Bleach (Manga)

[Panta]

Fuck if I know but it's no big loss if there isn't. We just don't get another golden Thrawn post and his motherfucking profanity (I wouldn't be surprised if his profanity could actually have sexual relations with your mother).

[Thrawn]

It's hard to do a Thrawn rant after the chapter two weeks ago. Last week, not even on that level but it did confirm one thing: The world is a bunch of pussy ass bitches. Kenpachi had to dial down the manly badass of his fucking awesome badass to give those weak ass motherfuckers a chance against him.

And you can bet your ass it does.

Originally Posted by pkmnmaster88

Bleach hasn't released. I heard that there is no chapter this week.

Can anyone confirm or deny this??

I can confirm that this will be a good day.

[Fargo]

Kubo got the flu apparently along with Hideaki Sorachi.
So we won't see a new Bleach or Gintama for another week or two.

[Thrawn]

Sorachi took one for the team to bring down Kubo.

What did I tell you? It was a good day.

[BrainBlow]

Huh. I imagine Oda also having become sick, but managed to finish the chapter in time to be released this week, but takes the next week off instead.
Plausible, but probably not it.
I'm hoping Sorachi has a swift recovery.

I'm kinda disappointed that there is no new Bleach chapter, but that's just because this thread is way more fun.

[BrainBlow]

Couldn't help but ask myself "are they going to fuck?" when reading this chapter.

[Fargo]

Again
Why does Unohana need to die .-.
Give one good reason.
One.

Soul Society just got their a*ses kicked and they're going to need every asset they can get.
What do they do?
Sic 2 of their best on each other fully intending one of them to die.
Bullshevic.

What's Unohana's Bankai even do? I thought it was an acid thing for a second, which could've been interesting. But it's some sleep thing instead? Maybe it could've been cool if it actually worked for longer than a couple pages.

[BrainBlow]

Oh yeah.
There was a bankai.
In this chapter.
A new one.
I forgot.
Why?
BecaWhat the fuck was that?! People have been waiting to see that shit for so goddamn fucking long now, and it was this utterly lazy, unremarkable COMPLETELY BLACK thing that I literally forgot about when the chapter was over!

[Thrawn]

I'll tell ya, I was as optimistic as Popee with a new gun. I knew, deep down, that it could not get worse than that chapter a few weeks ago where the collective cry could be summed up as "Eat a sack of dicks motherfucker".
How many times have I been wrong? When has a break ever produced a chapter halfway decent? Whatever happened to Ichigo and Renji? Constantly, hardly ever and who gives a fuck.

Chapter 526

The break did nothing to hamper his impeccable art style. Note the exemplary fusion of black and white, to present a contrast of inky as fuck as white as milk. Love his artistic talent.

Aw shit, Bankai! Shit just got real.

Wait, wait wait. So... Space Whale is her... sword thing, zanpaktou? Shikai? Or is it a blood whale that flies in the sky?
What the shit is-

That was... what? Oh, I guess I should spoiler tag this shit.

Now uh... so... what in the everloving fucks was Minazuchi, Minablood, minabankai? Strip away the flesh with little detail, leave skeletons fighting and shit, but I totally see the symbolism and juxtaposition of blood transfusion and badassery.
Oh fucking fucks, her bankai was blood transfusion?! The fuck is that?! It's blood, that I can appreciate, but holy fucks that was it? That was what we waited FOR SO MANY FUCKING CHAPTERS FOR AND THE FUCKING PAY OFF IS A FUCKING PAGE OF FUCKING INKED SHIT KUBO YOU FUCKER WHY THE FUCK DID IT TAKE YOU TWO FUCKING WEEKS TO TAKE A SHIT AS BLACK AS NIGHT, SLAP IT ON THE PAGE AND CALL IT ART? AND THE FUCK WAS WITH KILLING OFF A BADASS IN THE SAME FUCKING CHAPTER WHEN SHE RELEASED HER BANKAI THAT DID FUCKING JACK SHIT IN TERMS OF DOING COOL RIGHTEOUS-AS-FUCKS SHIT? WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY FUCKING WASTE SO MUCH OF THE GOOD SHIT AND PEDDLE THIS GRISTLE FILLED SHIT PATTY? WHY DO YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO YOUR READERS YOU FUCKING BASTARD

WHERE THE FUCK IS GIANT FLYING SPACE WHALE OF BLOOD AND SOULS

Holy shit man, Kubo uses up 20% of Japan's ink for one chapter.

She'll be back. The ratio of dead people to people who should have died is 1:215. Named characters of course.

[BrainBlow]

Hey, remember the blonde guy with the odd hairdo who died previously?
Was that ever even remotely touched upon?
I mean, he was a vice-captain. You'd think that would be at least worthy of mention above all the other blackshirts that got offed.
...
Imagine dying as a dinosaur or whatever, becoming oil, and then being used for this shit.