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Battle Royal High School Review

by: sothis
April 23, 2009

story 2/10

Battle Royal High School screenshot

What do space detectives, burly men in jaguar masks, demons from another world, man-eating fairies and tentacles have to do with each other?


It should come as no surprise, then, that the farce known as Battle Royal High School is as ridiculous as ridiculous can get, comprised of a mishmash of genres and styles so varied that its creators were clearly playing a game of drunken Mad Libs while in the drawing board phase.

The first 10ish or so minutes, I kid you not, play out something like this:

1. Guy in jaguar mask fights other guys not in jaguar masks.

2. Long panning shot up sinister staircase ends with a pause on a few scary-looking monster types; cue droll, boring dialogue about an oh-so-unique prophecy involving said jaguar guy.

3. Suddenly on a spaceship, in space (what?!); two people intently watch futuristic display screens, and discuss a space time anomaly coming from the school.

If you're either facepalming or slamming your head into your desk to make it stop, you aren't alone. Absolutely nothing makes sense about Battle Royal High School once the ‘plot' kicks in, leaving you with little to do but laugh at how outrageously random it is.

Don't get me wrong though, Battle Royal High School isn't a Psychic Wars or Black Lion - it's not so bad it's funny, it's just bad. At times it edges closely towards the borderline of genuinely comedic, but falls just a little short of its goal.

However, I know something that would help make Battle Royal High School a treat to watch: alcohol.

animation 6.5/10

For being made in 1987, Battle Royal High School's animation is decent enough. Fight scenes are well-animated, there's a good level of detail and ample gore throughout, and the fairies do look creepily-evil. But seriously, what's up with the horrific character designs? Hyoudo and Byoudo have such pronounced facial features and intense eyes that they are a dead ringer for Sam the Eagle.

sound 4/10

I remember absolutely nothing about the music. I can only attribute this to having facepalmed so many times that my eardrums were jostled out of place, destroying my ability to hear.

However, I do remember the English dub, which was outstandingly atrocious.

characters 2/10

If the characters score was based on the less is more principle (i.e., four people but only two bodies!) or quantity over quality, Battle Royal High School would earn a hefty 50/10. In addition to showcasing far too many random characters, they all tend to look the same, causing yet more confusion. None of them are interesting, except in a ‘wow, I'm glad I'm not THAT guy' sort of way.

Take Hyoudo - he's clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. He fights in a jaguar mask simply because he found it in his house and likes it. He's distracted by shiny objects at the drop of a hat, even when Serious Danger is happening (by ‘shiny object' I mean a hefty pair of breasts). And above all else, he's a man's man who dominates his enemy: intelligence.

+2 for the little fairies as they at least were awesome; -2 however for the Main Fairy, who was just as fail as the other characters.

overall 2/10

There's little to no reason to watch Battle Royal High School, though given a ton of people tend to mark things ‘want to watch' after I write a ranty review, there's probably not much I can do to stop you! With an absurd plot, too many characters and a smattering of genres that feel forced together, the OVA's only benefit is the fight sequences and random gore. If you've consumed a copious amount of alcohol and feel like a good laugh, try on Battle Royal High School for size. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and eat a ham sandwich instead.

Anime Info

  • OVA (1 ep x 60 min)
  • 1987

Hyoudo is a ‘typical' high school boy who carries out his martial arts battles wearing a jaguar mask. However, there's more to Hyoudo than meets the eye - he's also the counterpart to a Demon Master named Byoudo from the dark realm, and soon comes to be possessed by the evil force! As if that isn't strange enough, there's also an evil Fairy Master whose goal is to spread her nests of bloodthirsty offspring, a pair of space time continuum enforcers, a sword-slinging demon hunter and tentacle monsters galore. Will the Demon Master Byoudo or Fairy Master succeed in taking over Earth, or can they be stopped?

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About the Author

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My fav genres include sci fi and horror, but you'll find a lot of obscure reviews from me too, given I watch a ton to add to the database. My new reviews are written a lot better than my old ones, so when in doubt, sort by date! ^_^ Enjoy, and I welcome any and all feedback.

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TheStampede01 avatar TheStampede01
Sep 16, 2012

Omg I just saw this XD frikin hilarious and awesome. So much epic gore and unexplained shit XD the epitome of a guilty pleasure, I loved it

AnimeShima avatar AnimeShima
Aug 17, 2011

hahahaha, Sam the Eagle!!!

I <3 your ranty reviews, thanks ^^

captanmurdoc avatar captanmurdoc
Nov 17, 2010

i feel the need to watch this now just to see exactly how bad something can be....also, guy in jaguar mask peeks my interest.

ish1618 avatar ish1618
Mar 22, 2010

I just love how fluently you express your disgust

LinkSword avatar LinkSword
Mar 20, 2010

Hahahaha, this OVA was hilariously bad as hell!!

I gave it the high score 2/5 just because of the plentiful and laughable gore.

Funny review, too!

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