
- You can't smell the forest through the sneeze.
- If you give a man a fish he will stink for a day, but if you teach a man to fish he will stink for a lifetime.
- The Rolling Stones gather Kate Moss.
- It ain't over till the fat lady sits on you.
- Playing it low-key in a house with high locks makes opening doors very difficult.
- Grammar nazis hate "j00"s.
- You can lead a moron to conclusions, but you can't make him think.
- When eggs get laid, do they wear condoms?
- Cream always rises to the top .....just like pondscum.
- Having sex in the desert is like eating hotdogs on the beach, you always wind up with sand in your buns.
- Why is it that having some awe makes something great, while being full of awe makes something terrible?
- The "best turd ever!" ....is still a piece of sh~.
- Wise Asses have ample Wise Cracks.
- Like a spider-web on a fly-swatter.
- Yo meme is so old, it was written in hieroglyphs!
- Yo meme is so fat, it fills four image boards!
- Yo meme is so skinny, people wonder whether it's a capital "i" or a lowercase "L"!
- Yo meme is so dumb, even myspace said "you're too dumb for us"!
- Yo meme is so slutty, it sends twats instead of tweets!
- Yo meme is so white, you have to hit CTRL+A to see it!
- Yo meme is so old, it calls the gopher protocol a whippersnapper!
- Yo meme is so blind, it needs a seeing ASCII dog!
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Konnichiwa!
What can I say? Once I get started I don't stop at 1 or 2 episodes. I haven't completed the list yet, I think I stopped at N. I was never the type of person who could sit and watch half hour sitcoms, some hour shows I would record an entire season then sit down and watch them all at once.
When I was younger I would go grocery shopping with mom and head straight to the Comic and Book section, pick out what I wanted to buy and start reading something else. I read many books that way and that's after I went through local library and read every thing of interest. At one point I had so many books underneath my full sized bed that it no longer touched the floor. Then my Stepfather decided it was time for a yardsale when I was away for a few weeks and what wasn't sold was thrown away. Manga does look interesting, but if I get started on that I may not be able to stop. :-)
I do intend to spend some time here and check out your reviews. There does seem to be a lot of info on anime series at AP. I was surprised at some stuff I didn't know existed. I would also like to say Thank You again for taking the time to chat and Welcoming me to the AP community.
Thanks, Hellion