Story time~
Excitement of the flesh.
I... shit, what? Crap. I kinda... they're saying things.
SEXY ELF GIRL WITH WHITE/GREY HAIR FUCK YES
Basically, elf girl. Everything else was words and shit.
That white-haired guy is totally a guy.
GET REKD SON
HE GOT FUCKING WRECKED WITH BLOOD AND SHIT THIS IS MY SHIT RIGHT HERE
Hmmmm.... real good. She is damn fine.
The closing theme right at the end reminded me of Star Wars. This is already great.
Haha! Aw shit man, he is getting blood everywhere! I am laughing my ass off.
Shit, I have to pause because holy fuck that is hilarious! He is fucking covered in blood and running around like it's not even there!
Hilarious man. Just hilarious.
Ah, elf girl. Very nice!
Level 1? Get gud m8. Scrub.
Nub.
She shouldn't have to warn him not to run around covered in the blood of others.
Who wouldn't, am I right? She is damn fine and a total nut crushing badass.
Wait, what? That's level 5?! How much EXP do you need to level up?
Boob size.
I mean... right, if she has a beau or not. Yeah. Yeah?
Wait, Hestia and Loki? What? I don't even know what mythos will pop up next.
Lulerz, he got 3- Wait, 1200? From 3 coins? I can't tell if- shit, my concept of money for this show is out of whack.
God dammit old people, their laughing cracked me up.
Father is totally right. That's what I would do in dungeons: Rescue hot babes in distress.
Did i mistake him for the hot elf chick in the opening?
FUCK YES
He is living with a total hottie of a goddess, which is... actually appropriate.
Those are potatoes?
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG THAT LOOK WHEN SHE SAID TO PARTY
Bounce. They just need the two of them
DEM EYES MAN
Just the two of you, you don't need any other people in your family.
Wait, what? That body pan was amazing as all hell. Was she talking then?
So she didn't say butts...
Woah.
What is this I don't even-
I actually don't even
She is clearly upset you dumbass.
Dat cleavage.
He's gonna say that Elf chick. Which is kinda right. Actually right.
Straight up, his vitality sucks monkey balls. He can't just be a glass cannon/fragile speedster, he needs durability and HP.
He'll never be a spellsword.
GOD THE LOOKS SHE GIVES ARE THE BEST
Something about picking up chicks is his skill?
This is some mighty fine animation.
Definitely the skill to pick up chicks with his manly charisma. And by that I mean his balls.
Let her sleep.
Don't move.
Don't get up.
I love this show.
Cat girl!
Maid
TAKE HER WITH YOU- I mean... YES HE GOT LUNCH HE WON THE DAY
CAT GIRL MAID This is a fine, quality show.
Please, you're a scrub. Get good first.
Run holmes, you dumbfuck. Guy got wrecked?
Oh shit, Guy is fucking OG. Vitality for jacked the fuck up from one hit.
Where do they live? In the ruins outside town?
It's like a reverse rescue thing for why he loves Level 5.
Syr.
Haha! He can't afford all that food! He's gonna be poor again!
YUS CAT GIRL MAID
And them fine tanned chicks
Reminds me of that gal from Etrian Odyssey, the shopkeeper.
That is a... Red is... should be a chick? With half pants like those.
Green is definitely a dude.
Knew Wolf would be some douchenozz- Boobs
Dang man, dat cleavage.
Wait, shit, I mean that fucking douche-
Green is really ambiguous.
Step up Tomato Dork, man up and slap your pair on the table.
Hmm... I guess that works. But none of them know it's him.
So Green is that kinda elf. Niiiiiice
That was fucking gangsta. He just stabbed through his eye with a toothpick! YOU GO TOMATO
Seriously man, with a fucking iron dagger. Right from the fantasy hood.
Goddess, a testament to the animation being so good.
Check his stats! They got buffed!
Dat Elephant Mask
THAT HAND CLASP- Manly as fuck. It's like the brofist in Absolute Duo, which conveyed more development and broness than anything else in the show.
YES AGREE TO IT
FUCK YES MC YOU FUCKING MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
In his brutally jacked up state, he agreed to the best thing he could ever do.
Wait, Monsterphilia? Dang, this is Brad's corner. Not touching it.