Chapter 5: Fire From The Sky: Madness leads to insanity. Wait, what ?
- So, Butter did you hacked the system yet ?
- Wait a minute ! I'm still working on it
- For the hands of death
Reaching through the night
Death comes swiftly from above
The universe has come undone
Fire from the sky !
- Wait a minute what are you doing right now ?
- Well, i'm singing
- About what ?
- Fire from the sky
- Exactly, just aren't you afraid that something like that will haunt us
- Why ?
- Because if we don't destroy Ally Country Of Norris Brothers there will be a great war !
- Butter just shut the fuck up. You drinked to much and i know it. You thought, that i wouldn't notice that !
- What ?
- You are addicted to cola !
- No i'm not. Now watch on the road. You gonna put me into another shit !
- Yes of course, but it seems, that everything that happens now is because you forgot that damn password to this fake banana !
- No ! It's because you have started a big fight with Chuck !
- No ! It's because you have become a stupid slave of Syndicate. You should listen to this what is talking to you right now !
- And what's that ?
-...Fire from the sky !
- Just stop singing this. It will be a terrible disaster if you gonna sing that song !
- Well you got luck. I now only chorus, so don't worry be happy
- Wait what's that ?
I looked into sky and noticed, that Hitman and Chikorita are flying on Sam.
- Don't worry it's Sam,
Suddenly, a big person respawn behind Fisher and cut him into two pieces. Chikorita and Hitman started to falling down.
- Speed up dumbass ! - Butter started to scream
- I can't
Suddenly i found myself on atomic wasteland. What is that ? - i asked myself.
- It's world !
- Wait who is that ? Show yourself !
Far away was standing a man. He started to approach my destination. When the sun stopped blinding my eyes i saw him. It was me, but different me. His eyes were cut off and face had many scars and wounds.
- Just what happened to you ?
- Well, it's all, because you haven't listened to him then.
- Who ?
- Yourself ! There is a corner in your soul, that you never know of it. It's place, where justice and light doesn't exist. Just hear it. Hear the calling and it's gonna give you power. Power that now can save your friend's life.
- But how i do that ?
- It's simple. It's taking control of you right now.
- Dario ? Hey Dario, what are you doing ? - Butter was asking, but there was no answer.
Dario left the car and Butter take over the wheel. He jumped to Chikorita's destination and saved him from falling down. Hitman landed without any trouble. Dario put back Chikorita on the ground and attacked Aaron with his fists. Aaron started to avoiding them, but he couldn't. He was hit with all of Dario's force. He flew over a bridge and fall to the lake.
- What do you mean ?
- You are fighting with Aaron right now, but your soul is now here. isn't that simple ?
- Well it isn't ! Just take me back to the real world !
- No ! I was sended here to kill you.
- But why do you do such a thing ?
- You don't understand do you ?
I'm from the future. The war has ended. Chuck won, because of your and Chikorita lack of experience. You were blinded by greed and pride, which you have been given by fooling Chuck once. But now, there is no time for this explanation. I must kill you, so the world will be saved from destruction !
- Yeah, right and you really think i'm gonna simply give up ? Go Dario secret jutsu "Super spider rescue force".
Suddenly, a division of spiders respawn, behind bad Dario and tried to kill him, but he simply crushed them with one hit.
- That's all, what great Daimaou has ? You are pathetic, there is no hope for you.
- Forgive me Blejk, because i'm about to sin.
- What ?
- Dario contract respawn jutsu !
A giant frogman has respawn with a long list. He went to Dario and said:
- Welcome Daimaou. I thought that we never gonna meet again
- Well, Pinky boy the world has always a bunch suprise for us.
- Yes, what do you want now ?
- I want to sell a 15% of my soul to unlock "this"
- Hey weirdos ! - bad Dario screamed
- Oh Pinky boy look at him, he looks just like me, right ?
Pinky boy looked at evil Dario and said:
- It's not you. He is a imposter. He just went through Botox surgery.
- What ?! How dare you to insult me ! i was send here to save the world and now i'm talking to a fucking frog. I think i was send back to late to save humanity. This is a fucking joke. I'm going back. See ya fuckers !
Evil Dario dissapeared and the conversation between the old friends has been continued
- So, Frogman can you give me "this"
- Yes of course, just write here a word "Muffin"
Dario wrote that word and a giant head and hands of Dan Green respawned.
Dan took a soul slayer from his mouth, put it in his hands and stabbed Dario with it. A white mass has been sucked into the sword. it was Dario's soul. When the sword stopped absorbing energy Dan took it and dissapeared.
- See ya Dario i'm gonna be late for new episode of Bleach ! - said Pinky boy
- Wait Pinky ! Bleach has ended already ! And by the way i have a question.
- What ?! Bleach has ended. Somebody gonna lose his head today ! So what do you wanna know ?
- How can i get out of here ?
- There are door behind you. See ya !
- What ?
Dario looked behind and saw a door flying around the wasteland.
Wait ! Comeback here you stupid door. I want go back home ! Shimatta !
Meantime in real world
Aaron has teleported from the lake to Dario and tried to kick him, but Dario grabbed his leg and broke it.
- Hey Dario wait for me ! I want some fun too - shout Chikorita
He said "Muffin" and started to flying, but Dario threw Aaron into Chikorita and they both fall to the ground.
Hitman looked at Dario and saw his scary smile. He levitated and laugh like a devil.
That's not Daimaou - said Hitman
- Get off me you stinky bastard ! - screamed Chikorita kicking Aaron in other direction.
- Hey you - said Dario
- Me ? - asked Chikorita
- Yes you ! I'm gonna kill you next !
At the same time in fake world
Get over here fucking annoying door. Dario grabbed door and opened it. He found himself at the place with many doors. Which are the doors to my world ? He opened one and saw Tristam. Well it's not my world and besides i don't want to fight Diablo again. He went further and opened next door. There was a war between man and machines. No ! I don't want have this terrible dream when i'm human again. Wait ! I'm human. WTF ? He randomly opened next door and started falling to the ground. Suddenly, Chikorita kicked him.
- What are you doing idiot ?
- You wanted to kill me !
- Me ? No fucking way, watch out there is Aaron behind you ! Chikorita jumped to Dario destination.
- Hitman come over here !
Hitman came to their destination.
- We must come up with plan. We can't fight with this ugly creation just like that. Look at him he is mad, because Dario broke his leg !
- I did ?
- Yes and you pissed him off too. Baka !
- Hitman !
- Yes, Daimaou ?
- Take Chikorita deep to the ground i'm gonna end this with one jutsu !
- Hey what are you doing Hitman put me down.
- Sorry but i can't. Go teleportation jutsu !
Hitman and Chikorita vanished. There were only 2 creatures on the battlefield
Okay Aaron. It's time to destroy you. Go secret ninjutsu "Fire from the sky"
Dario jumped to the lake and started drilling a passage deep to the ground, while a fire started falling from the sky. Aaron started to burning and choking, but he couldn't survive. His demise caught him.
Okay, so gomenasai for the delay, but i'm kinda sick now and I couldn't caught up with some awesome story. I must discover my path to redemption, then I write something interesting :P Next chapter will be done soon, so wait and say what you are thinking about this :D That's what Dario singing, while driving a car is song by Shadows Fall "Fire From The Sky". Check out this song, because it's amazing ^_^ See ya soon :D