Dario97

Dario answers questions about ATTH !

So, i sended some of my old/young/immortal friends links to my ATTH story. They read this 6 chaps and they were asking many question (smart/stupid/weird). I post some of them here with my answers. It's not gonna be normal, because some question are, so stupid that even i had problems with answering them.

BTW. If someone's gonna copy my story, i'm gonna rape his daughter on his grave or simply kill him. That's all. Have fun with reading this. It's a translation btw.

Interview between storywriter: Dario97 and his friends from Skype (i changed their nicknames, so nobody will recognize them)

Ugly-sama: What are you using writing every chapter ? Drugs, alcohol or maybe hentai photos ?

Dario97: Well, i would like to have this stuff xD I'm drinking coffee or cappucino. Also i'm listening over and over again to Dir En Grey "Repetition of Hatred" or to Shadows Fall "Fire From The Sky". Sometimes i'm also annoying someone, by singing. It's kinda normal.

Capten Blejk: Who the fuck is Billy Hoyle ?

Dario97: Well, even i don't know. I think it's man who annoyed Chuck Norris and then ended dead in a dumbster. For real it's a character from movie White Man Can't Jump. It's a comedy about basketball. This movie has awesome conversation's and story. Everyone must watch it at least once.

My real nee-sama: Why your story has rip-offs from Animes ?

Dario97: Well, it doesn't have rip-offs. Animes are rip-offs of my story. Remember manga called Bleach ? i created it first chapter. In that chapter Zangetsu was a tree and Ichigo was sun. There were evil creatures called Teletubbies, that tried to destroy them. I wanted to post that chapter, but then Tite KUBO stollen my idea. I never gonna forgive him. Soon the world will know, that i was creator of this story.

Konichi-san: Why did you even start to write this thing ?

Dario97: Because i didn't found any other way to waste my life.

Beautiful urusai chibi-pig aniki: I read your 6 chaps and i saw, that characters forgot about rescue for Capten Blejk. Why ?

Dario97: Well, they didn't forgot. This rescue event is very important to the plot. It's gonna be very interesting. Just wait.

Scary like Tsunade: Why your book is called A Tribute To Hentai ? There isn't anything about "those" things.

Dario97: Well, please ask ChikoritaBH. I don't know the reason. It's just really stupid and simply match the value of this book xD

Beautiful urusai chibi-pig aniki: Is there any characters in this book, that exist in the real world ?

Dario97: Yes. Everyone exist in the real world. Even Chuck Norris. Well, the characters are me, Chikorita and my friends from school, but they just have other names like Butter With Dynamite. He's my friend from football trainings.

Capten Blejk: I'm gonna sue you for putting me in your book. I don't wanna be there. If this book gonna be crap, I'm gonna fucking kill you !

Dario97: Hmmm. STFU. You can't sue me. There will be only one person, who gonna sue me for putting his character in this book. And it's gonna be... Chuck Norris !

My real nee-sama: I really enjoyed those chaps, but for real, there is no way that normal man, could create something like this !

Dario97: Yes, when i don't kill people I write this chaps. So, you can call me not normal xD

Konichi-san: Will be there anything serious in this book ?

Dario97: Yes. There will be your mom, playing failed abortion hahaha xD

Ugly-sama: If this book, become a great success. What you gonna do ?

Dario97: Write 50 more. Also i'm gonna start a death metal band and kill my enemies. It's kinda normal right ? right ?

Konichi-san: I don't want be a character in your story. Could you not put me in it ?

Dario97: Sorry, nee-san, i mean aniki, but you gonna be a character in this book. Everyone will hate you too. You gonna be villain.

Ugly-sama: Does your coffee or cappucino have some toxic waste in it ?

Dario97: I think this interview, becomes more stupid with every question. I don't know. Maybe, my dog Sammy The Brave pissed there. I don't really care.

Scary like Tsunade: Could you say, how this book gonna end.

Dario97: The first hobbit gonna be born. Also Chuck's gonna cry. This tears gonna heal the world. For real i don't gonna tell you, even if you gonna kill me at school. I'm not afraid of you. I was training for our fight. The world will tremble, when this fight gonna start. My psychic powers are more powerful, than yours !

Capten Blejk: I wanted ask you one question, before i kill you. Why for fuck sake i was captured ? I'm too cool to be captured !

Dario97: Well you are cool at annoying people !

Capten Blejk left the conversation

Ugly-sama: Will there be any drama or romance events in this book ?

Dario97: No fucking way ! All main characters are male. WTF ? Go away pervert sama !

Ugly-sama left the conversation

My real nee-sama: You gonna do sequel ?

Dario97: No, but I'm gonna ask guys from Sunrise, if they would like to do anime from it

Beautiful urusai chibi-pig aniki: If this book gonna be released, how much will it cost ?

Dario97: I think, that not much. This doesn't depend on my decision. I would like 1 eurodollar from it, but knowing how people are greedy this days, it gonna probably be 10 euro.