As most of you figured out, the 5 reviews posted on April 1 were joke reviews. You can read them at any time in the stickied thread in Anime Reviews: https://www.anime-planet.com/forum/anime-reviews/22446-april-fools-reviews-2009-a.html
Hope you all had a good laugh! :D Thanks to VivisQueen for coming up with the idea and rallying us site reviewers to create them.
Hope you all had a good laugh! :D Thanks to VivisQueen for coming up with the idea and rallying us site reviewers to create them.