I could feel myself muscle up at the sheer manliness of these two muscular expats from Jojo.
Episode 1
Is it bad that I thought the women were poisoning all the men or putting sleeping pills in their booze while Manly Priest Guy was going to get an axe and go chop some heads? But that axe was more like a wee hatchet in his meaty manly fist because holy fuck they are ripped, and I mean RIPPED. They were insanely jacked up! Their necks were fucking huge! Wider than their heads and they were at least 5 of those small pussy bitch ass weaklings at the manor. The guys who weren't ripped or more muscles than skin, fat and non-muscle body parts all put together.
Wait. Dazzling Sengoku Period Story. Kanetsugu and Keiji. Fabulously manly. I expect manly shit to come out of this, and manly fights, manly enough to make you grow muscles. I'm already flexing automatically because they are so ripped.
Damn, I just lost my shirt.
Wait. Women fighting? I'm sorry, I must have missed something. Or everything after the OP. What's this shit about- holy FUCK THIS GUY IS FUCKING RIPPED. Kagekatsu is fucking huge! Hi crazy ass eyebrows, fist-sized abs, all muscle and not an ounce of fat, he can cause trees to combust from flexing alone.
Right, women fighting and not manly fights. That's dumb in a show about massive manly men who are all about muscles, small heads, muscles and enough muscular punching power to one shot an elephant into an explosive end. It's family also explodes from the sheer badass death punch.
Tiger Spirit Arrow of manly badassery is countered by a stick spear of fuckballs awesomeness. I have no idea what the fuck is going on or how this is all connected but it all deals with a womanly war.
This show is fabulous. Everybody is coloured up because even if they wear the most colourful outfits, they are still all muscles.
Blue Spirit Tiger, fucking bitches up like a badass.
The budget really went into cleavage, muscles, colours, necks, manliness, muscles, manliness and more muscles. Needed more manly fights and what did this episode have to do with female warfare? Pretty much nothing. It needed less talking and that... non-fighting crap and more fights and sheer, pants exploding badass manly fights. Wasn't spectacular but I'll probably not keep up with it.