Chapter 3: Trying to move on ! - Dario tribute
- Ok ! Hitman said that they gonna be there. Did you found password yet ?
- Wait, i'm still hacking to it's system
- I cannot believe that you are such a dork. How can you even hack it ? It's a banana and it doesn't have any hole to hack in.
- Well you can say that, but this technology is from Syndicate. It's not simple to break it.
- I think, that this technology was made by some nerds who cooperated with Billy Hoyle.
- Who is Billy Hoyle ?
- I don't even know and that proves something.
- What ?
- That this technology is a piece of crap. Now come with me. We must find some taxi to take us to the space pirates base.
We walked through the streets and saw a taxi. Taxi ! - i screamed. It doesn't stop.
- You've got to be shiting me
I went to my home for self-made bazooka with target finding.
- It's time for some destruction
- Wait you can't just blow a taxi, because the damn taxi driver didn't stop when you called him !
- Why not ?
- It's against the law !
- Law ? I don't know about who you are talking right now.
I fired up. The rocket hit the taxi. The taxi driver escaped from the car. When we saw who was driving it we were shocked. It was Terry Ping. The guy which was our worst enemy, because he was camping in Battlefield 3 and had ping over 150.
- Hey Ping ! What are you doing out here ? Still trying to get a job ? Well, i must say, that i'm not gonna pay for those damages at your car.
- What ? It's you ! How dare you destroying every job that i'm doing ?
- Because i'm a Daimaou. Now go find me some taxi
- NO !
Dario special move: Mind possesion jutsu !
- Now go find me some car and bring it to me !
- Yes, master !
3 Minutes later
- What the fuck ? I only told you to bring me some car. Not taking it with your two hands ! Nevermind that. Just put it very slowly on the ground without breaking it !
- Yes, master !
- Ok Butter we have some transport.
- But what we gonna do with him ?
- Pingfuck !
- Yes, master ?
- Go to the bridge and jump the fuck off !
- Yes, master
- Ok Butter get in.
We get to the car and Butter started driving.
- What's model is this car ? My dog is faster than this shit !
- Yeah i agree even if i don't know him
- Well, it's Sammy The Brave.
- Where is he now ? I don't saw him at your house
- Well he is now with James Bond on some special, covert mission. He didn't even told me where is he going
- Wait, you said he didn't tell you ? I think that's pretty normal.
- No ! He has royal blood of Uchicha clan flowing in his veins, so he can talk.
- But i was at your home many times and he never spoked a word !
- That's because he consider's you as a failure and i must agree with him
- You little...
- Watch on the road dumbass. It's 400 meters to their base.
- What's that ?
- Well it's my phone. Hitman text me that they moving now to base, so we must hurry. They can find themselves in combat and then who is gonna safe them ?
- Emmm... Chikorita ?
- Hmmm... Well i teached him some moves, but i don't think that he gonna win with Chuck. Even i couldn't stop him.
- Wow. We are speeding up !
- If you consider speeding up with moving like a cockroach, then i must tell you, that you have something wrong with your brain.
- It's truth ! We speeding up. 3 minutes and we gonna be there.
- Ok let's switch up. You have to break that password right ?
So, that how it's going. This is going more ridiculous but nevermind that xD Just wait for Chapter 4. It's gonna be more normal than that and will remind us about second chapter. Chikorita has some plans with destroying Chuck ^_^