Chapter 13: The Great Showdown !
- Keep running Chiki !
- I'm running can't you see ?
- Yes, but we must hurry
- Are you really, so determinated to save my harem ?
- No ! We must find the one ring, before this Uchichafucker !
- Is, that so ?
- Then, go find this ring by yourself. I quit
- But, why ?
- I'm not gonna take competition in some lame race about some fictional ring !
- Okay, so go fuck yourself
- Yes, i will !
They split up. Chiki went to left side of island, hopping of finding his harem and Katsura, while Dario headed to the dark forest.
Man i can't see damn thing in this place. Go Fire from the sky WAIT ! If i do this jutsu, then this island will drown. Hmmm, go Fireball jutsu ! A giant fireball hit a tree. It felt down starting a big fire.
What the fuck ? The whole forest is burning. I though, that trees can't burn ! HELP ! Someone call for firetruck !!! I don't know any water jutsus ! Dario started to running from the forest, when he hit some person.
- What are you doing ? Run quickly !
Dario looked at the person. He was very big and had mask on his face. Also, he weared Deicide t-shirt. He had a giant axe in his right hand. The darkest aura was floating around him. It was him. The one, that died thousand years ago, unleashing Middle-earth from tyranny. Sauron itself. Dario looked at his left hand. There was a ring, but not so normal ring. It was, that ring to rule them all ! Sauron tried to kill Dario with slash attack, but Dario blocked it and kicked him in the face. The mask crumble and Dario saw Sauron face. He couldn't believed what he saw. It was Weedy Alien, known director of many box-office movies.
- Weedy, but how in the fuck ?
A scary voice said:
- Yes, i'm Weedy Alien. So, what ?
- I'm your biggest fan. Can you give me your autograph ?
- Yes, sure. WAIT ! This script says, that we must fight, until one of us will die
- Don't bother this thing. It's just writer stupidness. Now can you write on this paper your full name, please ?
Sauron took paper and wrote: Weedy Alien. Dario started staring at watch.
- Why, are you looking at your watch ?
- Ah, that thing ? Because, i'm Kira
Sauron suddenly took his axe and cut his own head ! Dario started his horrifying laugh. Mwahahaha i killed Sauron. Now give me this ring. Dario went to Sauron's corpses and started to pulling off the ring. What the fuck ? Why it isn't coming out ? Ahh screw this. Dario cut off Sauron's finger with ring and hide it in his pocket. He suddenly looked at his old photo with actor Weasley Snipes. Man, when you gonna escape from this jail ? - Dario asked himself. Ohh i almost forgot. The whole fuckin' forest is burning to ashes. I must run ! He started to running, when something hit him with a rock. Later, he woke up in some cave. There were many girls around there looking at their rings. Dario was pretending, that he sleeps, when he heard a conversation:
- So, Akeno is this the ring, which you wanted to have ?
- Yes, i'm gonna use it as a furniture for my new house layout.
- But, rings have nothing to do with house layouts - said other girl
- Well, if you really wanna know, i want to give it to Chikorita as a gift
- WHAAT THE FUCK ? - screamed rising from the ground Dario
Girls jumped scared and took their swords.
- You're alive ? - asked red-hair girl
- Yes, i am and now if you are a good girl, give me this ring back !
- NO ! It is a present for very important person
- Really ? ChikoritaBH ? He doesn't want this ring !
- What ? You know Chiki ?
- Yes, because i came with him to this island. He went to rescue his harem
- But, we are his gothic harem. Where is he now ?
- How can i know ? We split up. He went to the left side of island, while i went to forest looking for this ring !
- Well, if you're Chiki friend, then you will live
- What do you mean that i will live ? And who are you people anyway ?
- I'm Rias Gremory. This little cute girl with white hair is Koneko. And this beauty is Akito. We're looking for Mei Misaki. Did you saw her ?
- I'm Daimaou, but you can call me Dario. I didn't saw any Mei, when walking to the forest. Where are you going now ? I heard, that Sasuke is looking for this ring too.
- Well, Sasuke is a bitch. He captured us, but we escaped. He thinks, that he controls the island, because of capturing Katsura, but it ain't true. I'm the vice-president of United Katsura Country and i'm mobilizing our forces to destroy his castle !
- So, where is this castle ?
- We kinda wanted to go there, but if Chiki is here, then we must first find him
- Okay, so let's go
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